Humorous short sentences tease group owners

1. If you tease the group owner, send it to me. 1, white clouds float by, which is the trace that reminds me of the group owner; The sun shines, that's what I think the owner feels; Rain falls, which is the evidence that I want to be the master; It thundered and thundered, and at that time I prayed to the Lord that I was beaten ... ha ... ha ... 2. Xiao Liu bought a parrot. In order to let the parrot learn to speak, he kept repeating to the parrot: hello ... hello ... the parrot is a little impatient. It opened its sleepy eyes and asked, What's the matter? The line is always busy? 3. A fat boy walked into the subway station ... as soon as he squeezed into the subway, he issued a warning of "Didi Didi" closing, and then he jumped on the platform ... Looking at tiemenguan, he complained: Oh, no, not the elevator! I heard that the owner made a fortune and paid off all his foreign debts. It's time to pay back half the rubber I borrowed from my primary school, and with the interest for so many years, the owner should pay me back a tire.

The tortoise and the snake only have one ticket to go to the movies. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the ticket inspector said, stop. The tortoise and snake panicked, and the ticket inspector sarcastically said, Look at the tortoise of the group owner, wearing a tie! 6. If you are tired, you can snuggle in the arms of the group owner; If you are injured, you can cry on the shoulder of the group owner.

From the moment I was born, I fell in love with the group owner deeply, and I can't live without the group owner anymore. Ah, my dear bed! 7. Obviously, the group owner is uglier than me, and the boyfriends around him are quite handsome! I was so angry that I couldn't eat for days that I had to think hard to get the answer. I can't refuse to accept this: it's not that the owner is smart and capable, but that he is cuter than me! 8. Money is a useful thing, but only when the owner is satisfied will it bring happiness to the owner. So the car mainly gives me the extra money: don't move, grab it! 9. When the fat mother applied for the membership card, she said: I am now 29 years old and a few months ... The staff looked at it and said doubtfully: How many months? Fat mother struggled for a long time and said that it has been 66 months ... 10. I admire the persistence of the group owner. I know I don't like group owners, but they still won't give up pursuing me. Last night, the group owner sang to me and stole a kiss from me. Facing the love of the group owner, I can only say: I swear, I hate the group owner for ten thousand years! Dead mosquito! 1 1, don't put the handsome face of the group owner so close, be careful that my respect will affect the appetite of the group owner; The food is very good, I hope that the group owners will not be so civilized when eating; My biggest wish is that the owners can have a good price when weighing at the end of the year.

12. After receiving my message, the owner of the group will be rescued from the abyss of henpecked husband. If the wife wants the group owner to wear colorful clothes, the group owner can wear shirts. If the man is simple, the group owner can stop kneeling. My place. I'm in charge 13, Xiaohong: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor and solve problems for my compatriots! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I want to be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots.

The teacher asked Bao Xiao: Where is the owner? Bao Xiao thought for a moment and said, I want to be a compatriot! 14, long time no see. Let's invite the owner to dinner while I am free today. I am waiting for the owner in the bank near his home. Come here quickly. If the owner can't see me when he enters the bank, he will say "robbery" loudly. Understand? 15, on a dark night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered the group owner! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy was accused of killing pigs without permission. 16, the advantages of the group owner are countless, they can sing and dance well, live a superior and rich life, and are tall and handsome. Countless girls are fascinated by the charm of group owners. Amazingly, in his early twenties, the group owner still ... peed his pants.

17, reward order: grab a smile, grab a prize group owner and have a happy life, grab ten prize group owners and have a happy life, and grab a hundred prize group owners forever. The more you catch, the more rewards you get. Hurry up and laugh first! 18, who is the person who likes to ask about other people's affairs? Answer: Reporter. Who embellishes at work all day? Answer: Chef.

Test the violin (playing animals) answer: koala, the test is to pull. 19 according to the research of MIT, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember! 20. Dad bought a bowl of beef Lamian Noodles on Sunday and took it home for Beibei. On Monday, Beibei showed Lily the delicious Lamian Noodles. Lily asked: Does the shopkeeper know how beef Lamian Noodles is cooked? Beibei thought about it and said, maybe it was pulled by a cow. 2 1, cook, call the cook; A person who keeps horses is called a groom; Those who cultivate the land are called farmers; Butchers sell meat; Martial arts, called Beowulf; If you drive, call the driver; I'm in charge of accounts, so it's up to me! 22. The autumn wind whirled in the sky on September 9, and the group owner shook his head and looked at the cool sky on September 9.

It's raining hard. I stood behind my master and snickered.

What are you still looking at? Give my master's blessing quickly. Idiot! 23, send roses to the host, Zhu Qun loves sweetness; Send the host a carnation, and Zhu Qun will be healthy forever; Send a lily to the group owner, wishing the group owner all his wishes come true; Give all the happy flowers to the group owner, and may the flowers attract … bees sting the group owner! 24. Since I met the group owner, the group owner should be very clear about his position in my heart. Except for the group owner, others are just a pile of shit in my eyes, but the group owner is different, because the group owner ... is just two piles.

25. If the owner is willing, I will look at the owner affectionately until the owner surrenders; If the owner is willing, I will tell him affectionately until he becomes a sheep; If the host dares, I will come all the way to support him. Does the owner dare to admit that he is a donkey? 26. If the owner receives this message, which proves that the owner's mobile phone has been infected with virus, please take out the mobile phone card immediately and scrub it with gasoline. 27. If there were no flowers, spring would be lonely. If there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre. If there is no me, the group owner will lose a person who cares most about the group owner! If there is no owner, the rabbit will ask: Who should I race with? 28. The teacher asked me what is handsome. I knew it as soon as I looked in the mirror. The teacher asked me what ugliness was. I'm confused. I didn't know that ugliness can be so specific until I met the group owner.

