Complete works of funny one-sentence poems on Tanabata

1. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

Second, some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

Third, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

Fourth, there is at least one heartbreaking secret behind everyone.

Five, it is good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of sentimentality.

6. It's really funny that everyone says I'm single. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

Seven, don't say you are single dog, the dog died at your age.

Don't ask me why I am single. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

Ten, Singles' Day, everyone can bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend, maybe there is the same paragraph, maybe there is an explosion, maybe it will be a holiday after drying.

Eleven, Singles Day business: shopping 10 yuan, wearing a couple's costume 20 yuan, showing love for 25 yuan in a circle of friends, small businesses will not bargain.

Twelve, my sister is single, and my brother is really not easy. He is both a brother and a guest boyfriend when necessary. Of course, he is a grandson at best.

Thirteen, there is a kind of single, just to wait for someone, waiting for the right person.

14. Ugly people are anxious to find someone to settle down. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

When the sisters saw the couple, they went up and slapped the man and said, "Bitch, don't you dare fuck a woman behind my back." Of course, it would be better if a boy is willing to go up and slap!

Sixteen, I am single because no one can easily deserve me. I am handsome, attractive, well-proportioned, modest and eager to learn, affectionate and righteous, personable, smarter than Kongming, braver than Zilong, more upright than Guan Yu, more capable than Lu Ban, handsome and smart.

That's it.

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2. Tanabata single funny quotations wish you a Tanabata aunt!

Talking about single valentine's day

1. People you like don't appear, but people who do don't like it.

2. Fate has not yet come.

3. Lack is better than abuse.

4. Don't get married just to get married.

Love is just a luxury of life. If it is better, it can't die without it.

6. Love is hard to find.

7. It's not that I don't want to love, but that I feel powerless.

I can't get married after 8.30, and my parents are more anxious than themselves.

9. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

10. If life is unpredictable, then chance encounter is a blessing from heaven. . . What you meet in the sea of people just needs a turn. Then I'll wait for that eternal encounter and that turn.

1 1. Good men are other people's husbands ~

12. Love is relatively simple, basically a matter for two people, without too many conditions. But marriage is complicated, at least for two families, one condition after another.

13. It's not that I don't want to marry, but that I can't find a suitable one.

14. You don't know whether the shoes are suitable until you wear them on your feet.

15. Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you want to survive.

16. Wait for that person to appear quietly and laugh together to see the flowers bloom and fall.

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17. The face is easy to get old … the streamer is easy to lose … getting married is good … getting married is not good … so painful.

18. Alas, where are all the good men?

19. Everything goes with the flow.

20. Years are wasted in love, but marriage didn't come as scheduled because of wasted love.

2 1. I chose to give up first because I was afraid of getting hurt.

22. It is better to be single and proud than to fall in love with injustice.

23. Paradoxically, which should we choose, love or bread?

24. Why don't you persist for so long?

25. I have read many love novels. In the relationship between two people, there are too many manifestations of love, so two people can be together, either you fool him or he fools you.

26. There seems to be a dead end ahead, but hope may appear at the next corner.

27. Men are afraid of getting into the wrong business, while women are afraid of marrying the wrong person.

28. In fact, if you really can't find love, you will be single all your life and make your own choices in your own life. Why go the usual way?

29. I'm too used to being alone

I'd rather be an older woman than a short-married woman.

3 1. Always thinking about the past shows that when you are old, your heart is always a taboo for women.

32. It is difficult to measure whether this thing is high or low, and it feels that it can kill many people.

Love can't be found. It's not somewhere in life waiting for us to find it. People can only meet by chance in life, just like encountering UFOs by chance.

Marriage can be found, everyone can find it. As a social requirement of human nature, marriage will appear somewhere in everyone's life. ◎ You are finally smart once. When you can face men frankly, your IQ will be higher. It is necessary to make sacrifices for love, otherwise you can only be single. The process of love is not to find what you like, but to find the most suitable love. It is entirely possible that you love someone the most but are the least suitable. ◎ Love has nothing to do with chance. Love is the recombination of two halves of the same apple. It's just that God throws the apple cut in half into different places, and the probability that half meets the other half is zero. Don't be cold to strangers, maybe they are angels in disguise. As the saying goes, we are in the same boat, and we are good together for a hundred years. There is a chance for people to meet. A person you meet casually is actually destined to meet thousands of miles away. ◎ Love is always in the time difference, either you are early or I am late, and it will never be synchronized anyway.

3. Tanabata single funny quotations wish you a Tanabata aunt! Talk about 1 being single on Valentine's Day. People you like don't appear, and people who do don't like it. 2. Fate has not come yet. Don't get married for the sake of getting married. Love is just a luxury of life, it is better without it. 6. Without love, there would be no love. 7. It's not that I don't want love, but that I feel powerless. I can't get married after 8.30 years old, and my parents are more anxious than themselves. nine

What you meet in the sea of people just needs a turn. Then I will wait for that meeting at the end of time, and the one who turned around is 1 1. Good men are the husbands of others ~ 12. Love is relatively simple, basically a matter of two people, and there are not many conditions. But marriage is complicated, and it is a matter for at least two families. Such a condition is 13. It's not that I don't want to get married Unable to find a suitable marriage 14. You don't know if shoes are suitable until you wear them on your feet 15. Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you want to live 16. Quietly wait for that person to appear, laugh and watch the flowers bloom and fall together. Valentine's Day-Valentine's Day space-Valentine's Day single sadness 17. 19. Everything goes with the flow. 20. Years are wasted in love, but marriage is not because of wasted love. 2 1. I choose to give up first because I am afraid of being hurt. 22. It is better to be proud of being single than to be wronged. 23. Paradoxically, I chose love. 24. Why don't you persist for so long? 25. I have read many love novels. In the relationship between two people, there are countless manifestations of love, so two people can be together, either you fool him or he fools you.

