A joke story that plays tricks on a scholar

A joke story that plays tricks on a scholar

1, I once went shopping with some friends and decided to take the elevator upstairs and then go shopping. After waiting for a while at a very remote elevator, I found that this elevator is for the disabled, and then my buddy said arrogantly, take this one. We are idiots.

2. There was a scholar who liked silence very much. Unexpectedly, there is a blacksmith shop and a coppersmith shop on both sides of his house. He was disturbed by jingling all day. So he said to people: if one day my two neighbors want to move, I will treat them as masters. ?

One day, a blacksmith and a coppersmith visited together and told him that we would move in two days, so please let me know if we came. ? The scholar immediately said: Ok, I mean what I say, and I'll invite you! ?

The next day, the scholar prepared a rich banquet to entertain him.

The blacksmith and the coppersmith had a good meal. After the meal was full, the scholar remembered to ask where the two families had moved.

The blacksmith and the coppersmith said in unison: I moved to his house and he moved to mine.

3. A scholar took a bookboy to the exam. I lost my hat on the way. The extreme boy said: The hat fell (the first one).

The scholar said quickly, not landing, but the ground.

Extremely help the scholar pick up the hat, fasten it firmly on the scholar's head, and then say: I won't touch the ground again this time.

A scholar bought a piece of meat, but he couldn't cook it himself. He wants the restaurant to cook this dish for him.

But he was afraid that the restaurant would steal his meat, so he cut the meat into 32 pieces and gave it to the chef in the restaurant.

The cook became very angry when he saw this scene. He cut each piece of meat into small pieces, then fried it and sent it to the guests.

The scholar saw that the meat was very small. After counting, it's still 32 yuan, which is a lot. He looked carefully and found that every piece of meat had been tampered with.

So, he gave it to this hotel? A gift? I wrote a little poem.

Send troops 32;

Go home, sixteen pairs.

The troops are still there;

Everyone was stabbed with a knife.

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