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I write 550 words.
My composition is 550 words 1. I am lively and easy-going, get along well with friends of different ages, and rarely make a red face. Of course, if something goes out of line occasionally, I will also call. My parents often teach me that it is important to be patient with others. Students should understand each other, help each other, learn from each other and make progress together
I have a wide range of hobbies. My personal favorite is playing the piano. The wonderful sound of the piano brought me into the world of music and cultivated my sentiment. I love painting by nature and always dream of becoming a great painter one day. I want to describe a life full of expectations.
Although I am usually extravagant, my house is always clean and tidy.
Making scientific and technological works is one of my hobbies. Sometimes, in order to make a small work, I will stay in my wheezing world for a few hours and think about this problem. If the work fails, I always blame myself: "Look, what have you done?" . You are such a loser. "If I succeed, I will boast proudly again:" Well, no one can make such a work. ".Ha! Ha! Ha! I am a genius! "
I like watching TV. My mother says I am a TV fan. Countless parents cry for their children, and my heart ached. Tears will unconsciously flow out of your eyes and cry with your mother. When I read the joke "Mr. Bean", I saw Mr. Bean run to the highest diving board and jump from top to bottom in order to show his courage. Who knows that Mr. Doudou stood on the diving board and looked down, "Good … high … ah!" " "He climbed on it like a mouse, motionless, and the people standing on the diving board couldn't wait and pushed him down in one fell swoop. Mr. Bean was so scared that he shouted in the air, "Ah! Ah! Ah! " I can't help laughing. Television brings me happiness and sadness, but it gives me more knowledge and education.
Do you know me? I have a new friend, if you like.
I wrote 550 words in my composition. You must be confused when you see this topic. How can there be two? Are they two children with the same name and surname? Haha, you guessed wrong. The two girls are actually the same little girl. She is nine years old and in the third grade. She likes to wear brightly colored clothes and braid her hair. Her two black eyes sparkle like stars in the night sky. A glib mouth smiles to reveal two small tiger teeth and two small dimples!
There is no doubt that this little girl is me.
I am the only daughter of my parents, but my mother always says that she has two daughters, one is at school, the other is at home, the other is a good student who is diligent and intelligent, and the other is a charming baby who likes to play small temper.
My mother said that I cherish my time at school and am very polite. I am a good boy in the eyes of teachers: I listen carefully in class, speak actively, finish all my homework on time, and I will get a lot of red circles and smiling faces in my homework book; I attended most of the school's cultural and entertainment performances. Although I am busy at school, she can feel that I am full and happy.
I am very different at home. My mother said I was a bad-tempered little princess at home: my mouth was full of food, my clothes were tight, and I lost my temper easily. I have to be coaxed by my mother to get rid of it. My mother also said that my study attitude at home was sloppy and careless, and Mao Mao was impetuous. The pen in my hand was simply a typo seeder. Even if I practice the piano for an hour every day, I have to bargain. Once my mother says something, I cry.
My mother always said that she only wanted a good daughter, and that was me at school. I think so too. The most casual advice is conducive to action. It's time to turn two me into one me. I must let the one at school drive away the one at home and make me a lovely sunshine girl at home. I secretly made up my mind, mom, that one day I will be your pride!
My composition is 550 words. I am a very confident child. I was born smart. If someone points out my shortcomings, I will correct them at once. I have four eyes. Some students in my class call me four-eyed chicken. I thought, "What happened to the four-eyed chicken? See through everything. "
Once, two friends and I went skating at the skating rink. As soon as I arrived at the skating rink, I saw two of my classmates skating there. I slipped past in my skates. I said, "When did you come to the skating rink?"
They didn't answer, so they slowly pressed me to the chair next to them, while I was massaging. I thought, "They must want to ask me something, otherwise how can I massage!" " "I said," you must have something to ask me. "
They said, "We are thirsty and want to drink water, but we have no money. We see you and want to borrow some money from you to buy water. " I felt sorry for them, so I took out two yuan from my pocket and gave it to them. I said, "You don't have to pay them back."
