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Humor, funny, good morning, dictionary.
Humorous and funny good morning featured words:
Sister! Don't think that you can wear less if you have more fat. Polar bears are hairy!
Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.
Why didn't you give me an award after raising Tencent for so long?
Don't underestimate me! Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.
Playing with a broadsword in the field will scare the mowers.
Life is like a chicken feather, and your responsibility is to find the chicken from the chicken feather.
There are few women that men think are suitable for them before marriage, but many women are suitable for them after marriage.
As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.
Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.
There is a gas leak in the kitchen. Don't panic. Light a cigarette and calm down.
If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
We only have one earth, so we should love it. There is only one me on the earth, so we should love me, too!
Martial arts is high, but also afraid of kitchen knives. I was hanging my clothes and knocking on a brick.
When the tide goes out, you will know who is swimming naked.
Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
Gender: male, hobby: female
Xiao Qiang gave a speech in JH, and the people below were all listening attentively. Xiao Qiang said: I hate two kinds of people: one is racist, the other is black, and the third is illiterate.
My advantage is that I can correct mistakes, but my disadvantage is that I keep a low profile.
When my hero was young, a girl was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, if you pester me again, I will die.
Go to school, go to the kitchen, be king of fighters, be a gangster, be out of shape and still be strong!
Don't forget, there are not only roses, but also prickly cacti.
Me Before You, my world is white. After I met you, it was all dark.
If you are handsome, you can eat it as a meal. I can feed all of Asia.
Just now, the teacher told me to open the window. A boy stood up and shouted to the teacher: Open your sister.
Don't think you are a gourd baby just because there is a lump of shit on the melon seeds.
Be happier and laugh more when you are alive, because it will be ugly and scary to laugh suddenly after you die.
The teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing.
Once I turned to smile and fascinated the teacher.
It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully unless you want to punish him!
You smile at me, I smile at you, and I set off firecrackers at your feet.
If you can stick your appearance on the door, it is estimated that you can ward off evil spirits.
Don't worry, the train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! Don't worry, when you go to the toilet by the river and there is no paper, the frog will tell you: scratch, scratch, scratch!
I'm willing to climb the Pudong Building to pick up the stars for you, meet again and again on the charming Bund, perform romance at the Shanghai Grand Theatre, and indulge in the Huaihai Bar. I don't know the way back, Oriental Pearl. My heart can learn. I don't believe meeting you on the lover's wall!
Do you know what is the most painful thing in a man's life? No wife. ; Do you know what is more painful for men? Had a daughter-in-law, and ran away with others.
Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.
Humor, Funny, Good Morning, Heart-to-Heart, Selected 2:
1. I put my arm around my girlfriend's waist, looked calm and thought for a long time. I turned my head and asked her, honey, have your hands become shorter recently?
2. The sons of two people with type B blood must be 2B.
Looking at your photo, I want to put it on the wall in black and white.
I love you, so what? Adding the first letters of three words together is not a joke.
When can I get another pack of lucky money?
6. Mom, I'm thirsty. Mom, I'm hungry. Mom, where are my clothes? Mom, did you buy something delicious ... Talk to my father.-Dad, where is my mother?
7. Last night, I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea.
8. The sentence on the page that minors are not allowed in is just like the sentence on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health. It's all nonsense.
9. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It breaks down from time to time.
10. Our math teacher always likes to tell jokes that nobody laughs at, so our whole class will discuss playing tricks on him. When he said the first sentence in class, we all laughed in unison. He came that day and silently said that his father had passed away. I laughed at once, and everyone else was silent.
1 1. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally cheating the corpse and changing the epitaph from time to time.
12. A person who has a crush on me. Why are you so calm?
13. You are so charming that countless blind people are vying for your waist.
14. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!
15. My parents help you deposit the lucky money in the bank. Please raise your hand if you are cheated.
16. Sorry, the number you dialed is senior three, please redial one year later.
17. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.