There seems to be a dead end ahead, but I hope it may appear at the next corner. 27. Men are afraid of getting into the wrong business, while women are afraid of marrying the wrong person. 28. In fact, if you really can't find love, you will be single all your life and make your own choices in your own life. Why go the usual way? 29. I am too used to being alone. I'd rather be an older woman than a short-married woman. 3 1. Always thinking about the past shows that when you are old, your heart is always a taboo for women.

32. It is difficult to measure whether this thing is high or low. It feels like it can kill many people. Love is not found. It won't wait for us to find it somewhere in our lives. People can only meet by chance in life, just like accidentally hitting a UFO. Marriage can be found, everyone can find it.

As a social requirement of human nature, marriage will appear somewhere in everyone's life. ◎ You are finally smart once. When you can face men frankly, your IQ will be higher.

It is necessary to make sacrifices for love, otherwise you can only be single. The process of love is not to find what you like, but to find the most suitable love. It is entirely possible that you love someone the most but are the least suitable.

◎ Love has nothing to do with chance. Love is the recombination of two halves of the same apple. It's just that God throws the apple cut in half into different places, and the probability that half meets the other half is zero. Don't be cold to strangers, maybe they are angels in disguise.

As the saying goes, we are in the same boat, and we are good together for a hundred years. There is a chance for people to meet. A person you meet casually is actually destined to meet thousands of miles away. ◎ Love is always in the time difference, either you are early or I am late, and it will never be synchronized anyway.

4. Valentine's Day funny quotations, single. 1. Buy your own roses, forget it, you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

2. Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold evening, and going alone on Valentine's Day. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

3. personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; A few years later, young people looking for beautiful women went to the grave together.

4. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck.

Ugly people can't wait to find someone to settle down, while handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

Second, some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born. Third, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

Fourth, there is at least one heartbreaking secret behind everyone. Five, it is good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of sentimentality.

6. It's really funny that everyone says I'm single. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse! Seven, don't say you are single dog, the dog died at your age. Don't ask me why I am single. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single. Ten, Singles' Day, everyone can bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend, maybe there is the same paragraph, maybe there is an explosion, maybe it will be a holiday after drying.

Eleven, Singles Day business: shopping 10 yuan, wearing a couple's costume 20 yuan, showing love for 25 yuan in a circle of friends, small businesses will not bargain. Twelve, my sister is single, and my brother is really not easy. He is both a brother and a guest boyfriend when necessary. Of course, he is a grandson at best.

Thirteen, there is a kind of single, just to wait for someone, waiting for the right person. 14. Ugly people are anxious to find someone to settle down. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

When the sisters saw the couple, they went up and slapped the man and said, "Bitch, don't you dare fuck a woman behind my back." Of course, it would be better if a boy is willing to go up and slap! Sixteen, I am single because no one can easily deserve me. I am handsome, attractive, well-proportioned, modest and eager to learn, affectionate and righteous, personable, smarter than Kongming, braver than Zilong, more upright than Guan Yu, more capable than Lu Ban, handsome and smart.

That's it. Oh, but ...

6. This is the only single poem about Valentine's Day, a modern poem.

A glass of wine, a cigarette, a person's Valentine's Day.

Two lines of tears, a few poems, how much sadness is hard to say.

Wandering, wandering for you, gradually learned to grow up.

Lonely, haggard for love, slowly understand heartbreak.

How many times, I called so deeply.

How many times, I cried so lonely.

But in the end, you're still not around.

In the end, you didn't come back.

Heartache, already deeply tired.

Heartache has withered.

Now, I can only sleep quietly alone.

In the dream, will you still have your smile?

7. Interesting Valentine's Day quotations, singles, the most copied love words-I love you. If we want to add a deadline to this commitment, I hope it is-1 ten thousand years.

The most exaggerated love story-when I love you, I feel shaken.

Sweetest love words-I am your chocolate, melting in your mouth.

The cutest love words-I'm waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy that loves you.

The most emotional love words-I only know that happiness will always be maintained on you.

The most practical love story-thinking of you when you are sad is like thinking of the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

The warmest love words-always put a lounge chair for you in the shady garden, and put 10 glass of iced milk where you can reach it.

The most romantic love story-I fell in love with you before you were born.

The most eat drink man woman love story-the rice is in the pot and I am in bed.

The most unimaginative love story-I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

The saddest love story-the farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but I am by your side, but you don't know that I love you!

The most unequal sweet words-give me a small part of your heart and take away all of me!

The most disloyal sweet words-I hate you!

The most convenient sweet words-I love you!

Valentine's day, in fact, can also be very short, one hand is pulled and one hand is loosened, and the lover is not hung up ~ ~

If you can't let go, your lover will become a wife, hang up ~ ~

Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? Valentine's day is not spent with lovers!

Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? All lovers are looking for you on Valentine's Day!

Do you know what is the most painful thing? Your lover spends Valentine's Day with someone else.

-Little Shenyang Valentine's Day Quotations

Tianzhu Xiaowu said: Who told me that I am a single floating nine-member, and my single index is 100%? Today is Valentine's Day, I am single and not a public hazard.