Tell a joke and get 20 points.

1, a person in the hospital infusion, lose began to laugh wildly. Others asked him what he was laughing at. He said, "I'm laughing ..." 2. Why isn't the vernier caliper lonely? Because it doesn't read. 3. Once upon a time, there was a whale. Later, he became ill. One day, a buddy came to our house and saw the words "Be careful of the glass" posted on the gate. He turned his head and left. He pointed to the gate and said, "I'm not welcome here ~" 5. There is a child with big pores. His mother heard that bathing with sesame seeds can cure diseases, so she bought a lot of sesame seeds and poured them in the bathtub to bathe her son. Later, later. He became a strawberry. 6. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't. 7. Once upon a time, there was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, when she was crossing the street, she was knocked down by a car. She called "melon" and turned into a cucumber ... 8. Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. She felt that there were too many pimples on her face, so she sliced it herself and applied it to her face. 9. "What does that crooked round-headed stick on QQ mean?" "Weibo." "The image is good. . . "10. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him. And ... one day, he was taken away! 1 1. According to research, the first owner of Taobao in China was the poet Wang Wei. The basis lies in a condolence poem he wrote to the buyer: Think twice about your family during the festive season! 12, the earliest group purchase in the world appeared in the late Qing Dynasty, called: Boxer 13, and accosted a MM on QQ. MM asked me, "What are you?" I said, "88." She got off the bus. 14, San Mao said, "I will definitely find seven hairs in the future."

Everyone asked, "Why?"

Sanmao replied, "Because we are together!" 15, what am I to you? You are my many fish. Huh? Why snacks? Because you are too redundant. 16, the happiest graduate student is Ma Yili because she has articles. ...