18. Money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?
19. Dad took his family to his grandmother's home hundreds of kilometers away for a holiday, and specifically told his 4-year-old daughter not to ask how long it would take to get there on the road. After driving for an hour, my little daughter asked her father if I would be 5 years old when we arrived at her grandmother's house.
20. The Buddha wants to lose weight. I am embarrassed to say that in order to lose weight, the Buddha is a vegetarian, claiming to be in order not to kill; 2 1. The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.
2 1. It was unplugged before it could be philandering.
22. I saw a girl with a familiar back, like a classmate. I ran over and patted her. When the girl turned around, I found that I mistook her for someone else. I quickly apologized and said that I mistook one for another. You look familiar. The girl smiled at me and said, hooligans look familiar to everyone.
Good morning humor: love is art.
Good morning, humorous, word choice: 1, big sister! Don't think that you can wear less if you have more fat. Polar bears are hairy!
2. Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.
3. Why didn't you give me an award after raising Tencent for so long?
4. Don't underestimate me! Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.
5. Playing with broadsword in the field scares people to mow the grass.
6. Life is like a chicken feather. Your responsibility is to find the chicken from the chicken feathers.
7. There are few women that men think are suitable for them before marriage, but many women are suitable for them after marriage.
As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.
9. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
10, what is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.
1 1. There is a gas leak in the kitchen. Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.
12, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
13, we only have one earth, so everyone should take care of it. There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!
14, martial arts, but also afraid of kitchen knives, wearing a crane, knocked down a brick.
15, when the tide goes out, you will know who is swimming naked.
16. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
17, Xiao Qiang gave a speech in JH, and the people below were all ears. Xiao Qiang said: I hate two kinds of people: one is racist, the other is black, and the third is illiterate.
18, my advantage is: I can correct mistakes, and my disadvantage is: low-key changes.
19. When my hero was young, a girl was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, if you pester me again, I will die.
20, go to school, go to the kitchen, be a champion, mix hooligans, lose shape, or be strong!
2 1, don't forget, there are not only roses here, but also prickly cacti.
22. Me Before You, my world is white. After I met you, it was all dark.
23. You can eat if you are handsome. I can feed all of Asia.
24. Just now, the teacher asked me to open the window. A boy stood up and shouted to the teacher: Open your sister.
25. Don't think you are a gourd baby just because you have a lump of shit on your melon seeds.
Be happier and laugh more when you are alive, because it will be ugly and scary to laugh suddenly after you die.
27, the teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing.
28. The old woman once turned to smile and was fascinated by the teacher.
It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully unless you want to punish him!
You smile at me, I smile at you, and I set off firecrackers at your feet.
Humor, Funny, Good Morning, Heart-to-Heart, Selected 2:
1. I put my arm around my girlfriend's waist, looked calm and thought for a long time. I turned my head and asked her, honey, have your hands become shorter recently?
2. The sons of two people with type B blood must be 2B.
Looking at your photo, I want to put it on the wall in black and white.
I love you, so what? Adding the first letters of three words together is not a joke.
When can I get another pack of lucky money?
6. Mom, I'm thirsty. Mom, I'm hungry. Mom, where are my clothes? Mom, did you buy something delicious ... Talk to my father.-Dad, where is my mother?
7. Last night, I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea.
8. The sentence on the page that minors are not allowed in is just like the sentence on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health. It's all nonsense.
9. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It breaks down from time to time.
10. Our math teacher always likes to tell jokes that nobody laughs at, so our whole class will discuss playing tricks on him. When he said the first sentence in class, we all laughed in unison. He came that day and silently said that his father had passed away. I laughed at once, and everyone else was silent.
1 1. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally cheating the corpse and changing the epitaph from time to time.
12. A person who has a crush on me. Why are you so calm?
13. You are so charming that countless blind people are vying for your waist.
14. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!
