A funny little joke.

1. Today, on the roadside, a girl came over and looked like a college student. If you want to ask the way, come up and call: uncle. . .

Shit, I'm not thirty yet. Where is it like an uncle?

So I clenched my fists: Sister-in-law, what's the matter?

The poet said to the bar owner, "Tell me a lonely story."

The boss took out an altar of wine: "This wine is called Daughter Red, a local specialty. Here, whoever gives birth to a daughter will bury an altar of wine under the osmanthus tree and take it out for dinner on her daughter's wedding day. "

The poet asked, "Where is the loneliness of this story?"

The boss pushed the wine to him: "Taste it, a century-old wine."

One day he asked her to play QQ pet, but she didn't like playing games, so she didn't agree.

He tried every means to persuade her to play with QQ pets and said to her, "You can play at 15 level."

She asked him doubtfully, "Why do you have to go to 15?"

He held her face and said softly, "When you reach the level of 15, you can get married."

4. Life is boring. A classmate complained, "You said we could play games online when we were bored. If we have nothing to do, what are the ancients bored to do at night? "

Another wizard said, "Write poetry! It is the same as sending QQ status. "

According to legend, there is an old witch named Gao Su.

She has three daughters, Wu Ke, Kewei and Keji.

These three daughters are entangled with a young man named Han Shu.

The old witch always lets people prove that her three daughters are related to Han Shu!

6. once a very dazzling UFO came to see me on the earth, and I didn't cherish it.

You won't regret it until it's over. The most painful thing in the universe is this.

If that UFO can come again, I will say three words to it: wait for me.

If I have to wait for a deadline, I hope it will not exceed 20 12 (be sure to pick me up today).

~ it's so cold ~ {{(> _ <; )}}}