Talk about mosquito space

About the space of mosquitoes, 1, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !

2. I am on duty, fighting flies and mosquitoes every day.

3, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.

4. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and let them die.

5. Apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

6, drunk as mud, mosquitoes bite you without pain, will also be drunk to death.

7. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Here's an inch. You want a yard.

8. Have a long talk with mosquitoes, be sensible and emotional, and influence them to become vegetarians.

9. The mosquito bag on your body can be connected into a magic circle.

10, bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

1 1, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

12, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing people!

13, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~

14, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

15, this is the trophy mosquito harvested from washing powder and soapy water in these two months. I was not bitten by acne at home this summer!

16, was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma bear, buy a bottle of toilet water just in case.

17, I'm going to wear a pair of special heel shoes to run wild today. Don't ask me why I asked that bastard mosquito who bit my heel bag.

18, it's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

19, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night, and I got a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

20, a stormy night, the major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.

2 1, mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!

22. After using three milliliters of jark, the mosquito bites are getting better and better. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet

Time flies. When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

24. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to kill it, but to take a photo. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

25. I am a tall man, with a height of 1.6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.

26. The raging mosquito kissed me all night and looked at the red and convex hickey in the mirror. I could only look at your body affectionately and ask with bitterness: Are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?

27. I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

28. I went to the basement of my new home and was bitten by a lot of bags. After feeling down, I was surrounded by hundreds of mosquitoes and couldn't catch up. I'm really afraid that people will want 50 bucks and get drunk. How to break the mosquito constitution!

29. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

30. My wife touched her forehead and said that there were so many bags on her forehead. I don't know if it's a mosquito bag or a zit. Master, have you heard the word black big? It must be a zit. It's not the black university, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!

3 1, I'm just saying, I can't cook at all, they are all cute. So make all kinds of sentences. I went to the roadside to steal soil and was bitten by mosquitoes. When I came home, I found a little loach in the soil. I thought loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning. It's perfect.

32. Since long summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes. I advised mosquitoes to touch all the rain and dew. If mosquitoes don't listen, they will spoil me. Right? They stared at me with big bags last night and didn't sleep well. This body is very tired.

33. I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washed outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

I pass by my grave every week, and my name is engraved on the tombstone. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Qian. I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down the flowers and lit a cigarette. I never smoked before, but now I'm addicted to cigarettes. Money, let's go. Colleagues said. I nodded. For three years, the deepest love made me look like him.

Funny about mosquitoes, funny about being bitten by mosquitoes

Tell me something interesting about mosquitoes.

1, Orson, beginning of autumn, 5km, crowded, hot, bitten by mosquitoes.

2. The mouth was kissed by mosquitoes, and Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste was swollen.

3. Recently, endocrine disorders, extremely bad mood, abnormal personality. I woke up at three o'clock last night, and then I began to hammer the bed ~ chop the bed ~ dig the bed, fantasizing about brutally catching mosquitoes overhead and then killing them abnormally, and then I began to dig the bed ~ chop the bed ~ hammer the bed.

4, there is running water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing me!

I fucking slept in the duty room and was bitten by a mosquito.

6. I didn't see anyone selling galangal in Shenzhen! ! Mom sent two pounds at once, and as a result,

I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.

7. Time flies. When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

8. I went to the basement of my new home and was bitten by more than 20 bags all over my body. After feeling down, I was surrounded by hundreds of mosquitoes and couldn't catch up. I'm really afraid that people will want 50 bucks and get drunk. How to break the mosquito constitution!

9. I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washed outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This superficial, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

10, I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

1 1, the rampant mosquito kissed me 5+ times a night. Looking at the red and protruding hickey in the mirror, I can only look at your body affectionately and ask bitterly: Are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?

12, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I made a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

13, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

14, 9 ml plus 10 g, used for three days, mosquitoes bite more and more happily. Is it a little seasoning for you? Want to be quiet

15, I just sat here in gay friends and was bitten by mosquitoes in eleven places (can you understand the feeling of female tickets during the physiological period _

16, I am awakened by your dynamics every morning. That hateful woman was bitten by mosquitoes last night and didn't sleep well at all. I will ask you out today. See you this afternoon.

17, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~

18, I have been favored by mosquitoes since this summer. This room is full of fresh meat, but it just bit me. So, I advised it to be exposed to rain and dew, and mosquitoes wouldn't listen! This mosquito, bite me, bite me! You call me tender meat! Well, last night, I was harassed by mosquitoes again. Arresting people everywhere, I didn't sleep all night! My body is very tired! Autumn, you finally came.

19, mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!

20. It's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

2 1, I have been favored by mosquitoes since long summer, so I advised mosquitoes to get in touch with rain and dew more, but if they don't listen, they will spoil me. Right? They stared at seven big bags last night and didn't sleep well all night. This body is very tired.

22, a stormy night, the major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.

23. Today, I'm going to wear a pair of special heel shoes and go out for a crazy run. Don't ask me why I asked that bastard mosquito who bit my heel bag.

24. I was bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

25. My wife touched her forehead and said, "There are so many bags on my forehead. I don't know if it's a mosquito bag or a zit. Hearing this, the master asked, "Is it black? "It must be acne. It's not the black university, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!

26, can't find mosquito repellent incense, spray mosquitoes with hair gel! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma is a bear. Buy a bottle of toilet water today, just in case.