I'm kidding. Don't be angry. 29, a river spring water a Jiang Tao, one mountain is higher than the other, send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down. It's not difficult to forward it after reading it, and your fingers are as fast as electricity. I want it back to me! 30. The girl has a new love, and the boy and the girl quarrel: Girl: What does the owner know? People are.

2. ridicule the group owner. Landlord: Coming?

Landlord: Let's go.

Landlord: You shouldn't have come.

Owner: I know.

Landlord: But you came anyway.

Floor owner: Yes.

Landlord: You know you can't go back when you come.

Owner: Yes.

Landlord: You must have found her if you dare to come!

Floor owner: Yes.

Landlord: Hum, even if you find her, what can you do? I don't even care about the mother.

Owner: What if it is "fifteen words"?

Landlord: Ten. Fifteen words? Eyes reveal joy and sadness.

Owner: Yes, fifteen words.

Fifteen-word moves, quick, as if you didn't make a move at all.

The landlord only felt that his abdomen was hot, so he vomited blood, fell to the ground with one hand, squeezed out "fifteen words" through his teeth and died with a smile.

Fifteen words: go.

Landlord: Go? Where are you going?

Fifteen words: kill other landlords.

3. ridicule the group owner. Landlord: Coming? Landlord: Let's go.

Landlord: You shouldn't have come. Owner: I know.

Landlord: But you came anyway. Floor owner: Yes.

Landlord: You know you can't go back when you come. Owner: Yes.

Landlord: You must have found her if you dare to come! Floor owner: Yes. Landlord: Hum, even if you find her, what can you do? I don't even care about the mother.

Owner: What if it is "fifteen words"? Landlord: Ten. Fifteen words? Eyes reveal joy and sadness.

Owner: Yes, fifteen words. Fifteen-word moves, quick, as if you didn't make a move at all.

The landlord only felt that his abdomen was hot, so he vomited blood, fell to the ground with one hand, squeezed out "fifteen words" through his teeth and died with a smile. Fifteen words: go.

Landlord: Go? Where are you going? Fifteen words: kill other landlords.

4. The funny sentence in the group is the owner of the birds in the legendary swordsman. Sorry, I forgot your name. Are you Shen Jinbing (psycho)? Or Hu Lijing (Fox)? Is it Liu Mang (rogue) or Qin Shou (beast)? Is it Al Wu Bai (250)? By the way, you are a pig. You must be a pig.

After reading it, forward it to other groups to make them happy. Don't be angry. Jealousy means liking you, anger means caring about you, being in a daze means missing you, and hurting you because I don't want to lose you. Send it to group 8. Someone will tell you tonight that they like you. It's unlucky not to send it after reading it for eight days. Is the group owner red? Red! Is the owner tired? Tired! Is the group owner cool? Cool! Then what should we call the group owner? Red underwear bubbles and sends them to all owners. You are my little pan. Do not stick to the pan when cooking. One day, I forgot to turn off the cooking and burned down the house, which caused great disaster (send it to other groups to make the owners happy).

5. Where is the jingle group owner who teases the group owner? Our group leader, where are you? Where are you? You know, we miss you-your team members miss you! We shouted at the hotel: group owner, and the hotel owner replied: "He just left, he just left, and he drank revolutionary wine every day and never stopped."

We shouted at the bathing place: the owner of the bathing place replied, "He just left, he just left, didn't you see that dirty pool water was still mixed with his sweat drops ..." We shouted in the karaoke room: the owner of the karaoke room replied, "He just left, he just left, and the music in the karaoke room was bursting, and the hostess was recalling his wonderful melody." We shouted at the pedicure house: the owner of the pedicure house replied, "He just left, he just left, didn't you see this stinking basin of foot washing water, and we haven't had time to pour it?" Ah, group owner! You are in every place full of enjoyment, but I can't see you in QQ group. Boss, where are you? Where ... we miss you, miss you ... we shout to the toilet: group owner! Where are you? ! There was an echo from the toilet: come and give me a hand! -I fell here.

6. A funny and long poem scolding the group owner 1. If someone misunderstood the group owner, I would defend the group owner; If someone slanders the group owner, I will help the group owner clarify; If someone wants to take advantage of the group owner, I will be rude to him. If someone wants to beat the group owner, I will … cheer for him!

2. In late autumn, fallen leaves dance with the wind; The cold wind makes people feel slightly sad. It really hurts to see the owner shivering in the wind. I went to the owner and shyly took off my coat and gave it to the owner: take it to wash and do something to keep warm.

3. When someone was eating, he couldn't see a piece of beef in the beef Lamian Noodles, so he pointed to the bowl and asked the boss, "Why is there no beef in the beef Lamian Noodles?" The boss said flatly, "Don't take it too seriously. Do the owners still expect to eat their wives from the old woman's cake? "

4. The moon will not shrink back because of the darkness of night, the sun will not hide because of the indifference of the world, the river will not be cut off because of the indifference of the mountains, and the orangutans will not give up because of stupidity ... See the news!

In the taxi, the driver was listening to the radio, and a voice came from the radio: "Hello everyone! I am Christine, Christine! " The driver mumbled, "What a world this is! Now you can connect the radio! "

If there is a rule that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would like that person to be the owner of the group. I have no regrets until I die, and I am willing to work overtime with the group owners! But I didn't ... then forget it! Go home and sleep, and the master will continue to work overtime!

7. Promise me that no matter what happens, you must be calm, no matter what you do, you must be firm, you must be optimistic and happy whenever and wherever, and no matter who you meet, don't tell him that the owner is crazy!

8. I haven't missed you for a day. It's hard not to hear from me. I knew the master would do that.