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Humorous expression of foot injury Tell me some sentences that are suitable for making friends with foot injury.
2, the foot is injured, and it is completely liberated if you can't walk.
I should be asleep now, and my feet hurt. At the beginning of this year, my foot was injured twice!
I hurt my foot, I thought it was a fracture. I hurried to make a film. After a day, it didn't hurt so much. It was an old saying. I wish I had seen it a day later.
5, my foot is injured, I can't walk, and I can't even get out of the dormitory. It's too painful! My roommate helps me fetch water, buy things and get express delivery every day.
6. I just returned to Beijing after the isolation period, and my foot was injured again. It is inconvenient to go to the hospital at special time, so I lie at home and ice.
7. One must not hurt one's feet and waist in one's life. Otherwise, like me, I can't finish buying a medicine for removing blood stasis and relieving pain. It's really uncomfortable.
8, after all, I am old and afraid of getting hurt. Although I am careful, playing basketball or twisting my feet really hurts!
9. I fell down today, my leg was hurt, my shoes were broken and my feet were bleeding.
10, some shoes don't fit your feet. If you persist in stubborn running-in, you will only hurt your feet.
1 1, so tired that I want to eat something good. I have a gastrointestinal cold. Dysmenorrhea wants to soak my feet, and my feet hurt.
12. Jumping rope hurt my waist. I sprained my ankle in the last shift. I went to the bathroom and dropped my headphones. Can it get any worse?
13, it's not bad today, at least it didn't hurt the bone. I sprained my ankle, so I have reason not to work.
14, sprained ankle, went to the hospital to see if it was a fracture. It's really inconvenient to wear a plaster. The problem is that I have to rely on crutches every day after school.
15, sprained ankle and insisted on working the night shift.
16, what bad luck, the ankle fracture is a little better, and I dropped my mobile phone.
17, sprained ankle. See through life and never lose yourself. You are the most important thing, the splendor of live high.
18, it rained heavily yesterday. I waded in high heels, but I didn't step firmly. Today, I found my ankle sprained, and I was not surprised at all.
19, I went out for a walk and sprained my ankle. Kababa's voice is very clear. I hope I can limp to work tomorrow morning.
20. A few days ago, my ankle sprained and swollen for two days. Today, I got a long cut on my hand. What happened recently?
2 1, there have been too many bad things recently. Today, I finally thought of the last two days, and I even sprained my ankle.
22. Going to the supermarket in the future may cause phobia! There should be a place where there are many people! My injured foot!
23, the sports meeting runs rice, snickers eat, pulse, red bull drink, Gatorade drink, Nike wear. As a result, I sprained my ankle while warming up.
24. I sprained my ankle and came to my period. My stomach still hurts and I have no strength. Now I just want to lie in bed and scream.
25. Now, after a busy day, I burned just right and sprained my ankle. I feel a little heartbroken. I'm so stupid.
26. I haven't been out for more than a month. If I go any further today, I will sprain my ankle. I'll see if it hurts tomorrow before I decide whether to go to the hospital.
27. It's funny to walk at home with a box every day and sprain my ankle. You can't go out to exercise or eat grass.
28. I twisted my ankle. When I was struggling to go downstairs, I suddenly remembered something long ago, and I burst into tears for no reason.
29. What luck is it today? I finally got up early, went downstairs, sprained my ankle and swollen my oversized bag.
30. It's broken again. Eating out sprains the excrement and it goes bad. Calcium supplement! Family.
3 1. Today, I slipped and twisted my foot. I was on crutches for the first time in my life, and I took a day off for the first time since I was a child.
32. My wife and I were childhood friends. When I was a child, several girls in the village raced and said that whoever lost would be my wife. She ran too hard that day.
33. I hope that the first fracture in my life will be the last. My feet are swollen with pain.
34. My foot is twisted, my back is twisted, and my neck is still uncomfortable. Sure enough, because there was no holiday, I began to rebel everywhere.
35, the water is reversed, not only after the blood is drawn from the arm, but also the leg is bruised when walking.
36, too weak for more than 30 degrees, my aunt had a cold and a headache. I used a pack of paper and one day my foot twisted.
I sprained my ankle two days ago, but it's not serious. I still keep running every day. I don't know why, I just want to go abroad!
38. I haven't been out for a few days, and now my shoes are unstable and I can sprain my ankle when I walk.
39, playing basketball, no place, playing badminton and spraining my ankle. It's really worse
40. I sprained my foot and can't run. I have to walk, and it hurts a little.
4 1. Walking in the street, I accidentally twisted my foot, and the people in pain trembled and sweated, and stood still.
42. It never rains but it pours. I just twisted my foot again. It's my right foot.
43. I was so sad that I finally went out. As a result, I sprained my ankle just after I went down the stairs and didn't leave the community gate. I can clearly hear the click of my bones, and I can't walk in pain.
44. I twisted my ankle. I tell you there is a big pit here. Be careful when crossing the road, but you.
45. I shook my head all night in my dream and felt my ankle twisted. I don't remember whether I sprained my ankle while dancing disco.
46. How to recover quickly from sprained ankle? Do these three things well and the recovery effect will be three times better!
47. Can you stop spraining your ankle? Most of them are swollen right feet. Is it because of poor balance?
48. I sprained my ankle at home for a month. I didn't cherish it. Now I'm back at work. I sprained my ankle at home.
I sprained my ankle, but I don't know who to talk to. I hope someone cares about me. But the pain is accompanied by helplessness.
50. In memory of me who fell off the wide road and ate shit. I haven't sprained my ankle for a long time, because someone has been holding me for a long time, and now only one person is walking.
5 1, out of the community door for 3 days, I couldn't help running to the river last night and accidentally sprained my ankle. Today, one foot is jumping around the house.
52. I haven't run for a long time, and I think a lot about meat. I sprained my ankle just after running five kilometers, and my ankle swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.
53. I was so touched today that I accidentally twisted my foot yesterday. My colleagues and friends came to see me today. My heart is quite warm.
54. This ladder made me cry when I climbed it. Unfortunately, I sprained my foot. How to judge whether it is a fracture?
55, ankle sprain, slight fracture, what good method can get better quickly?
56. I twisted my foot today. Oh, how painful it should be for a bear to break his ankle! Don't watch your mobile phone while walking, and don't wear new shoes to keep fit.
57. This time, the ankle is twisted and swollen like a pig's hoof, so don't move.
58. I fell down and sprained my foot this morning. My skirt is covered with oil. I wonder if I can clean it up!
After lying in bed for two days, I sprained my ankle. Maybe I had a fight with someone in my dream.
My feet hurt all day, but I'm still in a good mood because my mother is in good health. Even though my foot still hurts, it hurts a lot more than it did in the morning. I hope my feet will be better when I wake up.
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