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Using Yan characters in the game can enrich the chat content and increase the fun.

Command format of emoticon animation: # number

Action expression format:

The /command action object is everyone.

/command (space) u (or you) action object is the current private chat object.

/command (space) I (or me) the action object is myself (English letters are case-insensitive)

For example, typing ":/:( i" means that you only feel a pain in your heart.

Chinese command/slogan 1

English commands/slogans

The unrepresented object $ TERM raised his right fist and gnashed his teeth and shouted, "Down with everything!"

The target is another man, $ TERM, raising his right fist and gnashing his teeth, shouting, "Down with $ TERM!"

The object raised his right fist and gnashed his teeth and shouted, "Down with $ TERM!"

Chinese command/slogan 2

English command/Slovak 1

$ TERM, the unrepresented object, shouted: "We love a Chinese odyssey, long live a Chinese odyssey!"

The target is another man, $ TERM, waving his arm and shouting, "We love $ TERM, long live $ TERM!"

The object shouted $N for himself: "We love $N, long live $N!"

Chinese command/slogan 3

English Command/Slovak 2

The unrepresented object $ TERM stood up and shouted, "Serve the people!"

Object for others $N stood up and shouted to $N, "Serve the people!" "

The object stood up for himself and shouted, "Help yourself!" "

Chinese command/lightning

English command/smash

$ TERM, an unrepresentative object, put on his sword and recited the great curse of Monty. Suddenly, ghosts and wolves wailed in the surrounding wilderness, and there were faces in the sky: "You all die for me!" "

The object is someone else. $ TERM shouted in the air with his hands: "Go to hell!" A flash of lightning in the sky turned $ TERM into a pile of ashes.

Objects raise their hands for themselves $N, muttering something. Suddenly, the sky and space are covered with dark clouds, thunder and lightning, and the rain is pouring down!

China's orders/smells.

British orders/smells

The unrepresented object $ TERM frowned as if he smelled something burning.

The object was another person, $ TERM. He raised his face, stretched his nose, sniffed the air several times and praised $ TERM loudly: "It smells good!"

The object sticks its finger into the ankle seam for itself, then slowly pulls it out and sniffs it intoxicatingly.

Chinese command/smile 2

English command/smile

The unrepresented object $ TERM smiled, but others didn' t see it clearly, thinking that $ TERM was smiling.

$ TERM grinned at others, and $ TERM thought $ TERM was joking with him.

The object thought of his first lover for himself.

Chinese command/sorry

English command/sorry

The unrepresented object $N apologized to all the people present.

The object is someone else' s $ TERM crying for $ TERM' s forgiveness.

I am ashamed to think of all kinds of outrageous things I have done for my partner $ TERM.

Chinese command/soup

British order/soup

$ TERM lowered his head and drank a bowl of broth. His nose reached into the bowl and touched the meat in the soup.

The object is someone else $ TERM wearing $ TERM' s sword, counting the money in $ TERM' s wallet, and drinking a bowl of soup with a few pieces of white fat floating on it.

For himself, $ TERM put his tongue into an empty soup bowl and licked it, then closed his eyes and smacked his lips, as if he was still aftertaste.

China commands/stares

English command/gaze

The unreduced object $ TERM was panting and his eyes were red.

The object is someone else. $ TERM stared at $ TERM viciously: "I see where you are going this time."

The object is $ TERM himself, saying, "What are you staring at? When the sky falls, a great man will support you and hinder you. "

Chinese command/story telling

English commands/stories

The unexpressed object $N asked, "Who can tell a story?"

The object is someone else. $ TERM wants to hear $ TERM tell a story.

The object cleared his throat for himself $N: "Don' t make so much noise! Don't make noise! Everyone came to listen to my story. "

China ordered/tasted.

British orders/tastes

$ TERM stuck his tongue into his mouth and licked it. He praised it loudly: "It' s delicious! "

The object is someone else. $ TERM looked $ TERM up and down and swallowed.

The object is to eat $ NUMBER of your toes for yourself, which seems endless.

China's orders/scolding

English commands/taunts

The unrepresented object $ TERM smiled and said, "You little bastards, there is nothing you can do!" "

The object is someone else. $ TERM smiled at $ TERM: "You bastard, you miss me!"

The object is yourself. $ TERM smiled: "I' m such a little bastard! "

Chinese command/thank you 2

English command/thank you 2

Unrepresentable object $N thanks to all the people present.

The object is someone else. $ TERM expressed his heartfelt thanks to $ TERM.

This object says to itself $N, "You' re welcome, you' re welcome!"

