A funny ancient poem adapted from an adapted funny ancient poem

I am a student, party member. The following is purely self-made, so most of them are about schools, homework and teachers. Please don't mind. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental ~ ~

The garbage dump next to Suzaku Bridge, the mouth of Wuyi Lane is full of ash. In the past, people flew into restaurants and never came back.

Li Bai was about to go out by boat when he heard someone calling for help on the shore. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. He picked it up and saw it was Wang Lun.

This morning in spring, I woke up easily and my homework was flying all over the sky. I come to cram school at night and won't let you sleep.

The sky is high and the clouds are light. Those who listen to screenwriters are not heroes if they don't get full marks. The number of words in your composition is20,000 At the top of the homework mountain, the papers rolled in the west wind. Today, the pen is in hand. When do you have a free holiday?

Students are not afraid of difficult homework, and thousands of questions are just idle. Five subjects are full of fine ink, and the number of words in two days is magnificent. Weekends without homework are warm and holidays are cold. I like to test thousands more questions, and I will be happy after three classes.

The bright line was at the foot of my bed. Li Bai slept soundly and dreamed of Niu Wangmo, so he peed his pants.

At noon on the day of weeding, mines buried the soil, XX dug sweet potatoes and fried them into 250 pieces.

XXX picks up rags all day, with pimples all over his face, looks ugly and likes Altman. The house is a big haystack and the chair is a rotten board. Picking up garbage on the road one day, unfortunately, I was hit by a truck. So I started wandering around the city, picking up lunch boxes in the trash can. Until winter, fingers were frostbitten and lips were chapped. XXX, clothes list, cursing God for shouting like this, suddenly streaking, attracting a group of people to watch.

Teachers are really scum. They add homework when they talk, which makes them blind. When can I go home when the sun goes down?

The scenery in Qiu Lai is different. The fish in the pond are floating to death, and the bells are ringing all over the school. The school gate is closed because of the smog. Wan Li, the author of a set of papers, has an unfinished topic, the bell is faint, and the papers are everywhere, which makes people sleepless and tired of learning to bully.

There is nothing to say when going to the teaching building. The teacher shouted that the lonely homework classroom was locked for free. If you don't cut well, you will be confused, and if you do the problem, you will be worried, especially the general taste in your heart.

In Zhengzhou North School, the water was dry and foggy, and several early warblers turned into chickens, whose new swallows were skinned. There are many charming eyes in the homework, and the mistakes are also recognized by the teacher. I love computers for several weeks, and the headmaster really needs one.

Start 56 classes and make up lessons when you arrive. The draft is not full, so we have to stay until midnight 12.

Zhuwai Primary School is a teacher and a prophet of Chunjiang Pen Warm School. Pencils are short everywhere in the homework, just as the papers are floating.

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. If you don't do your homework, you are a hero. What if the teacher finds out? Pick up a kitchen knife and fuck him What if I can't do it? Run to the United States to take refuge. I can't avoid it. What should I do? Go downstairs and find Altman. Altman, eat, pick your nose and touch your rice.

Funny adapted poems shine at the foot of my bed, and Li Bai wants soup. I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering, thousands of feet. I have no money when I touch my pocket!

There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. When he encountered the X-ray, his tooth fell out.

Roasted egrets in front of Cisai Mountain, peach blossoms and flowing water fatten mandarin fish. Braised and boiled, egrets and mandarin fish don't have to go back.

I haven't seen my girlfriend before. I haven't seen my work since. My pocket is empty. Dinner is on you.

There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. Seeing the x-ray, his hair fell out.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

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Purple smoke rises from the sunshine oven, and the mutton skewers are hanging in front of us.

Haruko has been in thousands of feet for three times, but he has no money in his pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

Come at night, bear, and see where you are going!

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In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. Talking nonsense at night, I don't know how many people died.

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In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Mosquitoes bite everywhere

Buy pesticides,

I was knocked down by smoke.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

ito

Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

Medium length

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, a fat, long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

Together, damn it. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

interlude

Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~)

Looking for him in the crowd,

Suddenly found that,

This man sleeps in the street office.

Li Qingzhao's dream:

I drank too much last night,

Misenter the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, and countless mandarin ducks.

The foot of my bed lit up, and Li Bai climbed into bed. Pick up the machine gun and prepare to rob the bank.

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The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

Is there frost already? .

Looking up, I found it was moonlight.

Bow your head and do the problem.

Do not count (operator)

I'm reciting Chinese,

Jun is reciting English.

Learning every day has no bottom.

I have to learn anyway.

I can't recite this word,

I can't understand this sentence.

I only blame the school for giving me trouble.

I won't be blamed for studying.

Please take my word for it,

This will never be a lie,

I am sincere to you,

You just don't know it yet,

Someone who loves you deeply,

Understand how hard it is to love you,

But infatuation will never change!

