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Who gave me the 10 super hilarious joke? I paid a lot of money. It is normal. I hope everyone can give me strength. Super funny. I paid a lot of money. It took me 300 yuan to find the answer.
What happened in junior high school: A group of us told jokes after class. (Men and women) Of course, it's an old joke: "Once upon a time there was a eunuch …" Then I stopped talking and asked, "What's next?" I said, "Down there? Next ... it's gone ... "Everyone laughed. A minute later, the same MM asked, "Why is it gone?" Me: "........."
Once I talked about cooking in the dormitory, and my brother's GF was there. We say that young men usually cook now, but little girls can't. That MM said, "I can cook, I can cook chicken!" " "Everyone snickered. MM didn't know what it meant, so she said confidently, "I can really cook a chicken!" "".The crowd rushed out of the door, and MM chased the door and stood in the corridor shouting, "I can just cook a chicken!" "。 Everyone was scared and fled everywhere.
When I was an undergraduate, before the computer practice class, MM, who was in charge of managing the computer room, asked our teacher (male) to borrow a screwdriver to dismantle a machine (in another room). As a result, when we got on the computer, she stood at the door of the computer room and shouted at my teacher, "Teacher! You really can't do that! " Everybody turn ~
One day, my sister and brother went to school. When they were in the car, they saw two dogs mating. The younger brother asked his sister what it was doing. "I had a fight," my sister hurriedly perfunctory him. At this time, my sister found that two hooligans had been watching her, and their eyes were still on her. "What are you looking at? Do you want to fight? " Sister said loudly.
Once, my MM and I and two friends (a pair) drove to other places, and the journey was very long. . . When I came back, my MM and I sat in the back. Because I didn't sleep much the night before, I wanted to shout for a while on the road. Leaning on MM for a while, I woke up refreshed ~ I didn't expect MM to be tired and said, "I was slept by you, and now it's your turn to let me sleep." In front of me, my friend stopped at once, opened the door, flashed and burst into laughter. . . . ? I really don't know what to say ~~ MM and my eyes are too big to react ~ ~!
One day, taking a new laptop to work, a beautiful colleague came to admire the machine. After watching the machine, I looked at the computer bag again, and then suddenly said the second strongest joke in history: "Your foreskin is so soft!" " "Why is the second best? Because when I was shocked and dumbfounded, she told the strongest joke in history: "Let me open it. " ! ! ! Immediately vomited blood for several liters, unconscious.
Remembering a past event, a BT in my junior high school class gave an innocent and pure girl an H riddle. The riddle is "wedding night-bumping into a famous historical figure", and the answer is "Charles I". Of course, the little girl couldn't guess, so BT laughed hysterically and proudly announced the answer. Unexpectedly ... the little girl chased BT and asked, "Why Charles I? Why? Can you explain it to me? I really don't understand! " BT was weakened in this way. From then on, he was as afraid of the little girl as snakes and scorpions, and never dared to tell H stories in front of her again …
My sister turned to the advertisement for cigarettes, which read: one in hand, memorable. Then my sister turned to an advertisement for soy sauce, which read: Didi is mellow and delicious. Finally, the three sisters clamored for their mother to tell them how they felt. Mom must never turn to the advertisement in the chocolate shop, which says: Only melt your mouth, not your hands.
A recruit got up and reported to go to the bathroom. He didn't come out for a long time after entering the toilet. It's strange to go to the bathroom even if you want to wander off. He looked carefully and found that the recruits were still in the car. When he approached, he also found him mumbling. An Guan was more curious and secretly approached to listen to what he was saying. The little soldier is saying, "son, it's not that dad doesn't want you. I can't find my mother!" " ! 〞
One day, Uncle Tuu took a cow and a newborn calf and prepared to sell them in the market on the other side of the mountain. Unexpectedly, he met a robber on the way. The robber tied Uncle Tuu naked to a big tree and took the cow away, leaving only the calf. Because of its remote location, Uncle Tuu was tied to a tree for three days before he was found. When Uncle Tuu was untied, he saw Uncle Tuu tearing off branches on the roadside and running after the calf. When others see it, try to dissuade him. ..... Tell it politely: You are mistaken, I am not your mother! It kept smoking ... four or five meals a day for three days. ........................
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