They said, "Thank you."
I said, "You're welcome."
This is me. I just saw through something.
I am a confident child, and I am naturally smart. If someone points out my shortcomings, I will correct them at once. I have four eyes. Some students in my class call me four-eyed chicken. I thought, "What happened to the four-eyed chicken? See through everything. "
Once, two friends and I went skating at the skating rink. As soon as I arrived at the skating rink, I saw two of my classmates skating there. I slipped past in my skates. I said, "When did you come to the skating rink?"
They didn't answer, so they slowly pressed me to the chair next to them, while I was massaging. I thought, "They must want to ask me something, otherwise how can I massage!" " "I said," you must have something to ask me. "
They said, "We are thirsty and want to drink water, but we have no money. We see you and want to borrow some money from you to buy water. " I felt sorry for them, so I took out two yuan from my pocket and gave it to them. I said, "You don't have to pay them back."
They said, "Thank you."
I said, "You're welcome."
This is me. I just saw through something.
I have an ordinary pencil box, which my father used to put pens in. At school, my father gave it to me to study hard. Well, it's been with me for three years.
The pencil box is engraved with exquisite patterns, especially the lovely Xiaohua Mall. It is flesh-colored, its mouth is wide open, and its jewel-like eyes are shining with happiness and freedom, as if to say, "Young Master, from today on, I will be your' stationery assistant'. You must study hard and strive for the best results! " Therefore, whenever I see it, my heart will be full of confidence.
Turn on the electromagnetic switch of the pencil case. My course is posted on the cover of the box. Under the schedule is my "little assistant". They are all lying in their little bedrooms. You see, my pencil and pen are lying on two long "small beds", and no one touches anyone. My ruler, the king of strips, lies in his longest bedroom, and the cleaner, the eraser, lies in a square bedroom in the upper left corner. They are tired all day, let them have a good rest!
Every stationery has its functions and uses. Whenever I write a typo, my eraser will jump down without hesitation and help me "kill" the "poison devil" in my homework-typo. Although it has been rarely used by me, it still spared its own "life" to help me eliminate typos. A ruler is also a member of stationery. Whenever I do a connection problem, it helps me to connect the lines straight. Pencil is the most important member of stationery. Without it, I can't study, so whenever I get good grades in the exam, I will lift it up, look around and put it down, because good grades are half the credit!
I like my pencil case, but I prefer my "little assistant".
My composition is 550 words and 5 words. At school, some students said I was a famous schoolmaster, some students said I was a top sloppy king, and some students said I was a big slacker. Oh, whatever you say, I admit it, okay?
Let me talk about my appearance first. I have a pair of watery and intense eyes, and I can always stare at the teacher in class. The most active thing on my face is my mouth. I have a glib mouth. Because of this, my mouth often makes mistakes. I often interrupt in class and like to talk back after being criticized by the teacher, which is very unpleasant. The mouth is disappointing, but the ears are excellent. My ears can hear sounds hundreds of thousands of miles away, so I can hear clearly what the teacher says in class.
Xueba, Xueba, I am Xueba! When I took the math exam, I answered all the questions at lightning speed. I looked it up and found that there was nothing wrong with any of the problems. The test paper was changed, and sure enough 100 waved to me. My deskmate envies me more. After I checked the test paper, my deskmate came to ask me how to modify a topic. Of course, I also sincerely told her the answer.
Careless, careless, careless. Once when I was answering a Chinese exercise, I was crossed by the teacher because I wrote Tang as a pond. Another time, when I was writing a supplementary exercise in mathematics, I wrote the unit centimeter as a square centimeter, and the result can be imagined. I secretly vowed in my heart that I must get rid of carelessness in the future, but I never seized the opportunity.
Lazy, lazy, so am I. One day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV. I was so absorbed in it that I asked my father to feed me snacks. I fell asleep after eating. After waking up, just in time for dinner, my mother said to me, you smelly boy, you eat and sleep, you are really a slacker!
