English joke: three turtles

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Three turtles, three turtles

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they entered the cafe, it began to rain.

The biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The little turtle replied, "If you don't drink my coffee, I will go."

"We won't," the other two promised.

Two years later, chinemys reevesii said to the turtle in the middle, "Well, I guess he won't come back, so let's drink his coffee."

Just then, a voice came from outside the door: "If you go, I won't go."

Three turtles decided to have coffee. Hardly had they reached the gate of the coffee shop when it began to rain. So the biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get your umbrella." ?

The smallest turtle said. If you don't drink my coffee, I'll leave. ?

? How about we don't drink? The other two turtles agreed.

Two years later, the tortoise said to the tortoise. Well, I guess he won't come back. We can drink his coffee. ?

Just then, a voice came from outside. I won't go if you drink it. ?

English joke 2

I don't know you.

One day, when he was walking on the beach, he saw a crab, so he went to see what happened. The crab clamp caught the crab and ran away. The tiger jumped up in pain, followed by the recovery of the crab!

Catch up with the crab without trees, and then see a tiger collecting the spider. The tiger is angry with the spider: Good crab! Do you think I won't recognize you because you posted on the Internet?

One day, the tiger was walking on the beach. When he saw a crab, he went to have a look. Suddenly, he was caught by the crab's pliers, and the crab began to run into the bushes. The tiger jumped up in pain and went after the crab!

After catching up with the bushes, the crab disappeared. At this moment, the tiger saw a spider in a big net. The tiger is angry with the spider: good crab! You think I can't recognize you if you are online!

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