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Joke Daquan: 100 yuan to raise the best pig in the country _ laugh till your stomach hurts _ laugh and tease your girlfriend.
There is a professional pig farmer whose pigs are the best in the country. So a delegation came to inspect and asked him what he gave the pig to make it grow so well. He replied cheerfully: just get them some big meals or something, nothing. However, the people in the delegation said: We are from the Food Protection Foundation, and you will be fined 100 yuan for wasting food like this. Male ... The next day, another delegation came to inspect and asked him what he had given the pig, which made it grow so well. In view of the last lesson, he said: Hehe, nothing, just some inedible chaff, hehe. However, the people in the delegation added: We are from the Animal Protection Association. You cruelty to animals, fine 100 yuan. Male ... On the third day, another delegation came and asked him what he had given the pig. As he said, he was fed up. He shouted, I'll give them 100 yuan and they can eat whatever they want. investigation group ...
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