Jokes that reflect the homophones of Chinese characters

The village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, don't ask for melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades and villagers, don't talk, the meeting is now in session.) The host said: " Pickles, sausages and melons.” (Now let me speak to the township chief.) The township chief said: “Rabbits and shrimps, today’s rice is eaten by dogs, and everyone is a big bastard.” (Comrades, villagers, today’s meal. The food is enough, let’s all use big bowls)

When Xiao Ming was at school, he saw a pile of cow dung, so he recorded the incident in his diary and wrote like this: I saw a pile of cow dung when I was at school today. Cow dung, a pound of it [surprise]!

The next day the teacher handed out the diary, and Xiao Ming saw the teacher’s comment: Massive! Massive!

One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he was hesitant because the car dealer did not have an auspicious license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile: "This license plate is good 00544 (let me try it). I guarantee that no one will dare to mess with it. It's not bad!"

The rich man was moved and bought the car immediately, but there was a car accident the next day. The rich man got out of the car angrily, thinking that you dared to hit this car, but when he got out of the car, he immediately became disappointed. After leaving, it turned out that the other party’s license plate was 44944 (just try it).

The son sent a letter to his mother and said: "Mom, I live a good life here. But I have no life, and there is no one to buy nearby. Please send me the life at home." Her mother said at that time She was frightened and quickly went to see her son. It turned out that her son had written "umbrella" as "fate".

There is a person who wrote in the political review form: My father is a greedy farmer (poor) who grew up eating sugar (chaff) and lived on fighting (firewood) all day long.

In one of his diaries, he wrote, "The squad leader ordered us to carry dung, and everyone worked very hard. No one dared to drink (take a break). Later, we were really tired, so we secretly carried the monitor behind our backs. Drink (break), drink (break)”