Ancient humorous and interesting classic language jokes

In the Tang Dynasty, a Taoist named Cheng Zixiao climbed Huashan Mountain and fell down on the way. As a doctor, Yu once wrote to him jokingly and said, "I don't know if I can get on, it's weird." Here, to paraphrase a sentence from Laozi: "Virtue is not virtue, but virtue" and "The mysterious is the door to all wonders". Laozi is a classic of Taoism, and it is a wonderful application of Laozi in Letter to Taoism.

During the reign of Song Huizong Xuanhe, Tong Guan sent troops to "recapture" Yanjing and fled back after defeat. There was a scene in the Heavenly Palace where three maids came out with different combs. The beard of the first comb is in front, saying that it belongs to Master Cai's family. Second comb's beard is beside it, saying it belongs to Zheng Taizai's family. The third one, with a beard, said he was from the Wangs. Asked why they comb like this, the Cai family said, "Our surname often appears in front of the emperor, and my beard is called Chaotian bun." Zheng Guren said, "We are old and retired. My beard is called lazy bun. " The boy's family said, "Our king fights with soldiers, and mine is thirty-six buns." This is to use the "bun" to reconcile the "meter" sound, and 36 meters is the best solution.

At the end of the Ming dynasty, the Qing soldiers went south to pass. Celebrities at that time all greeted the surrender in the capacity of Qian Muzhai, a senior official of the Ming Dynasty, wearing clothes and hats of the Qing Dynasty. On the way, I met an old man and hit him on the head with a cane. He said: "I am a sad and sick person, so I will call you National Beauty Hat." These two sentences are paraphrased from the fourth fold of the first volume of The West Chamber. "Why is it so beautiful when a teenager is worried about illness?" . "Hat" and "Appearance" are homophonic.

There is a private school teacher who teaches students to read "University". First, read Zhu's "Preface to University Chapters and Sentences". Reading broken sentences means reading or clicking where it is not a sentence. Read "The Book of University, the Method of Teaching People in Ancient Universities" as "The Book of University, the Book of Ancient Times, Teaching People in Universities ……". Let the prince know, let the child hook him up and say, "You love the word' zhi' so much, and I will punish you for being a pig in my next life." The man left and said, "You told me to be a pig, but I dare not disobey. I have a request: let me be born in the south. " Yan asked him why, and he said, "The book" The Doctrine of the Mean "says:' The southern pig is not as good as the northern pig'." (According to the golden mean, the original text is: Luz strives for strength, and Yu Zi says, "Is the South strong?" Strong in the north? Depressed and strong? "The key to this joke is to homonymize the word" pig "with the word" zhi ",which is the pronunciation of some Wu dialects and won't make people laugh in other areas.