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Su Lan's lines
Zhou: Give me a few minutes and we'll talk it over, okay?
Sue: We talked about everything! The rest is my own business!
When am I in a good mood? When can we talk again?
Why are you following me? I tell you, if you follow me again, I'll call someone! Help! Somebody please. Someone is playing hooligans!
What are you doing? We know each other! What are you doing? What are you doing? You! This is my friend, we know each other! first episode
Yang asked Su Lan if she wanted a blind date:
Sister in law, come back.
Did you specifically discuss with our mother!
As soon as she said blind date, you arranged it!
You two are really!
That doesn't suit me yet, forget it! No!
Sister-in-law, I'm not looking down on people!
You know me, I'm afraid of embarrassment!
Tell me, can I not go!
Su Lan and Zhang Xu are dating in the same teahouse.
I can't stay.
Let's go
What do you do?
It doesn't matter how much money you earn.
In fact, what women want is not money at all.
It's care and respect.
Can you go home to have dinner with me every day?
That's enough. Money is not important to me.
But a man is incompetent if he can't even come back to have dinner with a woman every day!
Selfish people don't deserve to talk about the word love!
Zhang Lin, are you free this afternoon? Let's register for marriage!
I mean, get married!
Quarrel with Zhang Xu
Are you satisfied?
So, you try your best to insult me!
I'm his ex-girlfriend. We talked for seven years, three years apart!
Because there is no one in your heart, only yourself!
Seeing that Leofoo was beaten by Zhang Xu, he pretended to care.
Xu Zhang
What are you doing?
What a mess!
Dude, don't go.
Go to the hospital.
No, you have to go to the hospital.
I tell you, Zhang Xu, he is no longer a good man, at least he can help others when they are in trouble!
Unlike you, selfish! I have never considered other people's feelings in my life.
Brother, let's go! Let's go!
You misunderstood! I don't know him!
How do you think you can talk?
Who said that was me!
Big brother, big brother! Excuse me!
What's the matter with you?
Let me see, come on!
Hey, what's the rush? Go back at once
Dude, what are you doing?
Show me!
That's good. I do have something, okay?
Brother, then take this 10 thousand first!
Here you are!
Well, you don't need money! But! This is my business card. You can call me anytime!
Then I'll go first and I won't accompany you!
Mom, why are you here?
Didn't see anything!
Look at some clothing data, samples and so on!
Mom, what are you talking about?
I don't have
Mom, this is my own business.
Mom, that's enough!
Get away from me!
Can't you see I'm busy at work now!
I don't want a boyfriend at all!
And I'm thirty-five this year!
I am a gangster and the boss who manages dozens of people.
I'm not an ignorant child in your eyes!
I was with Zhang Xu, if you hadn't stopped me! Can you do it to the point where it can't end!
Now you come and say, introduce me to a boyfriend! What do you want?
What I said is wrong! I can't forget Zhang Xu, what's the matter!
Mom, can you forget dad? Sister-in-law, can you forget my brother!
I tell you, from today on, I will never go on blind dates again!
I want to live my own life.
the second group
Why don't you wear work clothes? No need to explain. Check out and leave now!
I'm the boss of this family, and I still have your clothes!
Come to my office!
Su Lan was drunk, so Meng Ying asked Pockmarked to pick him up. Later, Asako didn't have time, so Leofoo sent Su Lan home.
hello
Don't go, come here! I have something to tell you. Come here!
I just want to talk to someone! What happened to me!
I just want this man to talk to me. What happened?
I threw up. Why? Big deal I accompany you! Accompany two!
This is not my home, I want to go home! If I don't go home, they will force me to have a blind date!
I'm not going back! I don't like going home!
Hey! Do you care who I am?
He's running around the house naked now!
He's coming, you call me!
Drink with me!
Drink this bottle of wine with me and I'll let you go!
Have a drink with me and chat with me. What happened?
I told you something this year, which I have never mentioned to anyone!
I once had a boyfriend for seven years. I went on a business trip for two weeks. When I opened the door, he and a woman were lying in my bed! He told me he was just drunk!
