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Funny birthday wishes for friends

1. Beast Star: Happy birthday to you, Pig. Congratulations on having wrinkles for another year, and you are one step closer to having a full face.

2. Just play around once a year and enjoy it. I have already called 110 and 119 for you, and 120 is on its way! Happy birthday!

3. My birthday is here, and I am one year older. If we get older, we will sell computers together; if we get ugly, we will stay in love with each other all our lives; if we get stupid, I will follow you wherever you go.

4. I wish you will look up today and see Cupid, meet a beautiful woman when you go out, lower your head to pick up bundles of hundred-dollar bills, and step on smelly dog ??poop when you come home! Ha ha! Happy birthday!

5. There are 364 happy days in a year, and you will be happier on the remaining day; there are 364 happy days in a year, and you will be the happiest on the remaining day. Today is the remaining day, so I wish you a happy remaining (birthday) day!

6. I am so happy that today is your birthday. To be honest, I am a gift from God to you. I hope this gift is not too bad. I hope you like this gift very much. I wish you a happy birthday, my dear. hapiness!

7. Birthday wishes to you: Flowers give you magical power. I heard that if you press a small forsythia under your pillow while sleeping, you will be able to dream about the appearance of your future husband. Have a good sleep today. Have sweet dreams and happy birthday!

8. Today you are the birthday boy, and I want to make a cake for you. The happy fruit is in the center, the happy cream is bubbling, and the happy jam is flowing down. When you open the door to your room, the cake is smeared directly on your face. Happy birthday!