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Guangxi Vocational and Technical College of Industry
If you want to come to Guangxi Vocational and Technical College of Industry, or just want to know the schoolmates of this school. Please read this article slowly. If you're just passing by. You can also have a look. You can get to know what the so-called university is like now. If you really don't want to see it. Then pass by. Just to be clear, I'm not helping the school recruit people. I'm just saying what I think of this school.
Guangxi Industrial Vocational and Technical College started school very early. It seems to have a history of more than 50 years. But it was a technical secondary school until 2005. After 2005, Guangxi Industrial Vocational and Technical College was born, which was formed by the merger of chemical engineering school and rubber school! The address is No.37 Linglu Road, Xixiangtang District, Nanning, Guangxi. According to official data, the school covers an area of 1.200 mu. In fact, it is only over 200 mu. It is said that there is a new campus on Qingshan Road (Nanning Bridge) in Nanning. 1000 mu. It is expected to be completed in more than five years. Therefore, these 2.3-year-old schoolmates are not blessed to go to the new campus. Guangxi Vocational College is still close to the city center. There is a direct bus. About 20 minutes' drive. Isn't the official map beautiful? Ha ha. We'll know when we get to school. Trees, not so green. Water is not so clear. The school has four gates, opposite the south gate is the School of Finance and Economics. Next door is the School of Civil Engineering, and next door is Xida University. Four schools are crowded together. It is the worst in vocational colleges. Whether it is the environment, style of study, teaching and so on. Tell me about the school environment. There are many trees in the school. There is an English corner where many people who like English go to shout English in the morning. There is a lotus pond beside the English corner. There is a small pavilion above, a place for leisure, not bad. Rarely go. There are two ponds in the south gate, not to mention the water. Ha ha. But now the south gate is closed. Want to engage in architecture. Can't go out. Otherwise, there are many shops at the door. Just across the street is Caijing. Very cool. It's closed now. Almost all the shops over there are closed. There are also many restaurants around the school. There are several internet cafes. It's all good. There are a lot of takeout. A phone call to the dormitory. There are many teaching buildings. The classrooms are all very good. The seat is very new. But the quality of students is not high. There is a lot of rubbish in desks, cabinets and buckets in public classrooms. I wonder if other schools are like this. The school computer is a broken computer. It really sucks. Give me a set of 100 yuan. I don't even bother to ask. So students who want to learn computer should think clearly. I won't blow. You can have a look for yourself.
Said that vocational colleges should talk about the stadium. There is a gymnasium in the school. But it belongs to badminton. The basketball court has never been used. Many badminton clubs in Nanning practice there at night. Outfield. I thought it was good before. As far as the stadium is concerned, it can be compared with others, at least better than the surrounding schools. But I don't feel so good now. The basketball court used to be very good. However, due to construction problems. The current stadium is faded, faded and cracked. The basket was not caught in the net. There are many venues, 12. This is for teachers, girls and boys. Actually, . This means no points. . We are at the football field now. The football field is a fake grass. The runway is plastic. It looks very new. That kind of plastic is hard. The fake grass is very thin. Quality problem. Ha ha. If you search for "Guangxi Industrial Vocational and Technical College" in Baidu. There is a post that Baidu knows that the football field of vocational colleges is one of the best in Guangxi. I think. That should be the year. Now the school of finance and economics. Construction College and Xida University are all such football fields. Two from the West University will go. No vocational college can win.
Talk about the canteen. There are two canteens in the school. There are many people in the east canteen. There is a TV. NBA, world cup. It's crowded. The price of food in the canteen is average. I don't think much of the food in the canteen. It smells much worse than when I was in high school. I can only say that I'm full. In addition, the aunt in the canteen gave a lot of dishes. Remember, my aunt gave me more. Those young people are very stingy. . . There is an ultra-small supermarket in the East Dining Hall. There is also a tea shop. Milk tea is not very good. I think the biggest feature of the East Dining Hall is (Liuzhou rice noodles). Haha, absolutely not anywhere else. . . There is an underground passage on the stone cover behind the East Dining Hall, which says (fine for stealing oil). I can't read it. Everybody knows that. The west canteen is said to be a girls' canteen. Actually, it's just closer to the girls' dormitory. Pretty clean. The food is not so good either. It is said that the powder is good. Guilin rice noodles, beef brisket powder, snail powder, red oil powder and so on. Many students ran far away to powder. There is a big projection screen at the entrance of the west canteen. Movies are often shown. Anime or something. I think it's not bad. There are no extra shops in the school. The only supermarket in the past was also poor. Alas. What a tragedy.