Rest in my bed and say nothing happened between them!
Brother, if it were you, would you believe it?
Leofoo is often slandered by Su Lan!
what happened to you
Why!
What's wrong!
Ah!
I said big brother! I just don't understand how you got this disease!
You can't tell whether you will be old that day.
Then why do you want to marry a wife?
You married another daughter-in-law, and then you owed a lot of money for business?
Your daughter-in-law has no job, how can she pay it back! In case there is another child. What did you say?/Sorry? How can you keep them alive? Go ahead!
People! It doesn't matter if you have no money, but you can't be heartless!
For myself, I don't consider each other's feelings at all!
I feel sick for your wife!
Guess what? Yeah. I told you, don't hurt others!
Be a good person!
(After waking up in the morning)
Sister Zhang
Get up, it's you!
I asked you where this is!
Who drinks so much wine? We drank it.
Help me put it there! That's my skirt.
I ask you, where is this!
How did I get here!
Did you use me?
You're not like this. You're naked!
You're naked. What are you doing in my bed?
You're not telling the truth, are you?
I'm calling the police now!
Where is the telephone?
Even if what you say is true But why didn't you go then!
Are you telling the truth or not?
Who saw it when we came!
What happened between us! Let's call it a day!
Don't make any noise, and I won't make any noise!
Let's pretend that this never happened, shall we? Let's just pretend this never happened!
After going out, you have your sunny path, and I cross my wooden bridge. We don't know anyone!
Remember what I told you! Did you hear that?
I don't care if you believe it or not, just remember.
Get dressed!
(bluffing: trying to cover up the facts)
What are you doing? You! Don't touch me.
I told you! From now on, we don't know anyone! Stay away from me.
Come on! Come on!
Take it, I'll tell you! From now on! We owe nobody!
Episode 3
hello
As far as our relationship is concerned, who and who!
Don't worry! I see, thank you!
Hello, my friend made a reservation!
What happened? You're still late for inviting me!
Pretend to be poor and innocent.
1. Doctor, my mother has breast cancer!
How did she get this disease!
3. Go out with my mother later!
4. All the indicators have come down!
Before that, I was busy working every day!
6. My face turned white.
7. I feel much better now and eat well! Sleep well!
8. You say these things as if you have them!
9. I didn't! Take it back and take advantage of my nanny! I won't do it!
10. Liu Fu, have you eaten? That's it. Stop it!
1 1. Come on, I'll take you to eat.
12. That won't work!
13. Say it again. I thought I gave you the meal!
14. You are so rare!
15 if someone said this in advance! It must be schadenfreude! Feel how awesome you are and how accurate you are at it! But I can't see anything in you!
16. I will give you a job!
17. I thought about it and decided to decorate my shop for you!
18. You shouldn't think so.
19. Just say yes or no!
20.
Episode 15
42. I said why you are so happy today!
43. I told Chun Yan about you this morning!
Say hello!
45. What can I say about you?
46. Do you like Chun Yan?
47. Don't keep it from me, I can't see anything!
Just tell the truth!
49. That's right! Then why don't you marry her!
50. She told me everything!
5 1. She told me that she was divorced!
52. Do you know those old people?
53. I knew you as soon as I guessed!
54. You are from the same town! He doesn't want a good girl like Chun Yan!
55. I have asked Chun Yan several times! I said, why did you divorce? I won't tell me! I think that man must have abused her! She's embarrassed to say!
56. You men know how to protect each other!
57. He is definitely not a good man! He doesn't want a good man like Chun Yan!
58. Look! He is not a good thing! Say it! I thought you knew each other!
Episode 16
Stop fighting, there are so many of us waiting for them!
Love will come or not! Come on, let's go in!
Manager Yu, pay attention to your image!
Jingjing, Liu Qian, the children's food will be served soon! You too!
Episode 19
Attitude towards Leofoo:
Yo, you carved this!
That's interesting. It's really beautiful.
Thank you.
Attitude towards Zhang Xu:
Really good, really interesting!