15. My parents help you deposit the lucky money in the bank. Please raise your hand if you are cheated.
16. Sorry, the number you dialed is senior three, please redial one year later.
17. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.
18. Money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?
19. Dad took his family to his grandmother's home hundreds of kilometers away for a holiday, and specifically told his 4-year-old daughter not to ask how long it would take to get there on the road. After driving for an hour, my little daughter asked her father if I would be 5 years old when we arrived at her grandmother's house.
20. The Buddha wants to lose weight. I'm embarrassed to say that in order to lose weight, the Buddha is a vegetarian, claiming to be in order not to kill.
Humorous, funny, good morning, heart-to-heart selection 3:
1, I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.
2, not afraid of stealing tools, afraid of stealing children to understand technology!
3. I keep setting new world records every day, and the number of days I live in this world.
4. The so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe in yourself, but you want the other person to believe it.
5. Experiment with two bugs. The one in the whiskey died, which proves that there are no bugs in the stomach when drinking whiskey.
6. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.
7. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.
8. I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to take an umbrella when I go out to work in rainy days, so now I have ten umbrellas at home.
9. If a lawyer and a politician fall into the river at the same time, would you rather have coffee or go to the movies?
10, my father hit me twice today, the first time because I saw my two-point report card, and the second time because the report card was from his childhood.
1 1. If Beethoven is the father of symphony, does it mean that Beethoven's father is a master of symphony?
12, my eyesight is very poor, for example, see that thumbtack on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.
13, don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.
14, one heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, then you are not alone.
15, if Bill Gates can get one yuan every time the computer is restarted, then he will be rich.
16, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.
17, in fact, the day shift is short, and the computer will pass as soon as it is turned on and off.
18, why are you such a child? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?
19, if a person smiles freely in the face of criticism, then he may have found a scapegoat.
I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes when training. How dare you? If there are loose clothes, I will report them.
Humor, funny, good morning, heart-to-heart, select four:
1, I think as long as I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.
Reporter: According to a recent poll, people pay little attention to current affairs at home and abroad. Congressman, what do you think of this? Congressman: I don't care if I have opinions.
3. Fortunately, I am a pig, unfortunately, I am a lucky unfortunate, at least I sleep like a pig.
In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.
I am the only bachelor in our village. There are also men who have been ligated after getting married and having children. Doctor, you have to ligate me, too. I'm afraid that if a woman is pregnant, I can't bear the responsibility.
6. Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.
7. Tourist: Master, is that straw house over there a toilet? Monk: Except that thatched cottage, all the places are toilets.
8. It would be funny if it didn't happen to me.
9. You should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.
10, note to robbers: our staff only know Spanish. Please be patient when grabbing, and you'd better bring an interpreter. Thank you!
1 1. If you can stick your appearance on the door, it is estimated that you can ward off evil spirits.
12, Tiger: I was cheated by the fox in those years, and Smith's story made me lift my head. I hate my teeth and always want to find a reason to fix them. April Fool's Day is a good opportunity. I want to play with it first, and then find an excuse to beat it flat and give it a bad breath!
13, this is a gift from Santa Claus, a story that catches the wind and shadows. If a fat man jumps in from the window, grabs you and stuffs you into socks, don't be afraid. My Christmas present is you.
14. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying on your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your cheekiness made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.
15, Christmas is coming, and I'm going to send Santa Claus to send you a happy package. The contact password is: 吝吝吝吝吝吝吝吝吝吝吝. Be sure to remember that if you can't contact me by mistake, you can pay for Santa's trip!
16, everyone is original at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.
17. After chatting online for so long, see you tomorrow. Your upper body is tangled, your lower body is happy, your face is full of sadness, and you have a miniature in your hand. The street code is: poor brother.
18, m: I'm so tired. Are your legs tired? Woman: What's it to you? M: I feel that you have been walking around in my heart recently. Woman: Your heart hasn't hurt yet. I'm going back to wear high heels!
