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What are the flower names of SJ members in TVXQ!! ?
When I was a student, Park Jung-soo was not so fashionable now. Even the most prosperous ancient museum in Seoul has never been there, and was ridiculed by friends as "Seoul farmers". However, it was in Park Yung-soo that I first went to the pavilion because of my classmate's birthday party. I was lucky enough to be invited by a street scout in XXXXX for an interview, and then I started my six-year internship. Park Jung-soo, Yin He and Jun-soo often play together during training. Park Jung-soo, as an elder brother, often buys food for his younger brothers. Once, the brothers said they wanted to eat steamed stuffed buns. Park Jung-soo only had enough money to buy two, but he gave generously, thinking that three people would be happy to share it. At this moment, the bus came. I didn't expect Yin He and Junxiu to say "See you tomorrow, brother", so they walked away with steamed buns, leaving Jeong-su Park upset.
Xi che-princess petals
One day, car fans gave a cat. Fan Jianzhi said, "It can be called Fan, Che and Fan. Later Han Geng came back and asked why he didn't add my name. The car said, "Well, you can call Han Xifan in the future. In the end, even the typhoon of TRAX came to join in the fun, and this kitten suddenly became Han J Xifan, a "Japanese cat" with a four-word name. Cars that have always been more beautiful than female guests on the show have also experienced being dumped. At the time of her debut, Xi Che fell in love with a girl, but the girl already had a boyfriend, but she never told Che. It was not until Xi Che got deeper and deeper that she told the truth. At this time, Xi Che said, "If you go to that person's side, I won't be lonely. If you come to my side, I will protect you no matter what. " So handsome. Unexpectedly, in the end, the girl didn't choose anyone and chose the third person who pursued him.
Han Geng-the arrival of the king
Han Geng often praises his cooking. Once, when he was cooking in the dormitory, he found that there were only eggs and onions left, so he cooked with leftovers. I didn't expect the members to say yes after eating. Ask him what his name is, because Han Geng's Korean pronunciation is not very good, and he misnamed fried rice with eggs as "Beijing rice". Therefore, after this funny oolong, a new term "Beijing fried rice" was created and became the most popular housekeeping dish of Han Geng. In Korea, you should say "hello" to your elders with great respect. Only with friends can you say "hello". But when he first arrived in Korea, Han Geng knew nothing about these complicated honorifics and accompanying words. All the words were as simple as possible. He said "Hello" to everyone. So at first, many people misunderstood his impoliteness, and Han Geng unfairly explained, "I did the same thing when I studied."
Yisheng-voice magician
Yi Sheng, who looks introverted, is actually a very talkative person with a completely upside down heart. He was even called "Lao Dao's Life" by the players. It is said that in an interview, Yi Sheng spoke for two hours, but unfortunately 90% of them were cut by the director. Yi Sheng felt angry and funny: "Do I look like I'm going to be cut off?" Ever since he came to Qingdao, China for publicity, Yi Sheng fell in love with the local specialty-Tsingtao Beer. Back in Korea, I have always been fascinated, and I praised it on my own radio program, which made many China fans very happy.
Qiang Ren-a powerful artist.
Qiang Ren is a hard person to wake up. Sometimes all the players have to be called out to wake him up. He said that he slept like a monster, even sleeping in a locked room at school. But strangely, although I slept a lot in the morning, I couldn't sleep in the afternoon. Everyone will have some unexpected embarrassing moments, and Qiang Ren once had such an experience. In summer, if you sit next to an electric fan and make an "ah" sound, it will become a vibrato like "ah, ah, ah …". Qiang Ren thought it was very interesting, so he always sat by the electric fan to play. Suddenly, a fly flew into his mouth, and it was as accurate as a three-pointer It didn't fly into his stomach, but it got stuck in his throat. This frightened Qiang Ren. He vomited hard and spit out flies.
Prodigy-Airborne Raider
Before becoming a singer, prodigy did many part-time jobs. One winter, a child prodigy wanted a mobile phone very much, but his parents didn't agree, because it was expensive at that time. So the prodigy worked on the construction site for a week. Because it was hard physical labor, I kept shaking every time I finished my hand, but I finally got my wish and bought a mobile phone. Qiang Ren and Yin He of Super Junior participated in the recording of "Happy Ten Thousand Yuan". Although I didn't take part in the challenge directly, I was as active as the challenger in this program. He often takes the initiative to report the cheating behavior of Qiangren and Yin He in the program, becoming the most intimate "spy" in Ten Thousand Yuan Happiness.
Sheng Min.-pumpkin sweetheart.