This is me with good academic performance, a little carelessness and a little laziness.
I wrote 550 words 6 "I am me, fireworks of different colors." Listening to Leslie Cheung's Me, I am in a good mood. Hum along.
The classmate next to me passed by and gave me a contemptuous look. "What time is it now? You are still listening to Leslie Cheung's old songs. " "This is very nice!" I argued loudly and my classmates gave me a white eye. "You can't teach an obedient child. Isn't that great? " ? ! Listen to my troublemaker. "I took my classmate's MP3 and listened with relish. It's really great.
Looking at the edge again, the students looked at me contemptuously: "Look, you don't even wear headphones when listening to songs." After a while, I also began to listen to pop music and wear headphones.
After class, I was doing my homework at my desk, and my deskmate was very dissatisfied: "I know how to do my homework after class." We are all dancing outside. Don't be such a personality. Come together. "
Looking out, everyone in our class is dancing strangely with headphones on. I have no choice but to join this dance company. After a while, I got used to it. Physical education class, my classmates saw me playing table tennis and said unhappily, "Do you still play table tennis in the 20th century?" ? Come and play basketball with us! "
Soon, I completely adapted to this life, wearing headphones after class, listening to pop music, dancing again, and no longer doing homework; Physical education class played basketball with everyone instead of table tennis ... Gradually, I became more and more gregarious, and basically I became completely the same as other students.
As soon as the bell rang, I habitually plugged in my headphones and turned on my mobile phone. I accidentally chose the wrong music, and the melody of "I am a different color fireworks" came from the earphone. I paused. Am I the real me now?
The 34 students in our class, like the charming stars in the night sky, have their own advantages. Some students sing as beautifully as larks; Some dance like peacocks; Some of them run very fast, they are the scud of our class, and they can get good grades in every sports meeting; Some like playing the piano, like little Beethoven; Some people are diligent and curious, listen carefully in class and do their homework after class. Today, I want to praise one of my classmates.
She is the representative of Chinese class in our class and the teacher's little assistant. As long as she shouts loudly, the noisy classroom will immediately become silent. Her eyebrows are very light, her eyes are very bright, her eyes are shining with wisdom, and her little face is healthy and dark, which looks particularly clever. She has a smooth red mouth, and she has a smooth mouth. Many humorous jokes and riddles often pop up from her mouth.
She is a good student who studies hard. Once, it was a sunny afternoon Chinese class, and the teacher asked, "What is the main point of this class?" I thought: oh, my god! I didn't preview this question when I previewed it. Look at the other students, they are all sad and silent. The teacher was a little disappointed when he saw it. Suddenly, with a bang, she raised her hand. I don't think so. The teacher has never talked about this problem. The teacher asked her to raise her hand to answer. She stood up and answered with confidence. After listening to her answer, the teacher smiled and clapped her hands, and then I thought, that's amazing! Afterwards, I learned that she bought a lot of preview materials and taught herself after class. Another time, I only got 92 points in the exam, because the exam paper was very difficult, and I thought I did well in the exam, but she actually got an incredible 100. The story about her can't be told for days and nights.
This is Wu Xinze, the schoolmaster of our class. She is diligent, curious, careful and helpful ... I will learn from her in the future.
My composition is 550 words. The little girl has very dark skin. Her mother often said, "The little girl fell into the coal pile and was hard to find." Her eyes are big, but it is rare to see her fully open, and she is sleepy all day.