19, dealing with high prices: clothing, new three years, old three years, and then sewing for three years; Vegetables, lick your fingers with salt three times a meal; Living, folding beds, egg-shaped houses and cabins are very fashionable; Ok, it's the cheapest to walk without riding a bike or taking a bus.
Baby, you are the sun in my heart, the moon in front of me, the fragrance of flowers under my nose, the breeze in my ear, the clouds above my head and the clear spring behind me. Unfortunately, I accidentally stepped on you-Xiao Qiang, a grasshopper!
Humor, wit, good morning, heart-to-heart selection 5:
1, a migrant worker: I got up early and dug a well ten meters deep, but I didn't get paid! Labor inspection: quality is not good? Migrant workers: No, at first, the drawings were reversed, and people asked me to build chimneys! Santa Claus fell into the well.
2. Donkey: Everyone says that my brain is not flexible enough. On April Fool's Day, almost all animals will play tricks on me. I have to be careful this year to see if the money they want me to grind is counterfeit.
3, April Fool's IQ test: feel smart, please press; Feel handsome, please press it; Feel charming, please press the button. Test results: press when I tell you, idiot! Happy holidays!
For the sake of our relationship for many years, I decided to treat you to a big meal! Pick a place and reply directly if you want to eat! Time, after the new year, everyone is free. February 3 1, I'll make an appointment for you in advance, and I won't wait until it expires!
5, no Children's Day, follow-up notes: A can be unreasonable today; Brother b will be very happy; C don't call today, put it on the account; D you can beat children except April 30.
6. What is the worst job? Is to do something he doesn't like. What is worse than the worst? I want to work all my life!
7. I was caught out before I had time to make love to others.
8. I saw a girl with a familiar back, like a classmate. I ran over and patted the girl. When the girl turned around, I found that I mistook her for someone else. I quickly apologized and said that I mistook one for another. You look familiar. The girl smiled at me and said, hooligans look familiar to everyone.
9. If you can stick your appearance on the door, it is estimated that you can ward off evil spirits.
10. Don't worry, the train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! Don't worry, when you go to the toilet by the river and there is no paper, the frog will tell you: scratch, scratch, scratch!
1 1, I am willing to climb the Pudong Building for you, meet again and again on the charming Bund, romance is staged at the Shanghai Grand Theatre, I am lost in Huaihai Bar, the Oriental Pearl, and I can learn. I don't believe meeting you on the lover's wall!
12, do you know what is the most painful thing in a man's life? No wife. ; Do you know what is more painful for men? Had a daughter-in-law, and ran away with others.
13, do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
14, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.
Good morning, good morning, heart to heart, humorous phrases.
1, I decided to insist on sit-ups every day, starting with sit-ups at night and then sitting up in the morning. 2. If you are fat, you should run more; If you are ugly, you should read more books.
Drink a cup of pigeon soup every day and be a peace-loving person.
4. Happiness is a state of mind. It does not flow on the surface, but exists in your heart.
5. Marriage is like a marathon. Love only brings people to the starting point. Harsh midway running can destroy almost everything. You must have super endurance to get to the end.
6. What is the most rare friend? Even after their own life experiences, accompanied by newcomers, when we meet again, we find that we are still so familiar with each other. This familiarity does not come from similar experiences, but that you have become a better person in different lives and will always be the same person. Growth is tacit understanding. There is no need to be possessive and clingy. Good feelings will only happen to a few souls who try to be independent.
7. Money falls from the sky, bankbooks line up, work is too idle, and beautiful secretaries report in groups! These are the dreams you had last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning!
8. Sweet dreams all night drive away fatigue and busyness. Wake up, turn on your cell phone and say hello to the person who logs in for the first time. The sun in the morning is constant every day, and the concern is getting newer every day. No matter when and where, blessings will always follow. Good morning!
9. If the sun rises, it will rise slowly and warm your heart; Friendship is like wine, mellow and refreshing. Say good morning to your friends. I only hope that your smile will always be bright and your life will always be happy!
