Joke, funny joke

He said, "Go! Please go swimming! "

I said, "No!"

He said, "Why?"

I said, "The water is so dirty that they all pee in it."

He said, "Then let's pee in it!"

I said, "No."

Then he went by himself.

Call me after playing for less than half an hour.

He said, "Bring me three hundred dollars. I was caught peeing. "

I said, "How can anyone arrest me?"

He said: "People pee in the water and I pee on the platform."

The next day, I sneaked away without washing my face. Call me again in half an hour.

"Give me 300 yuan," he said. "I was caught peeing again."

I said, "I caught it again."

He said, "Don't mention it. I pee in the water. Yesterday, I was fined 300 yuan and was ignited. I have a yellow line when I pee! "

On the third day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.

"Give me 300 yuan," he said. "I was caught peeing again."

I said, "I caught it again."

He said, "Don't mention it. I caught a cold yesterday and took a shit when I peed."

On the fourth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.

"Give me 300 yuan," he said. "I was caught peeing again."

I said, "I caught it again."

He said: "Don't mention it, I saw a super hot beauty today. What she brought out when she peed was actually a white sticky substance."

On the fifth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.

He said, "Give me 300 yuan."

I said, "I caught it again."

He said, "Forget it, I peed too much, and the whole pool overflowed."

Me: ". . . . . . . . . "

On the sixth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.

He said, "Give me 300 yuan."

I said, "I caught it again."

He said, "Don't mention it. People are scared away when I come."

Me: ". . . . . . . . . "

On the seventh day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.

He said, "Give me 300 yuan."

I said, "I caught it again."

He said, "When I came, everyone in the swimming pool peed."

On the eighth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.

He said, "Give me 300 yuan."

I said, "I caught it again."

He said, "Don't mention it. When I came, the manager was scared to pee. "

Me: ". . . . . . . . . "

On the ninth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.

He said, "Give me 300 yuan."

I said, "I caught it again."

He said, "Don't mention it. I can't pee. People won't let me go. "

Me: ". . . . . . . . . "

On the tenth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.

He said, "Give me 300 yuan."

I said, "I caught it again."

He said, "Don't mention it, I haven't peed yet. If people see me again, they will be fined 300 yuan first. "

Me: ". . . . . . . . . "

On the eleventh day, the swimming pool issued new regulations. Anyone who urinates in the swimming pool will be fined 3,000 yuan and his tools will be confiscated. .....