Spark joke

Friend: Do you mind if I explore Mendel's law with you?

Do you mind chatting with me? )

Sister: There is a difference between plane geometry and solid geometry.

Watching movies is different from actual combat. Do you have any experience? )

Friend: I prefer Italy in the Axis countries.

I don't have much experience, but I have a fighting heart.

Sister: Why didn't Napoleon use the air force at Waterloo?

Why don't you masturbate? )

Friend: Do you know the significance of Lexington to American independence?

With the first shot, a single spark can start a prairie fire and ride on horseback. )

Sister: What are the consumption classifications besides self-sufficient consumption in economics?

Do you pay for the goods? )

Friend: I admire the great man who put forward "the countryside surrounds the city"

(On protracted war, it can last for a long time)

Sister: Are you familiar with Ampere Rule?

Do you need any help? )

Friend: When making ethylene from ethanol, the position of thermometer should not be sloppy.

(Please be sure to insert)

Sister: I heard that the southeast wind on the west coast of Peru has been going on for three months.

Insertion is dangerous, don't have an accident. El Nino literally means child. It takes more than three months for the trade winds in southeastern Peru to be considered as an El Ni? o event. )

Friend: Let's go. I will wear a condom.