Chinese command/praise 2

English command/thumb

The unrepresented object $N raises his right thumb.

The object is someone else. $ TERM gives $ TERM a thumbs-up sign. Well done.

The object was moved to tears by his dollar.

China headquarters/itinerary

English command/itinerary

The unrepresented object $ TERM stepped on his right foot with his left foot, which made him trip.

For another man, $ TERM quietly put his foot in front of $ TERM, and bang, $ TERM fell down.

This object is that $ TERM' s right foot stepped on $ TERM' s left foot, which made him trip.

Chinese command/bosom friend 1

English command/u&; I

The unrepresented object $ TERM whispered, "You are the only one in my heart!"

The object is someone else. $ TERM gently held $ TERM' s hand, stared into $ TERM' s eyes and said with infinite affection, "My love for you is like missing the bright moon, and I will always love you."

The object is $ TERM alone in the independent wind, muttering: "You are all to me, you are all to me."

Chinese command/ugly 1

English command /ugli 1

Without a representative object, $ TERM Yan Zheng said, "What does it matter if a person is a gentleman, first of all, personality and heart, second, talent and career, and third, learning martial arts?"

The object is someone else. $ TERM looked at $ TERM and said seriously, "You are very creative and courageous, but it is your fault to scare people." "

The object is $ TERM, who laughs to himself: "What an ignorant guy, can I be so ugly?" You haven't seen me take off the low gear. "

China conducted/visited.

English command/access

Non-representative $N voiced: "Worship mountains, water and piers. When we arrive at the treasure land at the beginning of next month, please take care of us! "

For others, $ TERM said to $ TERM, "I am a stranger at the dock, so please take care of everything!" "

The object answered $ TERM himself: "Where, where, how dare you?" Tell me anything! "

Chinese command/We will see 1

English command /wait 1

$ TERM, the unrepresented object, looked angry and said, "This matter is not so easy to solve. You all wait and see!"

The object is someone else. $ TERM said to $ TERM, "Your martial arts are great. You fell down in the next pole. Come back in ten years! "

The object is $ TERM himself, smiling all over, and slowly and gently saying, "Yes! This can't be like this, the good play is still behind! "

Chinese command/welcome

English command/welcome

The unrepresented object, $ TERM, held up the banner in his left hand and picked up the megaphone in his right hand, sobbing, "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!" "

The object is another person, $ TERM, holding a banner in his left hand and a megaphone in his right hand, crying at $ TERM: "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!" "

The object is $ NUMBER of himself, making fists with both hands, kowtowing everywhere and laughing: "Thank you for your support. Please let me know if you need anything. "

Chinese command/We will see 2

English command/wait 2

$ TERM, the unrepresented object, looked angry and said, "This matter is not so easy to solve. You all wait and see!"

The object is another person. $ TERM said to $ TERM with his fist, "This little girl is very good at martial arts. I prostrated myself on the next pillar. Come back for another lesson in ten years! "

The object is $ TERM himself, smiling all over, and slowly and gently saying, "Yes! This can't be like this, the good play is still behind! "

Chinese command/walk

English command/walk

The unrepresented object $ TERM walked around with his hands behind his back, as if thinking something bad.

The object is someone else. $ TERM looked at $ TERM walking around, shook his head, sighed and shook his head again.

The object walked around with his hands behind his back, as if thinking of some bad idea.

China Commander/Female

British commander/woman

Non-representative object $ TERM frowned and sang: "This woman is not ~ ah ~ ah ~, not often looking for ~ ~!" "

The object is someone else. $ TERM frowned, looked at $ TERM and sang, "This woman is so ~ ah ~ ah ~, she doesn' t often look for ~ ~! "

Object $N thought: "As a woman, what' s unusual about me?" "

Chinese command/giggle

English Conductor/Xixi

The unidentified object $N giggled a few times.

The object is someone else. $N smiled at $n "hee hee hee" several times.

Object $N smirked for himself and didn' t know what stupid thing he was thinking.

Chinese command/yawn

English command/yawn

The unreduced object $ TERM was so sleepy that he couldn' t open his eyes and yawned in a daze.

For others, $ TERM yawned in $ TERM, which made her sleepy

The object yawned sleepily for himself, but still refused to leave the quagmire.

Chinese command/sleep

English command /zzz

The unrepresented object $ TERM fell asleep and snored loudly.

For another person, $ TERM fell asleep beside $ TERM, snoring loudly.

The object is $ TERM himself, laughing happily in his sleep and drooling all over the pillow.

