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? Before I went to rest at night, I watched a small video of "Children in the world of cattle and horses" on Baidu: If you can't get angry, it's worthless.
? Daughter: Are you angry?
? Mom: You also said that you and your dad went shopping, so you two bought such expensive crabs.
? Daughter: The boss said a kilo of crab, 80 yuan. Dad said it was too expensive. I won't buy it. The boss said, well, Si, which is 20 yuan next to it, weighs a catty. Then I asked my boss how they died. The boss, um ... um ... gave me a look, and he said, no one bought it for Big Four! Look, it's worthless when you're angry! So be happy and smile every day!
As long as it's not Si, it's valuable!
? Good people and sweet dreams! ?
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