We are in the dormitory. There are 8 male dormitories in the school! There are only two girls! The ratio of male to female is 8: 2. But it seems that the ratio is gradually turning to 3: 7. Vocational colleges are called male dormitories and male apartments! This is a big joke! There are 12 people in the dormitory! Worse than the previous high school (relative)! 2 fans, 2 bathrooms, 2 lights, 4 faucets in the sink and 1 hot water. There are 12 cabinets. The water I drank was bottled pure water that I ordered myself. 5 fast money a barrel. There are many people. It takes 1 hour to queue up for a bath. It's even worse if it's on the 1 floor. There is no place to hang clothes. Go back to Nantian. That kind of terror. . . The dormitory only has 20 kwh of electricity every month. Beyond the next day's blackout. Pay for it yourself. You don't have to pay for it. It will pass. The street lamp at the entrance of the dormitory is quite bright (free). The electricity charge is 60 cents per kwh. If there is a computer in the dormitory. The electricity bill will be more. 4 notebooks. It only takes about 6 days to pay 10 yuan. I wonder if it's true. The dormitory has a network cable interface. Go online to telecommunications by yourself. It's next to the gate. What's the current package? 299 yuan for mobile phone, phone bill and internet access. 39 yuan 1M per month. The net is ok. I don't know much about girls' dormitories. It is said that it is not bad. . There may be some freshmen majoring in living in the comprehensive building. The comprehensive building is the classroom on the third floor below. Above is the dormitory. It's opposite the west gate of the school. It's off campus. It is said that the comprehensive building used to be a hotel. Then the school bought it. I forgot how many floors there are. There is an elevator. But if you don't open it (it's annoying, the students who live in senior one will be miserable. You must bring your own bottled water. Those on the 8.9 floor are just ... . The dormitory above looks like the layout of a hotel. Eight beds. A bathroom. Hanging clothes is a bit troublesome. There is a laundry room on every floor. There is a washing machine. Made up. Dare you use it? Do it yourself . . The comprehensive building closes at night 1 1: 30.
Speaking of systems, it seems that the trump card majors of Guangxi Industrial Vocational and Technical College are numerical control, mould, sugar making, drug supervision and so on. I don't know much about this. The petrochemical department is the best in the school. Employment seems to be the best. It is also good for girls to go to the department of food and bioengineering. The ace major of this school is petrochemical engineering, and quite a few girls are studying. There are many girls in the management department. But the major is amateur. . . Higher vocational colleges charge by credit system. More credits in the first year. Eight thousand nine hundred. . . Not expensive. Cut me! The school is dark. Eight thousand nine hundred tuition. What to add, what to add, it must be over 10 thousand. So please think twice. . . Even darker is the accommodation fee. The dormitory mentioned in the leaflet is for eight people. There is now 12. It is also clear that it was handed in in 800. Later, the school called for an extra 60. It is said that people who live in the complex have to pay 200 more. It is really incomprehensible. No receipt. There is no reason. To put it simply, the dormitory is bigger and better than before! We used to live in a complex. Later, I moved to the boys' dormitory at school. Good p! There is absolutely no dormitory in the comprehensive building here. Even so. Then why should the comprehensive building pay 200 more? The school leaders are very powerful. Simple excuse. Hundreds of thousands of income. . The teachers in our school are all rich. BMW. Mercedes. Isn't this squeezed out from classmates? All right. Not much to say. If the leader finds out later, it will be miserable. Anyway, vocational schools are black. It goes without saying. That's right. Schools should do exercises. Do it at 7 am. Do it twice! Those who don't come count as absenteeism. That's great. It's just that the school conduct inspection is very strict! Be late for class, remember, remember! ! ! I'm going to study at night on Tuesday and Thursday! Someone checked it. There is a picket every day. Remember late! ! ! Like high school? . Do you think it looks like a university? No, no, no, it's just a middle school. Because. This school has always retained the middle school education system! What's more, the school implements the 5S system, requiring people to do dormitory hygiene all day. Bored to death! Want to experience it? That's it. Those who want to study hard can come, because the employment is really good! Think twice if you want to play. You can't afford the tuition, can you? About the score line of Guangxi Industrial Vocational and Technical College, it can be entered around 300 in 2009. The ace major is only below 400. Low score. Easy to get in Fill in this year's scores yourself. If you think the major is not good. You can come in and change your major in the future. Want to change the ace major. I don't know if it's ok.
I just want to tell my junior the truth by saying so much here. By the way, attack the black of Guangxi Industrial Vocational and Technical College! Is there no one to control the school's arbitrary charges?
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