A joke about responsibility

1. A company asked a young man who just joined the company: You said that you have five years of work experience, but in fact this is your first job, which is irresponsible. The young man said, didn't your advertisement say that you want an imaginative person? 2. A child's mother asked the teacher: How is my child? The teacher replied, alas, we are so irresponsible. He plays with his little brother. Mother: What, my child is a girl! 3. Woman: Do you love me? M: Of course. Woman: If you are responsible, die for me. (Male hesitates) Female: Do you want to break up? The man hesitated for a long time, and finally put his hand on his ear, pulled out a piece of earwax and put it in the woman's mouth. If you don't know the reason, just ask me.