Her academic performance is very good. As soon as she came to class, her eyes, which seemed to be open but not closed, immediately came to energy, staring round and intently at the teacher's mouth for fear of missing anything. Therefore, she is attentive in class and her academic performance has always been among the best in my class. Good handwriting is one of her great advantages. She is generous, neat and charming. She gets up very late in the morning. When she walks to school, it's like catching a plane. It's interesting that the hair hangs behind the head and swings back and forth anxiously with the movement of footsteps. She also has a habit that is different from others. She talks several times more than others. Every day, she opens her eyes. Whenever she is free, she opens her mouth quickly and keeps talking like a frog. Sometimes she cries herself hoarse. She is also famous for her laziness. When she did her homework, she kept up with the cruel punishment and showed the pain of "cramping and pulling out bones" unabashedly. After writing for a while, I lay prone on the table like a wimp with a pen in my hand, my arm "drooping" in front of the table like a lack of tendons, my chin resting on the table, and my mouth kept shouting: "I'm exhausted!" After a while, she twisted her waist and stretched her legs, muttering, "Who will help me? When will you write so much homework? " But in any case, she can finish it with good quality and quantity. Speaking of which, you should guess who it is, right? I tell you, another feature of her is that she loves to sleep, and her mother gave her a nice nickname-"Sleeping Beauty." Have you guessed? Ha ha! Yes, this person is me!
I am a person with both shortcomings and advantages. I will keep my advantages and slowly correct my shortcomings. Be a diligent, honest and studious child.
I am a quiet girl with a long ponytail, a round face, a pair of big eyes and red lips under a straight nose.
In a blink of an eye, I changed from an ignorant little girl to a mature and steady girl. When I was growing up, I also had many hobbies, such as reading, drawing, swimming and playing badminton ... Among them, I like reading best, but I was nicknamed "little bookworm". I remember once, my father bought me a book called Heidi on my birthday. I can't put it down as soon as I see the cover. After finishing my homework, I picked up the book and read it. After reading the first page, I took a deep breath and shielded the outside interference. With the ups and downs of the plot, my mood is also good and bad. "Come down for dinner." A loud cry made me walk out of the book, but I didn't reply much. I am immersed in the book again, and the crying is getting higher and higher, but I didn't hear it this time. I was all in the book. Now, my mother insisted on coming up and asking me to have dinner. I didn't agree and wanted to watch it again. But at my mother's repeated request, I had to put down my book and reluctantly go downstairs for dinner.
Now I'm in the sixth grade. Facing the coming entrance examination, I don't let my guard down. I listen to the teacher carefully in class, review carefully at home and finish my homework. In order to be admitted to my Meizhou middle school, I must study hard.
Growing up, I learned to respect my elders, be polite, love my parents, friends and life.
I want to be a good student at school and a good boy at home from now on, correct all my shortcomings and make myself a better me.
My composition is 550 words 10. Everyone has his own unique personality. Of course, me too. I'm a two-faced person. I am totally two people at school and at home. Why do I say that? Because at school, I often go out to play after class, but at home, I really seldom go out to play alone. Every day, I stay at home and watch TV, draw pictures, read books and do everything I can.
At school, every time the morning bell rings, the deskmate will finish the unfinished class. As soon as I heard the bell, I couldn't go on studying. I think if I keep reading, I will go crazy. At home, my mother said she would take me to Nankang, and I would immediately refuse. Is my personality strange?
Next, let me talk about another of my personality characteristics. I often play with my dog. How do we play? I am like this. He gave me his toy first, and then I threw it somewhere. When it is found, I will take it back. Sometimes I play with clay, but I don't play for less than an hour. Maybe this is the three-minute heat. By the way, I can still draw, play with handicrafts, sprinkle powder and so on, but I can't hold on much longer. I still have a phobia of choice, you know? Play with mud, because mud is colorful and I don't know what color to choose. I also play with handmade fans. The tragedy repeats itself. I often have a headache because of this problem. Alas, who makes me have a phobia of choice? Let me tell you what I like and what I don't like. I like many things. They have one thing in common, that is, high face value, hats and all kinds of exquisite toys, but there is only one thing I don't like, that is, ugly things. I don't like anything ugly. I also like many animals: rabbits, puppies, kittens and so on. I don't like snakes, frogs, mice, etc.
Is my personality strange? What is your personality?