10, the heart is unaffected, and the heart is calm and natural.
1 1. In the morning, the crystal dew is sweet; In the morning, the bright morning sun brings warmth; In the morning, a refreshing breeze brings a smile; In the morning, a friend's short message sent warm wishes. Good morning, friend!
12. Hold a beam of morning light and gently rub it on your face to bring you a cool day. May you wake up from your sleep and see your hopeful eyes, and your heart is full of peace and tranquility. This is my best wish to you, good friend in the morning!
13. The rain and dew in the morning are clear and transparent. When cicadas are singing noisily, cheerful magpies can't hide their joy, and lovely sparrows are also chirping. So you wake up and say hello gently: good morning and have a nice day.
14. manna polishes your bright eyes, sunshine bakes your warm taste, greetings bring you a beautiful and fresh morning, and I hope my short message can give you a simple and fulfilling happy day. Good morning.
15. The phone is ringing. Are you excited? Do you think it's me? I contacted you so early to give you something good. Are you ready? I told you! Good morning! That's it!
16. Magic SMS, change! Anyone who receives this message, everything goes well; All readers live a comfortable life; Whoever deletes it will have a lifetime of peace of mind; No forwarder will worry. Good morning, my friend. Good luck!
17, with you gone, this city is just a chewing gum with its teeth pulled out. It hurts when you lick it, but it's empty when you don't lick it. Coming back is like a new set of false teeth. It takes a long time to get close to you. In short, you remember that parting is wrong.
18, most fears are related to laziness, which I deeply agree with. We are often afraid of change, in fact, because we are too lazy to adapt to the new environment, too lazy to learn new knowledge, and too lazy to set foot in new fields. But if this is always the case, how can we mature ourselves? -Parker, the road that few people take.
19, before the age of 20, I can't wait to write my kindness and enthusiasm on my face and show my sincerity to everyone I know. Now I really want to write this man on my forehead with a brush. Everything is done according to the rules, and sometimes it's a bit disappointing. Don't get close to strangers. I'd rather make new people think I'm an asshole and gradually discover two advantages from my shortcomings than play a good person. Good people will gradually make people feel that they are all shortcomings. Besides, tired.
20. The sun rises in the morning to light up your mood; Send a greeting to warm your mood; Send you a blessing to make you feel happy. Good morning, I wish you a good mood every day!
Humor, good morning, from the heart
As the saying goes, women are weak, as the saying goes, mothers are the strongest; Entangled, isn't mom a woman? It turns out that women are mothers first, and then women. Women are fragile, but mothers are strong. I wish your mother a safe life.
As the saying goes, heroes are not judged by success or failure, but as the saying goes, winners are kings and losers are enemies! There are no undefeated generals, no heroes who have won for a long time. One success or failure can't determine a lifetime. Who laughs last is the real hero!
Learn to eat in life. It is best not to eat in life if you suffer hardships and suffer losses. Surprise, eat inside and climb outside, because you always know what you should eat and never eat what you shouldn't, so I'm glad to be your friend. May our friendship last forever.
As the saying goes: shine on you is better than blue; But as the saying goes: ginger is still old and spicy! The reason why ginger is spicy lies in the accumulated experience and knowledge. The reason why shine on you is superior to Blue lies in its novel ideas and bold innovations. Only by learning from old spicy ginger can shine on you be better than blue!
There is always a bright and dark side in architecture, not to mention people. Don't ignore the dark part, because everything is his bright side. The brighter the bright side of a thing, the darker the dark side!
As the saying goes: if you survive a disaster, you will never be blessed. But as the saying goes: just out of the wolf's den, into the tiger's mouth. Happiness and tragedy in this life are all in the old saying. Anyway, I don't care about others, you must be happy!