What are you doing? You're crazy! You!
What happened to you!
What's going on
You are sick!
I already have a boyfriend, but I care!
Meng Ying, where's Meng Ying?
Have you considered her feelings?
Zhang Xu, don't be childish!
This is not a house! Think about it. Ok, if you want to break up!
I tell you, we can't!
Let's go
What do you want me to do to him!
Then I should go with him, right?
That is, whatever!
What are you doing?
You made a mess!
Zhang Xu, do you want to give some face? Don't!
How dare you make excuses for yourself!
Why do you drink Meng Ying like that!
Zhang Xu, let me ask you, do you love Meng Ying?
If you love her, apologize to her now!
If you don't love! All right! I'll tell her! You two are turning yellow!
Don't talk to me here! I'm not here to make fun of you today!
Zhang Xu, are you sick? Okay? You are still eating grass! This is your attitude, right? Ok, I'll tell Meng Ying now! You two are turning yellow!
I like whoever I like!
Who do you love? Who do you love?
What does it have to do with you!
Then you have many reasons. You can lie!
Let me ask you, who was the woman with you just now?
Get out of here! You are sick! Fuck off! Get out!
Episode 22
63. There is nothing to explain
64. If I hadn't found out in time, my shop would have lost everything!
65. What else do you explain, not who you are!
66. Jingjing, I hate you!
67. I'm afraid you won't, and I'm afraid you'll make trouble!
68. I still don't think I did anything wrong!
69. If I had known that! I shouldn't have left you in the shop in the first place! It has been so long!
70. What's wrong with Manager Yu? You still want to speak ill of others behind their backs! Jingjing, I tell you! I've heard a lot about you! But Yudong is putting in a good word for you! How are you now! On the contrary, speak ill of others! Jingjing, I tell you! Society is not your classroom! You did something wrong. I'll tell you slowly! Shopping malls are like battlefields! You won! Everything is yours! You lost, there's nothing to say! I always thought you didn't understand. I can teach you slowly! However, I now I found it! That's not the reason at all! There is something wrong with your character! People are good-looking and can't be eaten!
In front of Leofoo:
Go! What the hell were you thinking?
Stop pretending with me!
You are in the hospital now!
Chun Yan didn't even go to work with you!
Don't tell me, you can't tell!
What the hell were you thinking?
It's all because of you that we are like this!
If you want to be with Chun Yan for the second time! You should have told me! I quit!
Ok, I'll tell you! Chun Yan has a boyfriend now! She leads a happy life.
If you continue to pester her, you will only bring her harm, not only to her, but also to me!
In front of Wang Chunyan:
Sue: Yaner, I want to talk to you! Let's not hide anything!
Tell me the truth, what the hell are you thinking!
I know!
But now you have a boyfriend! You know my relationship with Leofoo! Do you understand what I said? You're right, if Leofoo still has you in his heart! I can make room for you!
Episode 36
After studying in America for one year,
Master, please speak louder!
What, do you know him?
I really don't know this!
Why ah!
Then he doesn't make money!
Then he won't be the big boss now!
Su Lan pretends to be pitiful in front of Leofoo, taking risks! Because Leofoo is a kind and honest person with a soft heart, she has been using Leofoo to sympathize with her:
what happened to you
What did the doctor say!
Why is this happening?
I know, I heard all about it!
You did a great job!
You are an indomitable spirit!
We are all proud of you!
Stop talking and have a rest!
It's all my fault. When I am too headstrong, I am too ignorant!
I knew this would happen! I shouldn't have left!
Why should I wait for the world for a year?
I know. Of course I want to marry you?
I swear, I will never leave you again!
I am talking in my sleep!
what the hell are you doing?
Ask him!
What do you mean almost?
You didn't even see him like that!
How sad I am!
He acted like one!
What a surprise!
Sister-in-law, how can you help him lie?
Anyway, none of you spoke for me!
I think you abandoned me after going to America for a year!
The man who delayed him for a year! I'm trying to figure out what happened!
Didn't think clearly!
I want to sleep now! I'm still jet lagged!
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