Jokes that people meet everywhere.

1. I have been to Guangdong once. I thought Guangdong people called pretty girls and handsome boys handsome. But young people seem to be called handsome when they meet them. Once I went to a small shop for dinner, the waitress asked the handsome boy what you wanted. I didn't expect her to call me that (of course, I'm not confident about my appearance, but I don't know what to call such a person). I was mistaken for a "rotten boy", which made me wonder. I still look like a hooligan. Then on second thought, I understood that people are normal names.

2. Expose the north and south.

Dew invited each other to dinner one day!

Recipient: I don't want to eat.

Lulu thought she was uncomfortable or didn't want to go out: shall I buy you something to eat?

I said I don't want to eat!

Lou: OK.

……

After a while, dewdrop saw her packing.

Lou: Where are you going? If you feel uncomfortable, have a good rest.

Recipient: Let's eat rice noodles.

Lou: Aren't you going to eat?

Recipient: No, I don't. I didn't say I don't eat powder! !

Dew! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lulu later learned that in some places in the south, if you don't eat rice, you don't eat rice noodles or rice noodle dishes.

On the dewdrop side, not eating means not eating anything for this meal.

3. Southern dialect shoes like to be called "children"

Southerners go out to play with northerners. When passing a bridge, southerners accidentally dropped their shoes. She exclaimed, alas, my child fell into the river, and northerners were frightened!