What jokes are suitable for one person to perform?

1. Eat KFC alone. Four women sat at another table next to them, telling some old horror stories, but they were scared to death. Finally, I'm really bored. I calmly wiped my mouth after eating and said to the air next to my seat, "Grandma, have you finished eating?" We ate and went back. "Then a hand pretending to hold a person, in the four frightened eyes and went out.

2. Teacher: When you arrive at an island, who will you choose to live with? Pig A, Pig Eight, Friar Sand B and Tang Priest C. Health A: I choose Pig Bajie A because I can only eat pork. Health B: I choose Tang Priest C, because eating his flesh can make you live forever. Student C: I choose Friar Sand B, because with him, I can eat seafood for free every day! The teacher strikes the table: all idiots, all foodies! After choosing the Tang Priest, I went directly to the Monkey King and read a spell. What do you want?

The foot of my bed is shining brightly. Hey, there is a bottle of hand cream on the ground. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the canteen at the door. (3). How is the way to come out? It makes people sick. (4) Catch the thief first and curse the mother first. I will make every effort to say goodbye. [6]. Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, or sing nunchakus across the river. Haha, Mulan is playing a video game!

4. A man asked the Zen master, "Master, although my girlfriend has advantages, her shortcomings make me unbearable. How can I let her have only advantages and no disadvantages? " The Zen master smiled and replied, "The method is simple, but if you want me to teach you, you need to go down the mountain first and find me a piece of paper with only the front side and no back side." The man just went down the mountain thoughtfully, and soon came up again and handed the Zen master a People's Daily. From then on, the Zen master fled into an empty net and stopped asking about the world.

When I was in high school, I had a dog at home, and my mother treated it as a child. Once a classmate came to play at home, and my mother held the dog to open the door. Opening the door showed enthusiasm. My mother shook her dog's paw and said, "Call me brother." I don't know why my classmates are pumping their brains, so I shouted "Brother!" "