Please look at the second word in each line. )

Interesting poem

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Classmate A: I will never regret taking off my clothes.

(The correct solution is "I won't regret it if my belt widens gradually". I admit that this is my brain. )

2. Ask where the canal is so clear, _ _ _ _ _

A: There is a clear spring in my heart.

The positive solution is "only the source of living water is coming", but we still have some water problems ~ ~ ~)

3. When will the western window candles be cut together? _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Husband and wife sit in the morning.

The Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper. After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time")

4. Mayflies shake trees, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Not moving.

(The positive solution is "ridiculous overreaching". Don't move, hehe, it's true. )

5. The beauty of an adult gentleman, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Little people succeed.

(faint directly)

6. Poor people are immune, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Rich people have wives and concubines in groups.

(positive solution: achieving the goal will help the world)

7. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, everyone in the world knows you.

A: As long as you look like Saddam Hussein.

(Khan ||| ...)

8. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 stunning beauties, _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Iron bars will also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ ~

(The positive solution is "but his love for 3,000 people is concentrated on one person")

9. With Cai Feng's wings, _ _ _ _ _ _

A: plucking a phoenix is not as good as plucking a chicken.

Another student replied: Both husband and wife returned to China.

(The positive solution is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn")

10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: There is a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed is closed.

Another student replied: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person.

1 1.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A: Married men don't go to bed.

(The Chinese teacher is angry! ) Student A: One will last forever.

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles together")

13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Climb the tortoise by the East Village River.

(Yes, it's quite neat)

14. I suggest that God stand up again, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: God yelled at me three times.

(The positive solution is "Don't stick to one pattern and drop talents", Gong Zizhen)

15. I was born useful, _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Show your magic at the critical moment.

Another student replied: the mouse son can make holes.

(The Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without image)

16. If the day is sentimental, it will be old, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: People do not waste their youth!

(The positive solution is "If you don't hate the moon, it will be long and round", Li He's "Golden Copper Immortal Ci Han Song")

17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Please don't tell him.

(The positive solution is "a piece of ice is in the jade pot")

18. The final exam produced couplets, and the first couplet was the hero of the work.

The couplets of junior three students are: I am charming.

19. A good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease, _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: If you don't eat, you are a big fool.

Who hasn't died since ancient times, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Only some people died one after another.

(ending: a bird left by the teacher to give a lecture after the parent-teacher meeting ...)

20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, _ _ _ _ _ _

A: Li Bai slept soundly.

Adapting 300 funny ancient poems, Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

ito

Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

Medium length

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, a fat, long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

Together, damn it. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

interlude

Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~)

Funny adaptation of ancient poetry Two orioles fall in love, and a crow makes trouble.

The oriole becomes Altman, and the crow is scattered.

Li Bai boarded the boat penniless, and the boatman kicked him off.

I don't know if Li Bai is dead, but suddenly a piece of paper floated in.

I'm not dead!

With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, Li Bai slept soundly.

I dreamed of Niu Wangmo, and I pulled my pants.

Mowing the grass at noon, my mother is so hard.

Play mahjong in the morning and fight landlords in the afternoon.

The child sleeps

Fox-a seductive woman

Unkempt young children learn to hang themselves!

In summer sleep, you don't feel the dawn, and mosquitoes bite everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Three Character Classic

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. If you don't do your homework, you are a hero.

What if the teacher finds out? Pick up a knife and fuck him.

What if I can't do it? Go downstairs and find Altman.

What if Altman is not at home? Pick up your schoolbag and leave here.

A funny poem adapted from an ancient poem, Li Bai got off the boat without giving the boatman a foot. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. Suddenly, a piece of paper floated in, which read: I'm not dead.

What are the adapted funny ancient poems? When those red berries come in spring, listen to me. Your southern branch is flushed, don't call me infatuated. Take it home for a hug. I love you more for me. As a symbol of our love, I love you forever. Dear, I wish you happiness forever. I love you.

Don't dream of going to Xie Jia, you won't be distracted; Turn around in the small corridor and miss you day and night. Affectionate only spring moon, the bright moon represents my heart; It is better to stay away from others and accompany your dreams. I wish you a safe, carefree, happy and auspicious life, dear!

The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, and Hongyan sends a book to express her thoughts. An isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain, the true feelings will never change. Why should a strong brother complain about willow and love you without regret? Spring breeze has nothing to do with Yumen Pass, but the years move the sky. Honey, when will you marry me? Waiting for you to love you for ten thousand years!

A person is a stranger in a foreign land, and he is unhappy when he leaves his hometown. Every holiday, I miss my family more, and I have no one to accompany me for a drink. When I know my brother's climbing place, I will send my blessings to my relatives by SMS. I bless them every day. May the relatives in my hometown be healthy and safe!

