The funniest cold joke in the world

A long time ago, there was a stray dog, looking for food to sustain his life in the street. He walked through countless cities and streets. Finally, he came to a desert. He wants to cross the desert, so he walks and walks ... tired and thirsty. Finally, he lay down and said, "Why am I as tired as a dog?"

When Xiaoming came home, the dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him. In a rage, he picked up bamboo and tried to hit him. The owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating his dog and said unhappily, you have to look after the owner when you beat the dog. Haven't you heard of it? At this moment, Xiao Ming said: Good! I will beat your dog while watching you.

Xiaoming just entered primary school. After his first monthly exam, his mother was very nervous about his grades. ...

Mother: "Xiao Ming, how did you do in this exam?"

Xiao Ming: "Alas! Those are the extent to which children are cheated! "

Mother listened to a burst of secretly pleased, must be good in the exam will say so, and then ask ...

Mom: "Did you do well in the exam?"

Xiao Ming: "Because I was a child, I was cheated ~"