28. The children flew away with the floating board. It may be because the nose is uncomfortable and the kick is not very tight, so the water is a little cold. After Jia Yi's child came out of the water, his lips turned purple, and it took a long time to recover their original color. Sleep until midnight at night, and a mosquito can wake you up. Anyway, don't sleep downstairs, go upstairs and sleep with your parents. Grandma was sent upstairs and shouted "Mom" at the door, which scared my parents.

29. I am a tall man, with a height of 1.6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito.

30. The stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !

3 1. When I found a mosquito on my face this morning, my first reaction was not to kill it, but to take a photo. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

32. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Here's an inch. You want a yard.

33. I am on duty, and I fight flies and mosquitoes every day.

34. All mosquitoes in my body can be connected together and become a magic circle.

This is a trophy mosquito harvested from washing powder and soapy water in the past two months. I was not bitten by acne at home this summer!

36. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

I pass by my grave every week, and my name is engraved on the tombstone. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Qian. I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down the flowers and lit a cigarette. I never smoked before, but now I'm addicted to cigarettes. Money, let's go. Colleagues said. I nodded. For three years, the deepest love made me look like him.

Jokes about mosquitoes

I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I picked up a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

Second, my cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Kick your nose and face. ...

Third, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~

Fourth, hang mosquito nets, sleep naked inside, tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.

I fucking slept in the duty room and was bitten to death by mosquitoes.

6. Little mosquito in the morning! I am an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo's little angel! Happy, happy!

Seven, six gods never leave their hands, mosquitoes walk backwards!

Eight, this is the trophy of "washing powder+soapy water" in the past two months-mosquitoes, which were not bitten at home this summer!

Nine, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !

Ten, the mouth was kissed by mosquitoes a little bit and Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste was swollen.

Eleven. I was bitten by multiple bags on the basement floor of my new home. After feeling down, I was surrounded by hundreds of mosquitoes and couldn't catch up. I'm afraid I'm numb. I want fifty, and I'm drunk, too. How to break the mosquito constitution!

Every time I wake up from a bite, I'm really going crazy.

Thirteen, the rampant mosquito kissed me all night and looked at the red and protruding "hickey" in the mirror. I can only look at your body with deep affection and ask bitterly: Are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?

I was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma is a bear. Buy a bottle of toilet water just in case.

Fifteen, the edge of a section of the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal ... is a mosquito from far away in the south!

I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

In fact, Mozzie and I are good friends and come to see me every day.

I am awakened by your motivation every morning. That hateful woman was bitten by mosquitoes last night and didn't sleep well at all. I'll ask you out today. See you this afternoon.

Nineteen, I am tall, 6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.

Li brand mosquito-repellent incense is your best choice.

Twenty-one, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on the mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

22. I'm just saying. I don't cook at all. It's all sprouted. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.

Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

Twenty-four, drunk as mud, mosquitoes bite you without pain, and you will be drunk to death.

Twenty-five, a stormy night, the major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.

Twenty-six, the mosquito tattoo is gone. I really like it.

27. Mosquitoes hate it!

Twenty-eight, apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

A classic saying about mosquitoes: hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and worry them.

1, my dad 1 hour killed 26 mosquitoes (living room only), seeking to surpass!

I love mosquitoes, hehe. Give me a plate one day!

3. Then, I heard a buzzing sound. The mosquito is in the corner, so I have to use a trick: because the mosquito is in the corner and there is no road on its right, it will definitely escape to the left. If I hit the left directly, I will definitely catch it. I walked along the corner and slapped hard, haha! I finally got rid of this mosquito, yeah!

I just saw the spring water in the sun, which is as clear as washed outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

Since this summer, I have won the favor of mosquitoes. This room is full of fresh meat, but it just bit me. So, I advised it to be exposed to rain and dew, and mosquitoes wouldn't listen! This mosquito, bite me, bite me! You call me tender meat! Well, last night, I was harassed by mosquitoes again. Arresting people everywhere, I didn't sleep all night! My body is very tired! Autumn, you finally came.

7. Time flies. When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

8. There are running water, WIFI, countryside, stars ... and endless mosquitoes that bite people!

9. I am on duty and fight flies and mosquitoes every day.

10, I was awakened by mosquitoes in the middle of the night and sprayed toilet water wildly. That's really enough. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

1 1, it's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

12, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !

13, this is the trophy of "washing powder+soapy water" harvested in these two months-mosquito, who hasn't been bitten this summer!

14, since long summer, I've been favored by mosquitoes, so I advised them to stick to both rain and dew, but the mosquitoes wouldn't listen, so they spoiled me ... so they spoiled me. Right? Last night … I stared at a big bag and didn't sleep well all night. This body is very tired.

15, my wife touched her forehead and said, "I have so many bags on my forehead, I don't know if it is a mosquito bag or a zit." Hearing this, the master asked, "Is it black? It must be acne. " "It's not black, it's me." "That must be a mosquito bag!"

16, a stormy night, all major customs are like ten thousand kinds, very good, the car was closed all night, mosquitoes, toilets are practical enough.

17, mosquitoes are poisonous, and the bitten bags are all pieces! And the number is still large, and they fight in droves.

18, the little mosquito sang "mosquito song" again. Singing and singing, only to hear a "shut up", a bat flew over. This time, the little mosquito was nervous. You know, none of the mosquitoes that fall on bats can save their lives. But just as the bat flew near, a bamboo pole hit him, and he only heard, "Yeah! I am in front of you! I won! " A little boy was dancing there, and the little mosquito thanked him hard.

19, despise mosquitoes flying in the exercise book in broad daylight. There are no mosquitoes before going to bed, and I can't afford to get hurt when I get up.

20. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.