Songyuan 98.6 program schedule, what is the program with a special voice telling jokes?

1. Wukong asked: "Master, if there is a beautiful woman, please recite a sutra. Do you think, what sutra is good to recite?"

Tang Monk smiled: "Of course it is: a serious sutra. !"

2. Boss: "Your necklace is very good, better than mine."

Guest: "Haha, don't take it seriously."

< p>Boss: "Why don't you come to the pawn shop?"

3. Tell another friend some of my friend Lao Chen's views. "Old Chen (Old Minister) has something to say", "Old Chen thinks", "Old Chen is also doing it for your own good"

My friend listened and suddenly said: "My dear, there is no need to say more, I have my own Claim."

4. Me: "I ate something bad last night and ran to the toilet all night long."

He: "Why did you eat something bad so accidentally?" ”

5. Question: Under what circumstances did China Mobile become China Unicom?

Answer: Brother’s question seems simple, but it actually contains a profound philosophy of life. I After carefully checking a lot of information, I found that when I took out the mobile card from the phone and inserted the China Unicom card, the phone inexplicably changed from China Mobile to China Unicom. Hope it helps.

6. The lunch cart on the train has arrived for the sixth time, and it is still shouting "freshly cooked lunch box". I glanced at it, and jokingly said to the master: "You don't know what to eat?" It’s been cooking for three hours and it’s just cooked?!

I heard him reply angrily: “It’s not okay to call the chef Xiaogang.”