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Whose composition is the most humorous in 400 words?

"Big eyes, small mouth, born to tell jokes, always reading in class." Guess who she is. She is the funniest classmate in our class-Yu Yue.

Extracurricular books are her favorite "nutrition", and short stories, pictures, Andersen's fairy tales, idiom stories and brain teasers are all her favorite books. She sometimes reads in class, so she is criticized. In the sea of knowledge, she enjoys herself like a fish! Of course, don't treat her like a nerd. Whenever she is free, she likes to tell everyone vividly what she has seen and heard with her unique lively language, witty actions and colorful expressions!

One day after class, Zhou Jiamin and I were playing games. She leaned down and told us mysteriously that she had just made up a joke. We quickly formed a circle to listen to her:

Someone keeps a hen,

It is said to be magical.

Lay golden eggs every day,

It's already a full basket.

The man was satisfied at first,

Then I felt dissatisfied.

He missed the chicken's stomach,

It must be full of gold.

……

When she said the last sentence, "there is nothing in it, just a pile of chicken shit." At that time, we couldn't help laughing. Some students burst into laughter and bent over with laughter. Some students laughed their heads off while others even burst into tears. Seeing everyone laughing, she spat out her tongue, made a face and ran away. Later, I learned that this is a small poem she copied from Chu Cai's composition book.

Yu Yue is such a funny person. Her jokes bring happiness to our campus life and make us happy every day.