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What's the funny story about the fight between chocolate and tomatoes?

1. Chocolate and tomato fight. Chocolate is better than (a food).

2. The tomato was not convinced and went to fight with the tomato again. Chocolate won again (and played with a food).

3. The tomato was not convinced and let the eggs play with chocolate, and the chocolate won again (and played with a handful of food).

When the plane reached the sky, it suddenly ran out of gas. What will fall first?

5. What is indomitable spirit?

6. Who is fearless?

7. Who is the best chef since ancient times?

8. Cheetah, swordfish and brown swift, who is faster in the race? The venue cannot be in the sky, land or sea. Where is the fairest place?

9. What is the most feared sentence when someone asks you for directions?

10. What were the four happy events in ancient times? What about the four great sorrows?

1 1. Who was the first person to invent music in the world?

12. What is the incurable disease on the face?

13 What are the main reasons for divorce?

14. Who is the best tenor since ancient times?

15. Who is the laziest?

1。 Pepero

2。 Pepero

3。 Tomato and egg noodles (all very noodles! ! )

4。 Oil gauge pointer

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6。 A lecherous is full of lust.

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9。 Excuse me, is this heaven?

10。 Four joys: long drought meets dew, old friends meet in other places, wedding night, four sorrows in to beno. 1 long drought meets rain, one drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.

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13。 marry

14。 Zhang Fei, this is uncertain.

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1. Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

2. What line do orangutans hate most?

3. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

4. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

5. From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

6. What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

7. How to make the sparrow quiet?

8. What is white plus white?

9,30-50, which number is worse than bear shit! !

10, what should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

1. Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly. Reason: What a weak (beautiful) jasmine.

2. What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines. Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

3. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser. Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

4. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

5. From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

6. What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

My sister used to say that Kirin became a polar bear when it reached the North Pole! ! I am also proud to ask me for the prize, and I am very sweaty ~ ~ haha ~ ~)

7. How to make the sparrow quiet?

Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence).

8. What is white plus white?

Answer: equal to the white rabbit. Reason: Xiao Bai Er

9,30-50, which number is worse than bear shit! !

Answer: 40. Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

10, what should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Answer: Wang Leehom. Reason: to coax.

Question: What if I come out again?

The answer is: Han Hong. Reason: Still coax.