100 Treaties Between Couples and Girls

1. So you must remember all the various anniversaries and birthdays.

2. If I tell you that I want to lose weight, I actually want to hear you tell me: "You are not fat at all. You don't need to lose weight. I just like it."

< p>3. Response: I would be scared if you dressed up too much and walked with me on the street) I would be even more scared if you walked with me on the street without dressing up at all.

4. It’s normal for me to have male friends.

5. I hope all your female colleagues are old ladies, ugly women or fat women.

6. Men who are too muscular are not manly at all, they are so scary.

7. You have to appreciate my work.

8. Can you try not to tell the same joke or topic more than 20 times?

9. You don’t need to be rich, but it is better to have ambitious goals. and ideal, it is possible to become a rich man in the future.

10. When I... have a bad temper, I can deal with it in a broad way. You'd better tolerate me for a few days a month and give in to me.

11. Only girls under the age of twelve have the right to dress up cutely, and women of other ages have the right to have cute personalities!

12. If I had Zhu Yin’s figure, I don't mind dressing like a bombshell.

13. After I finish cooking, please take the initiative to wash the dishes, and after I finish sweeping the floor, you have to mop the floor.

14. When I lost my temper and called you, I actually wanted you to call me right away to coax me.

15. When you lose your temper, you should comfort me immediately and don’t give me time to calm down. In fact, I don’t need time to calm down at all.

16. When I cook food for you to eat, you cannot think that I am eating on an order. You must say it is delicious.

17. Duplicity is my specialty. Especially when I lose my temper, most of the time I lie. If I don’t go, I will go.

18. Shopping is a woman’s nature. Please don’t stop me or have any objections to my shopping. It’s better to help me from time to time.

19. I won’t remember you and each other every second.

20. I tend to wait and see when I see handsome guys. This is also natural.

21. I don’t mind if you have a little belly, but try not to be too fat or thinner than me.

22. It’s better to remember what your girlfriend said and don’t just pretend to hear it.

23. When I lose my temper, I tell you not to look for me again. In fact, it’s not that you don’t look for me, but that you can coax me.

24. I hit you because I care about you and am nervous about you.

25. You can accompany your friends, but you must pay more attention to sex than friends.

26. When I cry, no matter whether it is your fault or not, you must comfort me.

27. I will pretend to know how to remote control and repair any electrical appliances, including computers, cameras, televisions, video recorders, hifi, etc., but you must take the initiative to suggest taking them to a repair shop for repair.

28. You don’t need to be ambitious, but it is better to have relatively ambitious goals and ideals, and you may become a qualified housewife in the future.

29. I always wait and see when I see beautiful women. This is also natural.

30. I am very interested in knowing what happened between you and your old girlfriend. The more detailed the better.