Chinese conductor/kiwi fruit

English command /mihou

The unrepresented object $ TERM smiled: "Wang Da, Fa Da, is not as big as my fist, and the kiwifruit behind the mountain is mine. Raise your hand if you are dissatisfied! "

For another person, $ TERM shouted at $ TERM, "Are you laughing at my unfortunate birth and bad fate?" Well, if anything happens to me in the future, I'll have a headache, a fever, backache, sneezing and coughing, and you can ask alone. "

The object is yourself. $ TERM said to himself, "Kiwi can only be eaten if its face is dark and thick." At the critical moment, how can you make concessions! "

Chinese command/begging

English command /beg

The unrepresented object, $ TERM, knelt on the ground unkempt and kowtowed to everyone like garlic, saying, "Dear uncles and aunts, give me two pence to drink!" "

For another person, $ TERM hugged $ TERM' s leg, and said with a runny nose and tears, "Please do me a favor and save me, a poor little bastard!"

The object is his $ NUMBER unkempt face, with a scruffy nose, kneeling on the ground, patting his chest with half a brick in his hand and shouting "Come on, old lady ~ ~"

China Conductor/Ginseng Fruit

English conductor /rsg

The unidentified object $N threw several ginseng fruits into the garbage.

For another person, $ TERM secretly handed $ TERM a ginseng fruit and said quietly, "Come on, try it!" " "

Object $ TERM picked up the ginseng fruit for himself, stuffed it into his mouth and shouted, "Delicious! Delicious! "

Chinese food/dinner

English command/dinner

The unrepresented object, $ TERM, took out a membership card of the Writers' Association and said, "Did you invite writers to dinner?" I didn't eat much, two bowls of braised pork and a bag of wine were together! "

The object is someone else. $ TERM patted $ TERM on the shoulder and shouted excitedly, "Come over for dinner tonight!" I will cook for you myself and cook two of my best dishes-fried rice with eggs and fried rice with eggs! "

Object $N shook his head for himself and sighed, "Alas! People are not old! All the hooligans in the world have become writers. Is this meal worth it? "

China Conductor/Summer Broadcasting

British headquarters/villa

No representative object $N said seriously: "If you don' t eat, go home and eat!" "

The object is someone else. $N laughed at $ n "Hey, did you eat? Where are you? "

The object is $ TERM' s impatient face. He likes to ignore it and say, "I didn' t eat it! " " .

Chinese command/verbosity

British Command/Solo

The unrepresented object $ TERM shouted, "Hey, hey, hey! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! "

The object is someone else. $ TERM shouted loudly, "$ TERM, you are so naughty." Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit the child? " Even if the children can't reach those flowers and plants, it's wrong! "

Object $N said to himself, "Actually, I' m not wordy. "

Chinese Command/Love 3

English command /love3

The unrepresented object $ TERM said angrily, "We used to call them Britney Spears when we watched the moon with others. Now that the newcomer is better than the old one, it is called Mrs. Niu. "

The object is another person, $ TERM. He put his hand around $ TERM' s neck and shouted into $ TERM' s ear, "Do you love me or not?"

Object $N said to himself painfully, "Even if I am disfigured for love, it is still ... value ..."

Chinese Command/Moonlight Box

British Command/Yue Guang

The unreduced object $ TERM shouted, "Pan Ruo Bo Mi". After the swish, I saw myself playing with mud and wearing open-backed pants.

For another person, $ TERM shouted at $ TERM: "If the plate is dense," and the light flashed, $ TERM was sent to Jurassic Park, which was 10 million years ago, to feed dinosaurs.

The object shouted $N "Pan Ruo Bo Mi" for himself, but nothing happened, except that the Moonlight Box was borrowed.

China Command/Despair

British Command/Pingming

The unrepresented object $ TERM stared at the front with fierce eyes and shouted, "I am a woman!" " Seriously, I'll fight with you ~ ~ ~ "

The object is someone else. $ TERM shouted at $ TERM, "I am a woman! Seriously, I'll fight with you ~ ~ ~ "

The object is $ NUMBER sweet words for himself, whispering: "I am a woman!" " Really, I hate you ~ ~ "

Chinese command/insomnia

English command/asbestos

The unreduced object $ TERM looked up at the bright moon in the sky and sighed, "Who can accompany me through this sleepless night?"

The object is someone else. $ TERM looked at $ TERM affectionately and said, "It' s been a long night, and I don' t want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn' t sleep, so you can' t sleep with $ TERM! "

The object is yourself. Looking up at the bright moon in the sky, I sighed: It's a long night, and I don't want to sleep.

