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When I was a freshman, my classmate Ouyi got up in the middle of the night (he slept on the upper bunk) and when he was halfway up, the person sleeping on the opposite side yelled The sound of "Be careful" frightened my classmate and stayed on the ladder for a long time. Only later did I realize that it was the person talking in his sleep.

A college classmate: "I landed on the moon!!! china!!!" - just like a patriot! ! !

We were in the army for a month of military training, and our food was very controlled every day. One of our brothers shouted in the middle of the night: "That piece of braised pork is mine, don't grab it!"

A classmate went horse riding during the day and was still excited at night. Later he fell asleep and we played cards. After a while, the man said: "Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive!" ! Drive! ! ”

Everyone else was asleep, and I was playing on the computer alone. Suddenly someone sat up and said calmly: "The flowers are blooming..." I was frightened and asked: "What are you doing?" And he fell down. After a while he sat up again: "It's as sweet as honey..."

When I was a freshman, I shared a dormitory with my monitor. About one o'clock, I heard him shout: "What are you doing?! Sit down!" I was almost asleep at that time, but when he frightened me, I woke up again, and it took me a long time to fall asleep. The next day, everyone said they were woken up by him, and the monitor was very embarrassed to say...