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Teacher: "You finally came! Why didn't you come to class yesterday? 』

Student: "Because, because, my mother fell down the stairs."

Teacher: "Oh! I see. Mom was hurt, so you didn't come. 』

Student: "No ... My father was injured ..."

Teacher: "why did your mother fall down the stairs and your father get hurt?" 』

Student: "Because .. my dad has a woman outside .."

Teacher: "What? .. what does this have to do with your mother falling down the stairs? 』

Student: "because they were fighting .. my mother fell, it's okay." My father was injured by my mother. 』

Teacher: "oh ... so you didn't come to class because you took dad to the hospital?" 』

Student: "No, that woman outside sent my dad. 』

Teacher: "Then why didn't you come to class? 』

Student: "Because I overslept."

Teacher: "What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs! ? 』

Student: "No ... I just mentioned it by the way ..."

Teacher (spraying blood ...)