What are the English jokes?

Father: Jack, why?

Jack: I just ate an apple, Dad.

Father: What is it?

Jack: I forgot to shush the apple.

Dad: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I just ate an apple, Dad.

Dad: But what does this have to do with drinking water?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apples.

I can't see at all.

After dinner, parents and guests play mahjong together. At this moment, I want to say to the people watching TV, "honey, I don't know what to do?" ? After a while, she came back and said, Mom, the kitchen is too dirty for me to see.

After dinner, mom and dad are busy playing mahjong with the guests. At this moment, the mother suddenly remembered something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Baby, go and see if the kitchen light is still on?" After a while, my son came back and said, "Mom, it's too dark in the kitchen. I can't see at all."

Tom Squire

Teacher: Tom, why are you late every day?

Tom: Every moment, for example, after school.

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a road sign: School-Go slow.

4. Three turtles

Three turtles decided to drink coffee. Justastheygotintothecafe, it's open for business.

"The Biggest Castle" said to the little stone, Gohomeandgettheumbrella.

I'd like to, if you don't mind.

"We won't," another man promised.

Two years later, chinemys reevesii said to the tortoise, Well, I think he will come back, so drink his coffee, too.

JusttheVoiceCalledRomutside Ethedoor, if you do this, I will do it.

Three turtles decided to have coffee. Hardly had they reached the gate of the coffee shop when it began to rain. So the biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella." [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

The smallest turtle said, "If you don't drink my coffee, I'll go."

"We don't drink," the other two turtles promised.

Two years later, the tortoise said to the tortoise, "well, I guess he won't come back." We can drink his coffee. "

Just then, a voice came from outside. "I won't go if you drink it."