Tell me a funny sentence in the circle of friends. How many sentences can you hold on to without laughing out loud?

1. The money in your pocket is the most ruthless and the fat on your body is the most stubborn.

2. In the past, staying together was a couple, but now staying together is a mobile phone. Once the phone is in your hand, it will last forever. If the phone is not in your hand, your soul will be gone.

3. If you gain three kilograms during the festival, take a closer look at the three kilograms. I worked hard to lose weight for half a year, but before I succeeded, I celebrated the New Year again.

4. There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, but only the new ones are the best.

5. In fact, I was quite thin when I was a child, not fat at all, but later the sentence "no leftovers allowed" ruined my life.

6. The current state of most people is: they can’t study, they can’t play happily, they can’t sleep well, everything feels wrong, and they eat too much.

7. A woman's life - she was naughty when she was a child, hunted for treasure when she grew up, worked for gold, got married for rice, and was eliminated when she got old. Women, hurry up and do it while you are still young.

8. If you think you have a physical problem, please do not search on Baidu. Every time I check it, I want to make a will.

9. Not good at work, not good at love, not good at makeup, not good at singing karaoke, not good at appearance, not good at figure, not good at financial strength. I have been thinking about a question: What has sustained me for so many years.

10. When I am at home, I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever. When I am at school, I feel like I have terminal cancer even when I sneeze.