I write 550 words 1 1. I am a happy child with my parents who love me. I, a happy person, have friends who support me. I like myself and look forward to tomorrow every day. I believe that tomorrow will be better. I believe that something beautiful will appear in front of me tomorrow.
I want to be an honest person and let myself live a good life every day. I want to be a responsible person and let my classmates agree with me; I want to smile every day to make people around me happy. I hope I can shine in the future; I hope that in the future, I can be honest and unmoved. What I pursue is not money and status, but a stage where I can realize my value and an environment full of joy. I don't know what kind of person I am in the eyes of others, but I hope I am a trustworthy person and a friend worthy of heart-to-heart in their eyes.
I, a strong person, will never shrink back in the face of schoolwork pressure. I will try to be friends with it because I like the sense of accomplishment in overcoming difficulties. I am a passionate person. I am passionate about English and math. When the math problem is solved, I can't wait to teach people everywhere and learn math together. I am also a frustrated and brave person. Whenever I fall down during running, I always get up again and continue to run to the finish line. I like lying on the grass, looking at the sky and listening to the wind telling me the secrets in the distance. The blue sky always makes me feel open. There is a dove in everyone's heart, longing for freedom and the sky, and so am I. Freedom makes people worry, and I hope I am a free and carefree person.
I can't just look at the rainbow in the distance and ignore the blooming flowers under my feet; I want to enjoy the beauty around me and experience the happiness around me. Everyone is unique, I am who I am, I am unique, I want to move forward towards my dream!
My composition is 550 words 12. I have been in this world for twelve years. I have gained a lot since I came to this world. With a loud cry in the hospital, I came into this world. According to my mother, when I was born, I had a round face, big eyes and a round mouth, which was very cute. Mom said that I learned to walk when I was born two months ago. At first, my parents took some stools and asked me to go with them.
However, before I could hug him, I suddenly left by myself, walking steadily. At that time, my parents were surprised to see it, because I suddenly could walk. In a blink of an eye, it is time to go to kindergarten. Mom said that when I was a child, I was very stubborn and refused to go to kindergarten. Every time I go to kindergarten, I have to cry before I go to kindergarten However, I am high flyers in kindergarten. Once the kindergarten teacher asked us to recite poems, and as a result, I was the only one in the class who could recite them, and even the smartest students in the class were not familiar with them.
A few years later, I have been in primary school. When I was in the first or second grade of primary school, I began to understand gradually and knew the hardships of my parents, so I worked harder. I have formed the habit of going to school and leaving school since the first semester of high school. The first thing I do when I go home is to do my homework, and I will never do anything else. Doing homework is like an exam. I can't be careless. Now, I have grown into a teenager. I don't like playing anymore. I like to publish my own blog online. I don't complain about too much homework, because as long as I remember everything the teacher learned in class, I can finish my homework quickly.
When I encounter difficulties, I always feel that there are some difficulties in the world that are much more difficult than these. Why can't others overcome these difficulties and I can't? As long as you study hard, study hard and practice hard, you will certainly overcome the difficulties. I am really much better now than when I was a child. But the road of life is long and tortuous. You never know where the next bend is and where the next stumbling block is. However, you can be sure that as long as you work hard in life, you will be able to successfully complete this long and tortuous road of life.
It's only two days since I came to Urumqi to learn swimming. I found that our coach can be called the "devil" coach. Seriously, he seems to be a handsome man, but he is too strict with us! Between you and me, it is not too much to describe him with the word "devil". Because there are many people who learn swimming, we are divided into six classes and are taken care of by six coaches. In order to distinguish each coach's students, each team's swimming caps are different in color. If you see a group of beautiful swimsuits with different colors and styles, but all wearing the same white swimming cap with a scarlet letter in the middle, that is our team!
The first day I saw him, I thought he was very kind. We all call him Zhang. But as soon as the class started, he got serious. He is very strict with us. Take today as an example! We should leave school every morning 1 1, but our teacher insists that we stay until around 12, so that every student can study the day's lessons before leaving, and students from other teams can also leave. Well, sometimes I really want to go to bed early, but he won't let me.