As the saying goes: everything will be solved eventually; But as the saying goes: don't look back until you reach the south wall. Don't regret failure, and don't wait blindly. It is better to work hard now, because opportunities always favor those who are prepared!
Give you a blessing: share happiness, enjoy the fun of every day, give you a blessing: rich financial resources, all the best, give you a short message: wonderful, happy!
As the saying goes: take a step back and broaden the horizon; But as the saying goes: the brave win when they meet in the narrow road! There are always difficulties in life, and the mentality is the most important. I wish all the best and a happy life!
As the saying goes: people have to bow their heads under the eaves; As the saying goes, a man is a man, and he is mighty and unyielding. Today's bow is to realize tomorrow's ideal! Now that you have chosen, you must stick to it!
As the saying goes: Rome was not built in a day; As the saying goes, if you are not happy, you will be light. No matter whether you worked hard enough in the past or not, at least from now on, cheer up and move forward towards your dream!
Looking at other people's stories, I shed my own tears. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning. Some things last a lifetime.
Who you meet is fate, who you fall in love with and who you leave is your own business.
You stumble and get hurt all over, just like you paint residual makeup for your youth.
I am the one who has been tortured by you countless times and then softened by a word and a move.
Even if the world is deserted, there is always someone who is your believer.
Life is like tea, calm down. Right or wrong, innocent, caused by past lives. It is wise to recognize and let go. I can't see through it, a seamless dream. No rain, no wind. We should abide by the essence of the law, and everything is made by heart. Come to the world, please live in the world.
You can't ask everyone to read and understand you, which will make you look like a bargain.
Sometimes I really want to take out my heart and throw it out, and then say, what hurts? A worthless thing.
Losing youth is not terrible, but losing a brave heart that loves life.
If a person has not experienced the pain of effort and effort, how can he understand the vastness after the decision?
A woman with a soul is an attractive woman. A woman with faith is a woman with energy. You can be at a loss for a while, but don't feel sorry for yourself. You can feel it for a while, but you won't be addicted all the time. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience.
If you don't behave like yourself, people will try to help you without knowing where your hands are.
At that moment, I liked to hold you tightly, as if I had the whole world.
Sometimes, the best way to make others care about you is to care less about him.
There are not so many in this world, if possible. Those words are just excuses to comfort their obsession.
The so-called eternity means that the time to kill something has passed and it is still there.
Girls can only become girls in front of the boys they like, and they must fight like men at other times!
If you don't believe in hard work and time, then time will let you down first. Don't deny your past, and don't associate your future with your past. It is not because there is hope that you work hard, but because you work hard, you can see hope.
Life is like a tree. Only by deleting countless regrets and branches of regret can we have our own sky.
No one in this world is unharmed, and only oneself can really heal themselves.
Nothing is eternal, and nothing is long. Make an excuse, anyone can go first.
Deteriorated feelings are like cigarettes, which have no nutrition, but can't be thrown away and allowed to erode themselves bit by bit.
Years can't take away memories, but only make me miss them more. Time can't dilute everything, it will only take root in my heart and bloom the flowers I miss.
If one day, I become more indifferent. Please remember that when I needed company, you just said you were busy. If one day, I stop smiling at you. Remember, you never asked me if I was happy.
Distance is always beautiful, intimacy will only suffocate both sides, no matter friends or lovers, don't love too close. The art of love is like a kite. Only by giving it freedom like the wind can you see it flying in the blue sky.
People who have content in their eyes have already tasted all kinds of poison in their hearts and walked through Qian Shan.
Really want to wake up, I said to my primary school deskmate in the primary school classroom: I had a long dream.
When I was young, I didn't know what fear was. But what scares me is your gentleness.
There are always people who stamp their feet and cry like crazy people, but as long as Ta says a word, you will laugh the sweetest.
In this world, some things must be repeated, such as common sense; Some things, some feelings and some people can't be copied anyway, and there is no need to copy them.
When you don't understand me, even if I show you my sincerity, you can't understand.
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