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green. Remember to eat sesame seeds for breakfast. Listening to the songs on the Langjiang River, I spent my life happily. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west. Anyway, I love you the most. Tao is beautiful and sunny, which warms your heart and true feelings. Dear, believe me, you are the love of my life.

I remember before I left, a kind mother sewed my clothes with thread in her hand and sewed them under the lamp, fearing that it would delay her coming home late, but an inch of grass won much love from three spring flowers. Mom, I'm not with you. Take care of yourself. I miss you!

Thousands of miles away from home, distant thoughts; A maid-in-waiting has lived here for twenty years, and love has traveled through time and space. However, ask her for this song, the first few words, and the voice is calling you; Seeing how hard she tried to hold back her tears, they both gave home. Dear lover, I miss you very much. I often see you in my dreams. I wish all the best and hope to get together soon!

Wan Li sand of the Yellow River, you can have whatever you want. Waves and winds swept from the horizon, and you were lucky. Now go straight to the galaxy, no one can compare with you. Let's go to Penny Weaver's house, drink, eat fish and eat duck. I wish your dreams come true, your life is moist and your future is infinite.

Say goodbye to Bai Di, and good luck will fly to your eyes. Thousands of miles away in Jiangling, one day back, bring back health. The apes on both sides keep crying, and happiness greets you. The canoe has crossed Chung Shan Man, and the road ahead is broad and flat. I wish you a smooth sailing in your life, smooth sailing, smooth sailing.

Whose rain flute flies in the dark, missing and caring about long feelings; Scattered to the spring breeze full of Los Angeles, wandering outside to earn money; In this nocturne, I heard the sound of willows, and I was so sad that I didn't sleep all night. Who can't stand homesickness and looks forward to going home as soon as possible; I wish the wanderer an early reunion with his family and all the best.

Mo Tao's slanderers are as deep as waves, as long as he is confident and not bored; Mo Yan's passers-by are dust, and courage is the most real; Although hard, hard work is the only way; Blowing away wild sand begins with gold, and the harvest depends on our bank. I hope you will overcome setbacks and strive for self-improvement on the road of life, because gold will always shine!

There are no birds in the mountains, and there is never-ending concern; A thousand roads without footprints, I will miss you forever. A boat, a bamboo cloak, looking into the distance every day; An old man is fishing in the cold river-snow, and Hongyan sends blessings. Dear, I wish you good luck, peace and happiness!

Meizhi in the corner, looking at the heart of Antai; Cold ling drives alone, feeling natural; Far knowledge is not for snow, but for persistence; Because it has a faint fragrance, independence does not depend on it. I wish you stick to yourself, be brave and successful, and March forward on the road of life!

An old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, and the voice of blessing was given to his friend. Fireworks go down in Yangzhou in March. After the lovesickness between the two places broke up, the lonely sails sailed and the blue sky was exhausted. When I went to see my relatives, I only saw the Yangtze River flowing in the sky. Take care and be safe. Goodbye and have a safe trip!

Although you want to go back to this maze of mountains, you are worried about going for an outing. Oh, let them surprise your heart! Don't stay. Remember Wuling fisherman and be a happy person. Who is in the Peach Blossom Garden for only one day, happy all the time. In life, may you always be carefree and happy.

It's raining and dusting on the Acropolis. Say goodbye to friends. It's raining. The hostel is green, the willow color is new, and Liu is disappointed. Advise you to drink one more glass of wine and make the blessing into wine; There is no reason to leave Yangguan in the west, and Yuan Jun has left safely. Dear friend, I wish you a pleasant journey and a happy life!

The foot of my bed shines with such bright light that it illuminates my heart; Is there frost already? I miss my wife; Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I missed it more; Sinking again, I suddenly thought of home, drifting in the distance; I wish my friends an early reunion with their lovers, good health and happiness.

Adapting funny ancient poems can be used when swearing. Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant and asked the sunshine incense burner to produce purple smoke.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Xiao Chun

meng haoran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll check online.

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du Fu

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Chat speculatively and want to know someone.

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Han Yu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig.

Bu operator

Li Chi Ngai

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

Together, damn it.

Luoyang's relatives and friends asked each other that the canoe had passed Chung Shan Man. Don't run away if you are in debt! )

The bright line is at the foot of my bed. There are two pairs of shoes on the floor. There are men and women on the bed, including you.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and XX came to the morgue.

Head down and walk west with a smile.

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Wang Wei

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow.

Zaofa baidicheng

Lipper

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just came to the brink of death.

Yamayuki

Du Mu

Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

This is a dinosaur meeting a frog.

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, fat and long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank.

Jiangnanchun

Du Mu

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there?

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