Today 1 1: 30, a coach called him and told him it was time to finish class. We are all glad that our savior has come and we can finally go home. Unexpectedly, he said, "Wait a minute! We came in late! " Ah! My lovely coach is really a devil! It only took us two days to finish the week-long courses in other classes. Under the strict discipline of the "devil" coach, we can all practice breaststroke in water without lifebuoy for only two days! We don't feel relaxed at all in his class! He will run around in the water like a "devil" from time to time. If you don't practice hard, you will get a slap in the ass. There is no sound when he comes, and his appearance often scares you.
How's it going? Our "devil" coach is "devil" enough! But his teaching quality is even more "devil"! Thanks to the "devil" coach who can learn swimming well!
I wrote 550 words 14 "Hey! Tidy things up early at night, go to bed early, don't be too late, you know! " Look, the old mother is talking about her long speech again. She always treats me as an unorganized person, but on the contrary, I am very organized.
It's not my first time to go to summer camp. I remember the last time, after I tidied up my daily necessities in the hotel, I washed them early, washed my clothes as quickly as possible, read books for a long time, and went to bed around nine o'clock, not to mention how organized I was. I put things in order, and I'm not careless at all.
Compared with the order of my room, the classmate's room next door looks messy.
Daily necessities were thrown all over the floor, quilts were littered, and even quilts were thrown to the ground. Books, cups and other items are randomly placed on the table, and bags are randomly thrown on the ground. He also said aboveboard that he went to bed at eleven o'clock in the evening, rubbed into a ball after washing, and watched TV very late. If the teacher didn't come, he read it later, but he brought a book and didn't turn a page. Don't mention how disorganized it is If you use a word or a word to describe it, it is chaos.
But the old mother at home always regards me as a child without organization and opinion, and there are too many similar things-
I went out to play with my classmates, and she repeatedly told me to go home early.
I took the bus by myself, and she repeatedly told me not to take the wrong bus and not to sit too far.
I went home by myself after school. She told me not to delay on the way and not to talk to strangers. ...
In short, I am an unorganized child in her eyes.
At school, I can also manage the students who clean the classroom in an orderly way. Whoever sweeps and drags is clearly allocated. The teacher told me to put everything in order ... this is called disorganization? In the afternoon, I am used to staying home until after five o'clock. Now I have a timer in my hand, and I set a time limit of 10 minutes to finish the cleaning, or I will be punished, so that all the students on duty in the afternoon should "obediently submit" and finish the cleaning work neatly.
In a word, I am an organized and independent person.
I write 550 words 15. I am an ordinary person without any talent. I am reading a broken book and leading a broken grade. Sometimes I am sad, sometimes I am happy, and my mood changes with the change of environment.
I have nothing to praise. I have one of the most fatal shortcomings that no one understands. No one really understands that feeling. I have no friends! Friends are really far away for me. When the teacher announced free activities and all the students went to play with friends, you were left alone sitting on the stone, looking at the distance, wondering what you were thinking and what expression to put on your face. Are you happy? Sad? This ..... I really don't understand, and then let time pass, every second is suffering, and no one understands that feeling.
I am often teased by my classmates. Once, I accidentally said something to a classmate's behavior: "Be modest", but those classmates didn't even know what modesty meant. I keep saying this sentence every day. I have defended it with them many times, but every time I end up with a silvery laugh. Don't, I have no position in the school?
Although I am a class cadre, I am ashamed. You see, the class cadres in the next class are all very talented. As for me, I might as well perform on stage for a minute or two after reading a broken book. I am really helpless. I am really desperate. I've thought about quitting many times, but I'm about to graduate. Turning a blind eye will always be a brand in my heart.
Come on, work hard towards the sun. There is no sun these days, and my mood has become sad. Come on, Mu Zi, you are the best, the best and the happiest! I often say this to myself.
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