China Command/Seven Injuries Boxing

British Command/Shang Qi

$ TERM, an agent-free object, said angrily, "Who said I was injured seven times and became cross-eyed?" I just focused on one thing to change my previous view of things. Why? I can't make a rumor, want to grab a seat? "

The object is someone else. $ TERM said to $ TERM in horror, "I heard that I was hit by seven wounds." First it became cross-eyed, then the voice got out of control and everything was out of tune. Finally, my heart exploded. Are you cross-eyed? "

The object searched around for his $ TERM, and suddenly found a unlucky ghost who was beaten with seven wounds.

China Command/Pig

English command /pig 1

Non-representative $ TERM shouted: "The carved Poria Poria Poria pig raised by the secret recipe of the trumpet is a big supplement!" Come and try it! "

The object was another man, $ TERM, who tied $ TERM' s hands and feet and happily thought, "I' m sure I can get a good price." "

This object climbed onto the chopping block for itself and shouted at the top of its lungs, "Come on,/kloc-I will be a good pig in 0/8 years. "

Chinese command/surround

British Command/Wei Bao

Unreachable object $N: "Do I really have no way out?" Loud ... Loud ... Loud ... "

The object is someone else. $ TERM raised his horn and shouted at $ TERM, "Dear pigeon, you are surrounded!" "

The object is myself. $ TERM looked at the little pigeons flying in the sky, and a series of associations came to my mind ...

Chinese command/death

British Command/Zhao Si

The unrepresented object $ TERM shouted: "Hello, hello, fellow villagers, brothers and sisters!" Now that I have achieved great success, I am not what I used to be. Anyone who dares to provoke me is two words-'death!' "

The object is someone else, $ TERM said disdainfully; "$ TERM, you kung fu triangle cat, so outspoken. Be careful that as soon as I hit you, I will beat your ass. If you run away, the end will be bad. "

The object is his own $ TERM, and he desperately asks himself; "If I want to throw myself on the ground as a three-legged cat with my kung fu now, will it be ugly?"

Chinese command/shameless 1

English instruction /wuch

$ TERM proudly said, "My skin is very thick." You want to learn from me, but you still refuse to teach! "

The object is someone else. $ TERM said to $ TERM, "Adults don' t blush, but their hearts don' t beat. This is a great skill! I wonder if I can learn your skills under such conditions? "

$ TERM is very proud of his shamelessness and keeps showing it off to everyone.

Chinese command/pig eight quit

English command/bajie

The unrepresented object $ TERM looks at Pig Bajie and feels deja vu ...

The object is someone else. $ TERM yelled at Pig Bajie: "Smelly thief, he looks so much like $ TERM, I mistook him for someone else!"

The object is yourself. $ TERM said to himself in the mirror, "I am more handsome than Bajie."

Chinese command/recitation

English command /langsong

The unrepresentative object $ TERM is full of pious and mysterious muttering: "In the dark night, I saw some crows flying ..."

The object is someone else. $N pats $n' s little hand and says, "Who' s sick? You are sick ... "

The goal is for $ TERM to applaud himself and recite softly: "The sea is like a bowl of blue spinach soup ..."

Chinese command/romance

English conductor/Longman

$ TERM, the unrepresented object, said to everyone, "Actually, I am still very romantic, except that I like to say something disappointing."

The object is someone else. $ TERM shouted to $ TERM: "Give you some sunshine, and you will become brilliant;" Give you some light rain and you will become romantic. "

The object looked down at his $ TERM and said sadly, "am I really not as romantic as she said?"

China's orders/fears

English command /pa

The unrepresented object $ TERM snorted and said loudly, "Who' s afraid of who!" ! "

The object is someone else. $ TERM pointed at $ TERM' s nose and said, "You chased me for three days and nights, but I didn' t kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you! "

The object is yourself. $ TERM put his hand gently on his chest and whispered, "I' m so scared ..."

Chinese Command/Ugliness 2

English command /ugly2

The unrepresented object $ TERM said with a smile, "Although I am handsome and ugly, I am full of heroism and can be called ugly."

For others, $ TERM clapped his hands at $ TERM and sang, "Humpty Dumpty, roll the ball, kick it, and then slip away;" Kick two feet ... help ~ ~ ~ $ TERM wants to kill someone! "

The object is yourself. $N is over three feet high, four feet wide and five feet thick. His eyes are like mung beans, his mouth is like a blood basin, and he is heroic.

China's orders/recklessness

English command/flip

$ TERM, the unrepresented object, earnestly advised: "We are all people who have weathered the storm, so don' t accidentally capsize in the gutter!" "

The object is someone else. $ TERM stood at the bow with a bright steel knife in his hand and said to $ TERM, "Do you want to eat Daoxiao Noodles or wonton? Say it quickly! "

This object crawled out from a place where the water was $N wet. He said to himself, "This big river must be at least three meters wide and one meter deep, and it doesn' t stink-I finally didn' t capsize in the sewer."