Sheng Min is 100% pink madness. When he chooses something, he doesn't even look at its design. As long as it is pink, he will like it very much Sheng Min's mobile phone is not pink, so he specially made a pink case. Once, Sheng Min wanted to change her style and stop wearing pink clothes, but when she opened the closet, she found that there were almost no clothes that were not pink. So I put those clothes on for a few days, and the clothes began to smell. Finally, I had to give up and declare the transformation failed. Sheng Min said that she likes sleeping on the ground. Because the bed has bad memories for him. In middle school, he and his brother slept in the same bed, bunk bed, and Sheng Min slept on it. I woke up in the middle of the night and found half of my body hanging outside. I was completely scared. Another time was after his debut, because he hadn't been home for a long time. On entering the room, Sheng Min jumped on the bed happily. As a result, he suddenly felt numb and his waist flashed. It turned out that his parents changed the bed into a stone mattress while he was away.
Yin He-Jewellery Handsome Man
Yin He and Xia Junxiu have been good friends since primary school. They often play football together. Later, I joined XXXXX Company as an intern, and then I contacted each other every day and took the subway home together. When she debuted in TVXQ!! Yin He, who agreed to debut with Jun Xiu, really cried. On the day of Super Junior's debut, Jun Xiu, who was far away from Japan, was happier than anyone else. He stayed by the TV and was the first to call Yin He to congratulate him after the performance. Once, Qiang Ren was ill, but he had to make a statement the next day. Yin He was worried and wanted to say, "Brother, you have worked hard. Let's go But he is shy, he can't express himself and he doesn't know how to say these words. So, I decided to start talking about other topics, but I didn't say anything comforting after talking for 30 minutes.
Donghai-Ocean Prince
Donghai is not only handsome, but also his father is recognized as a handsome man. Donghai's father is an enlightened school who fully supports his son. Never ask "what do you want to do in the future", but always say "try whatever you want, as long as you like it." So Donghai worked as a handball player when he was young, then tried to play football and finally chose to become a singer. Donghai said that he has hated birthdays since 2006. Because this year's birthday coincides with Super Junior's performance in Hammerhill. Donghai has been expecting to receive members' blessings at 12. But at that time, everyone was busy with their own affairs, and no one remembered it, which made Donghai very sad and even complained on the radio program.
Origin-Simba the Lion
Yuanyuan, a strict tutor, has always been afraid of her father. As a student, Yuanyuan worked in a gas station without telling her parents. On the fourth day of work, he said to the guests as usual: "Please open the hood. Turns out it was his father who rolled down the window. Shiyuan was so scared that he immediately took off his uniform and ran away. When Super Junior filmed his own drama, Shiyuan played an aggrieved agent. Before filming, he mobilized everyone to blame him mercilessly, which was more real. However, after the filming, everyone was really mischievously speaking ill of Ishihara. Shiyuan quit, pouted and looked cute.
Xu Li-a good model student
Before the official stage, Xu Li wrote letters to every member and sent all the letters except Fan Fei at Christmas. Because he thinks it's normal to write to his brother, he is the same age as Fan, and it's strange to write between friends. However, at this time, Fan had a visa problem and had to go back to the United States. With his brothers in tears, he said that he didn't give the letter to Fan, which moved everyone. After this incident, Fan and I started to get close and stopped using honorifics. Once, Xu Li and Sheng Min went to Qiang Ren to broadcast "Arabian Axis". Everyone had a good chat, but only one person was unhappy there. Sheng Min asked, "You must have done something wrong, right? What did you do? Xu Li said sadly, "I thought our radio station could be seen today, so I made it beautiful, wearing new clothes, doing hair and makeup, all for nothing." "When this word came out, everyone laughed.
Set an example-shining boy
Super Junior's exclusive program "Full House" arranged for members to show two foreign students around the ancient palaces in South Korea. Ishihara told everyone that the palace was printed on the 10,000 won, and he also took out a 10,000-yuan bill for everyone to see. Lovely fan took it curiously and looked at it carefully. I didn't expect him to put the money in his pocket after reading it, and finally forgot about it casually. Fan often said that becoming an artist is a heavenly arrangement. At that time, I was still a fan of America. After church, I got lost on the way to eat spicy fried rice cakes with my friends. I met the talent scout of XXXXX company and was found to enter the entertainment circle.
-Kui Xian.-Video games.
Because there are many members in Super Junior, and the dormitory is very small, Kui Xian, who finally joined, can only sleep on the floor. Kui Xian once told the audience about it on the radio programs of Park Jung-soo and Yin He. In just two hours, the radio station received thousands of messages asking for beds for Kui Xian, which surprised the agent's brother and immediately promised fans to buy beds the next day. After having her own bed, Kui Xian also took photos and shared them online, which became a hot topic for a while. Kui Xian likes socks printed with SJ dolls very much and often wears them when going out. And then he doesn't remember. After entering the restaurant, he took off his shoes and sat down. His friends all laughed when they saw him. However, I feel very proud and often show off and say "so handsome." When friends asked them how they got it, Kui Xian said, "There are many in our dormitory. The most interesting thing is that Kui Xian doesn't like to wear his own socks, but insists on wearing socks with the words "Donghai" and "Yin He", saying that he wants to wear the socks of the person he likes.
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2. Some of them really have no source, just nicknames given by fans.
