Humorous English and Chinese jokes

People who can tell jokes are people with a sense of humor, and the possibility of depression is greatly reduced. Let's look at English jokes that are humorous in Chinese, and look at your humor index!

Humorous English jokes and Chinese jokes: springboard The cruise ship where my friend works is docked at the dock. In a Mexican port at high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the narrow gangplank (gangplank, pedal) on board as the access to the wharf below. When a passenger in her seventies appeared at the top of the board, there was no place for anyone to help her, so she moved slowly and finally reached the dock safely, which made everyone breathe a sigh of relief. When she came down, she turned around, looked back at the top of the board and shouted, "It's okay, mom, you can come down now."

Humorous English Chinese joke II: I work for 7up! I work in 7-up company. Four best friends met in the hospital because their wives gave birth to children. The nurse walked up to the first person and said. Congratulations, you have twins. The man said, "It's strange that I am the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." The man said, "Well, strange, I am the director of three musketeers." Finally, the nurse walked up to the third person and said

"Congratulations, you have twins x2." The man was very happy and said, "Ironically, I work for a hotel" for four seasons. "All three of them were happy until they saw their last partner jumping around, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work for 7-up!

Four good friends met in the hospital, and their wives were having a baby. The nurse came to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men like it very much: "Well, what a coincidence. I .. you got two pairs of twins. " The man said happily, "That's ridiculous. I work in the Four Seasons Hotel." All three of them were happy, but the fourth partner was as anxious as ants on hot bricks, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work in 7-up! "

Cake Dick is seven years old and his sister Catherine is five years old. One day, their mother took them to menstruation's house to play, while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

The children played for an hour, and then at half past four, their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a beautiful cake and a knife, and said to him, "here, Dick, here's a knife. Give me this cake." Cut this cake in half and give it to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman. "

"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How can a gentleman do it?"

"They always give the bigger piece to others." He menstruation answered at once.

Dick said "Oh". He thought about it for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her, "Catherine, cut this cake in half." .

Dick is seven and his sister Catherine is five. One day, her mother took them to the menstrual home to play and went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

The children played for an hour. At half past four, menstruation led Dick into the kitchen. She gave Dick a beautiful cake and a knife and said to him? Dick, give you a knife. Cut this cake in half and give it to your sister. But you must remember to be a gentleman.

Dick asked, like a gentleman? What should a gentleman do?

What menstruation immediately answers:? Gentlemen always give big pieces to others.

What did Dick say? Oh? He thought for a moment, then he took the cake to his sister and said to her. Catherine, why don't you cut this cake in half?

Humorous English joke: Two men go out to hunt deer. The first man said, "Did you see it?"

Two people went deer hunting. The first man said:? Did you get a look at him?

"No," said the second man.

? No? The second man said.

"Well, a vulture just flew overhead," said the first man.

? A vulture just flew over our heads. ? The first person said.

"Oh," said the second man.

? Oh?

A few minutes later, the first man said, "Did you see it?"

A few minutes later, the first man said, did you see it?

"See what?" The second man asked.

? See what? The second man asked.

"Are you blind? There is a big black bear walking on the mountain over there. "

? Are you blind? A big black bear is running on the mountain, right there! ?

"Oh."

? Oh?

A few minutes later, the first man said, "Did you see it?"

A few minutes later, the first man said again; ? Did you get a look at him?

Up to now, the second guy was angered, so he said, "Yes, I did it!" "

At that time, the second man was impatient, so he said; ? Yes, I saw it! ?

The first man said, "Then why did you step in?"

The first person said; ? And then you step on it?

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