China orders/complaints

English command /jjww

The unrepresented object $ TERM pleaded, "Dear bosses, I really hate flies, so please give me a break."

The object is someone else. $ TERM pointed to $ TERM and said, "Did you see that? This guy does nothing but say his mother-in-law, buzzing like a fly all day ... Help ... "

To me, $ TERM is always there, chattering like a fly.

Chinese command/love you

English command /loveu

The unrepresented object, $ TERM, is holding this English Day Pass in his hand, and he says to everyone seriously and confidently, "Love ~ ~ Tiger ~ ~ Oil!"

The object is another person, $ TERM, holding an English one-day pass in his hand, and affectionately saying to $ TERM, "Love ~ ~ tiger ~ ~ oil!"

The goal is that $ TERM holds a one-day English pass for himself and repeats it over and over again: "Play tricks." . . . Three balls. . . . Love tiger oil! "

China Command/China New Year

English conductor/year of the country

An unrepresented object, $ TERM, is running in Chang' an, kicking his feet and singing "Happy and Beautiful Spring Festival". Everyone comes out to set off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year. "

For another person, $ TERM rushed to $ TERM with a big smile on his face, took $ TERM' s hand and said excitedly: It' s the New Year, let me come to pk once! ! "

The object is $ TERM himself, with a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right, who is rushing home for the New Year! !

Chinese command/only you

English command/only for you

The unrepresented object $ TERM sang affectionately: "Knock, knock, knock ~ It' s you ~!" Only you can protect me from crabs and mussels! Your greatest skill is only you ~! O ~ O ~! "

The object was someone else. $ TERM knocked $ TERM down with one punch and said, "Oh, your mother!" Is that all you got to say You still want O ~ O ~! O ~ O ~! I can't stand completely ignoring others, and then I will stab you to death! "

For myself, $ TERM thinks he is more annoying than Tang Priest, so he can' t help slapping himself!

Chinese conductor/watermelon

English headquarters/watermelon

The unrepresented object $ TERM clapped his chest and shouted to everyone, "Summer is coming. If any of you want to eat watermelon, just tell me! "

The object is someone else. $ TERM sang softly, "The river is rushing, so I used $ TERM to steal watermelons!"

The object is yourself. $ TERM looked at the sisters present with malicious intent and said to himself, "Are you kidding me to steal watermelons?"

Chinese command /pk 1

English command /pk 1

Non-representative $ TERM touched Goo Goo' s belly with his hand and said to himself, "It' s a beautiful day today. Let' s have another Ten Days in Yangzhou!" Unconsciously, the saliva flowed out.

The object is someone else. $ TERM said in awe, "I have killed 23 1 person in my life." Although I am greedy for food and drink, I have never killed a bad person in my life. " $ TERM, you are the 232 nd person! "

The object washed his neck $N for itself and stretched it very long. He smiled and said, "It's easy to cut here, so let's cut here."

China Command /pk2

English command /pk2

The unrepresented object $N shouted to everyone in a charming voice: "pk, pk".

The object is someone else. $ TERM looked at $ TERM coldly and said, "I will kill you even if I chase you to the ends of the earth."

The object is oneself $N whistling: "pk doesn' t matter, as long as the doctrine is true, you will K me today and K me tomorrow." "

China conductor/beriberi

English command/teaching

No representative $ TERM said, "Comrades, who do you think has the worst athlete' s foot?"

For others, $ TERM said loudly, "The most powerful spirit in Jianghu is Ye Gucheng' s firm but gentle spirit. The biggest smoker is $ TERM' s beriberi. "

The object skipped to the inn for his $N, calmly took off his shoes, and released unprecedented beriberi, only to see all the people hide their faces and flee.

Chinese conductor/peach blossom

English conductor/peach blossom

The unrepresented object $ TERM shouted, "Who wants to be defeated by me today?"

For another person, $ TERM said viciously to $ TERM, "If I don' t hit you with peach blossoms, you won' t know why the flowers are red!"

For myself, $N: "Guys, leave me alone, I really don' t want to be a peach blossom face. "

Chinese conductor/tucao

British command/vomiting

The unrepresented object $ TERM spat and said, "I' m used to spitting everywhere. "

The object is someone else. $ TERM looked at $ TERM' s face, spat and said to $ TERM, "Hey, if you give me some time, I' ll get used to it. "

The object vomited for a while and felt much better.