Park Jung-soo: Because I am the captain (squad, special team) of Super Junior and the biggest (special old man) in the team, I have to take care of other team members (special mother), the one with the worst health (mobile hospital) and the one who is bored with talking (cooking oil). Special self-introduction will say "I am SJ's angel monitor, special Tlit" (special, angel special), both of them.
Xi Che: beautiful (princess), strong in appearance (queen, Greek adult, Greek university), Xi Che's screen name before her debut was Cinderella, which means Cinderella.
Han Geng: It is said that it is because Geng's friends are canvassing on Geng's CY. Geng smiled and said "canvassing on my site", and his friend said "Your site? You think you are the landlord ~ "(landlord); Geng cooks fried rice for members of the dormitory. In fact, when the members asked the name of this dish, Geng wanted to say "fried rice with eggs", but the pronunciation was inaccurate. It all sounded like "Beijing fried rice" = = Because the members loved this kind of fried rice so much, they said it every chance, so over time (Beijing fried rice) became the code name of Geng.
Yi Sheng: Because his real name is Kim Jong-un (Prince Yun), I think this name (Princess Yun) has something to do with Wang Dao-I don't know about this.
Qiang Ren: (Eggplant) is said to be a kind of (vegetable) because it looks like ... Sweat = = Eggplant. When Qiang Ren bickered with Anna at the full house, Anna said that he was "North Korea 65438 +0 civet cat". Because the more you look at it, the more nicknames spread. In Super Junior, this child is the fattest except child prodigy.
Child prodigy: chubby, likes to eat pork belly. In fact, "pork belly" is also his nickname ~ (chubby, fleshy); Don't look at the prodigy, he is very good, especially in dancing. He was born in B-boys, even in TVXQ!! Hao Yun praised the dance of this genius.
Sheng Min: There are two lovely rabbit teeth. There is a line in the movie "Sister Hai" that says "I haven't eaten sweet pumpkin for a long time, so I want to eat it", and Sheng Min also likes pumpkin very much. The cat in the desert was taken away by Enkh for unknown reasons-
Enkh: Self-proclaimed sparkling (jewel beauty), super simple, has reached an incredible level (250, idiot), Xi Che said, "Even if the earth is destroyed, Enkh will live as tenacious as a cockroach" (cockroach).
Donghai: I claimed to be a (small fish), but the car gave it to me (Pinocchio). Isn't there a mythical figure in China called the East China Sea Dragon King = = (Little Dragon King)? Donghai is a beautiful child, and he is the official match of Enkh. Since Enkh is a prince, the East China Sea is a princess.
Origin: homophonic ten yuan (ten yuan, small 10, ticket), ten yuan is a relatively small denomination in our RMB (small denomination), Rimario is a famous funny singer in Korea, so everyone laughed when Shiyuan said that he was a (Cui mario) full house, Shiyuan was as greasy as Park Jong-soo, but Shiyuan was better-
Xu Li: Because he is cute, fans call him (Macey). Was Xu Li old before Gui Xian joined us? Although Gui Xian is the youngest, he looks more like Xu Li, so some parents still call him (Lao Yao).
Fan Ji: Homophonic (chicken rice), because it has a lovely steamed stuffed bun face (steamed stuffed bun), which is also the nickname given to it by Xi Che-(Snow White).
Gui Xian: ranked the smallest among 13 people (13, thirteen sons); FH= belly black, which should be the nickname from the last very reversed result in SJ's Wang Dao homemade drama. Later, Gui Xian's children became more and more vicious, which did not match the stable and mature appearance = = (FH Xian, FH Prince); (Game Xian) I haven't heard of this, maybe it's because he likes playing games ~
3. Many of them are homonyms based on member names ~ so I won't explain this ~
Te Li's fans are pearls (Te Li's real name is Park Jung-soo), Qiang Ren's fans are tomatoes, Han Geng's fans are rice, and Xi's fans are petals (Xi's car took pictures of itself, Xi's car said that he was a flower, and flowers without petals are not beautiful ~ ~ Haha, which shows how much Xi loves fans ~) Enkh's fans are treasure chests (Enkh is a handsome jewel ~). Fans of Donghai are fans of Yi Sheng (Yi Sheng's real name is Kim Jong-un). Fans from Li Xu are all money fans (10 yuan, which means money ~ ~). The clowns are fans of Sheng Min (rabbits and radishes ~ ~).
7. Location ... is basically reflected in their nicknames.
Park Jung-soo is the captain, so she is responsible for taking care of the members, so she should be her mother > <
Qiang Ren is a good helper of Comrade Park Jung-soo. Usually, I help Park Jung-su lot to take care of the members and Park Jung-su ~ He is the father ~ ~ Haha ~
Han Geng is a chef because he has the unique skill of "Beijing fried rice"
A child prodigy is a child next door ~ this MS is what they say ~ ~
Shiyuan is a bodyguard, well, a taekwondo master ~
Others are nothing, belonging to those who have nothing to do with the earthquake = = those who are headed by cars.
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