A joke that made me laugh for ten minutes.

22. The two brothers were chased by the tiger, and the younger brother really couldn't run, so he said, "Brother, let's stop running and kill this beast." The eldest brother said, "Don't talk nonsense, I can't run, just run past you." -

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23. Noodles were beaten by steamed bread. I asked my cousin for instant noodles for revenge. When I saw the bean bag, the instant noodles were beaten to pieces. When I came back, I said to the noodles, don't worry, I beat the shit out of it. -

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24. After getting on the bus, a fashionable woman took out a paper towel and wiped it for a while. She was just about to sit down and fart. A man next to her smiled and said, "I'm Kao, so fucking clean, I have to blow it after I wipe it"—

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Penguins are bored, so they want to go to the North Pole to play with polar bears-

Walking, walking for many years, is coming, suddenly remembered that the gas at home was not turned off-

So I went back, walked for many years, turned off the gas, started over, walked for many years-

I finally came to the door of the polar bear and knocked on the door:-

-Polar bear! Come out and play! -

Polar bear:-

-Stop playing. -

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26. In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation. On the podium, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change! ……-

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27. A judge squinted and tried three suspects, A, B and C, in one day.

The judge said to A, "Did you steal it?" -

A: "No"

The judge was furious: "I didn't ask you." -

"I didn't say anything either," C said.

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28. On the plane, the crow said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water, too!" After hearing this, the stewardess threw the crow and the pig out of the plane together. The crow smiled and said to the pig, "Don't be silly, I can fly ~ ~ ~-"

29. A rabbit walked into a shop and asked the boss, Do you sell carrots here? The wife said: no, after a while, the rabbit asked again, do you sell carrots here? The boss impatiently said no! After a while, the rabbit asked again, and the boss finally couldn't bear it: if you make trouble again, I'll cut your ear off with scissors! -

After a while, the rabbit came again: Do you sell scissors here? The boss said: No. Rabbit asks again: Do you sell carrots here? ...

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3 1. A king wanted to marry a princess and put an apple on her head. Whoever wants to shoot will have a chance to marry the princess. -

The first man shot the apple and said, "I'm Robin." -

The second man also shot the apple. He said, "I am Hou Yi." -

The third man accidentally shot the princess and said, "I'm sorry …"-

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32. Someone was practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after him with a kitchen knife. The man turned his head and ran until he reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me. -

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33. The stewardess suggested that passengers fasten their seat belts-

"The last time the plane landed, everyone who didn't wear a seat belt fell bloody." -

Q: "The one with the seat belt"

A: "Nothing, everyone is seated, just like the living." -

No, I'll give you ten, and each of you will laugh for a minute.