Do you have any jokes about talking on the phone and not being able to get through?

Without the company of beauties, and without money to buy food, the few buddies in the dormitory were unbearably lonely and bored. Boss Cao, the number one hunk in the dormitory, got an idea somewhere and said that he wanted the brothers to show their talents to China. The famous China Mobile Communications 1860 manned service desk calls. No matter what the means, no swear words are allowed, and the lady at the service desk has to be amused. Whoever amuses the girl first will treat her to a meal. I am a scholar, and I can't be talkative. I can only Summarize the contents of their phone calls into a document for everyone to laugh at. It’s up to you whether to laugh or not

The first contest: Boss Cao VS Operator No. 3323 (Boss Cao** has a Northeastern accent)

Hello, do you need help? The female operator spoke gentle and standard Mandarin.

Hey! Hello!

Hello!

Hello, operator? Is it my phone number?

Yes, what business do you need consultation on? Sir

Do I need money to call you?

Your consultation with us is free and we do not charge you any fees!

Oh, no money! That’s great! I'm from the Northeast, doing business outside, do you know?

Sir, do you have any business that you need to consult?

Yes, of course! I want to go online! Do you think I can access the Internet?

It depends on whether your mobile phone supports the Internet function!

It definitely supports it, but my mobile phone is expensive, it has 40 chords, can sing, and has a color screen

What kind of Internet function does it support? Is it WAP or GPRS?

What is G (Gage) P (Fart) R (捺) S (Naisi)?

(There was silence over there, I think the operator was helplessly depressed, while the brothers here were holding their stomachs and their faces were red from laughing)

Hey! waiter! Hello!

Sir, that is an Internet function. Without it, you cannot access the Internet. It is not G (meter) P (fart) R (捺) S (naisi) but GPRS!

Is GPR (捺) S (Naisi)?

RS

GPR (捺) S (Naisi)

R

Don’t correct me, Ms. R (捺), from school I just thought about it.

Do you think what functions does this support?

Sir, I don’t know, because I don’t know what kind of mobile phone you have. You can go to the business hall to apply for it. Our staff will activate it for you there. Bring your ID card< /p>

What! You still have to go there. Can I meet you there?

Sir, we are just a service desk here, that’s not allowed!

Then I have to spend 6 yuan on the fare to get there. Could you please tell me what I can do online?

After you activate the Internet function, you can download ringtone pictures and play games!

What? ! You can also play games!

Yes!

Can I play CS (Nasi)?

(The other party was silent again. The operator was probably laughing wildly, but no sound was heard. Failure...)

No! Do you have any other business needs consultation?

Yes!

Please speak!

I just want to ask how to access the Internet!

(The other party hung up and did not hear the operator’s laughter, so the contest ended in failure)

The second contest: Dong Laosan VS Operator No. 1127 (understands the accent of Laosan** and a child) )

Hello, do you need help with any business?

Hello, sister!

Hello, do you need help with anything?

Sister, I want to send a text message!

What happened to texting?

I won’t post it!

You can ask your parents to teach you how to do it!

No, I want my sister to send it for me! I sent it to the girl in the class next to me. I can’t let my parents know, and my sister can’t tell them either!

(The other party was silent, thinking he was laughing)

Sister, are you ignoring me?

Children, we can’t help you because we are only consulting!

Then you can’t teach me!

Do you know Pinyin?

I can read a o e that our senior class just learned yesterday... I can read it, sister, you can see that I can read it.

(The other party was silent for a while, and then hung up, and the second game continued to end in failure

The third contest: Wei Laoba VS Operator No. 1021 (Wei Laoba just picked up one It was a male operator who was so angry that he hung up immediately. After dialing 1021, a woman finally spoke. Lao Ba spoke a pure local dialect of Hebei and had never spoken Mandarin.)

Hello, what do you have? Need help?

Hello, do you understand what I am saying?

Sir, I can’t understand you. (Speak)!

It’s OK now. What business do you need to consult?

Do I have these four standard words?

Sir? (The operator smiled a little and was out of breath.) I can hear you clearly. Could you tell me the business you want to consult?

Can you speak in standard Chinese? Tingzhou (this) is awkward! I just want to ask, how can this SMS package be returned to you?

The SMS package is a monthly SMS service you apply for. !

Why don’t you give me a bag?

No! (The operator said with a smile) No!

Oh, don’t give me a bag! A package on the ground?

No!

They send a text message to a package!

No!

I'm thinking of giving him a bag. I'm about to go on vacation. I don't have enough bags. I'm thinking of giving him a bag!

No!

It's not enough! It’s a monthly subscription!

You need to apply for this. If you haven’t applied for it, it doesn’t matter, it’s not for schoolbags!

Oh, no!

Do you have any other business that you need to consult?

Yes, I have these four dynamic chassis cards. I can’t access the Internet!

It depends on whether your mobile phone supports GPRS function?

I don’t know!

Please check the manual of your mobile phone! No, there is no abbreviation (said) in Su (book)! I am a mobile phone puller with four hands, buying old land.

Then you can go to our business hall to apply and bring your owner’s ID card!

Oh, I still have to go there, mother! They are so far away from me and I can't go to these four villages! Do I need money to go online?

It is free to activate this service. If you download the content, you will be charged 3 cents for 1KB!

KB four things?

This is a noun, representing how much you download!

Oh, I still don’t know! Then I still don’t have access to the four channels!

It doesn’t matter! Do you have any other business that you need to consult?

Yes, does this phone have four SIM cards? Do you have a mobile phone in the first place or a sim card in the first place?

(The other party made a sound of typing the keyboard skillfully and let out a helpless laugh)

This problem is not within the scope of our services!

Oh, it’s not within the range! Then they told me that my mobile phone has Bluetooth 4 (four). How can I get back to 4 (things)?

Bluetooth is a function that comes with your phone itself. It can transmit information!

Oh, understand, there are green teeth!

Haha, no, sir, if you have no other business, please hang up. We only allow 10 minutes of call time. It is now 9 minutes and 18 seconds. If you don’t understand, please continue dialing for a while!

Oh, I’m sorry to bother you, miss. Goodbye! Your smile is so sweet! (hang up)

(After all the hard work, I finally made someone laugh...)

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In addition, this is also widely circulated on the Internet. Here is the video viewing address:

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Answer: Crayon Xiaooyio - Assistant Level 3 7-26 00:27

Mobile user: Hello, I would like to ask a question Ah

Service lady: Please tell me

Mobile user: I have a card that was eaten by my cat. Can I use it after I take it out

Service lady: Then you can only plug it into your mobile phone and try it. If it doesn’t work, you can only go to the mobile business hall to change the card

Mobile user: No , tell me in advance whether it can be used. If it can be used, I will kill my cat and get the card. If it cannot be used, it will be a waste of one of my cats, right

Service lady: Hello, if this is the case, it is recommended that you don’t kill it. Then take your ID card and go to the mobile business hall to make up a card

Mobile users: The problem is mine The card is

Mobile users: 50 yuan. My cat was bought for 30 yuan

Service lady: But if you want to get a new card? 40 yuan

Mobile users: Replacement of cards?

Service lady: Yes, the number remains unchanged

Mobile users: The number remains unchanged

Service lady: Go to mobile phone The business hall takes your ID card and adds the original number. If you change the card, that card will no longer be usable

Mobile users: What about my cat? Will there be any adverse reactions?

Service lady: Hello, I’m not sure about this. You need to take the cat to see a doctor

Mobile users: Then ask your colleagues

Service lady: Hello, I'm sorry, you are dialing the 1860 mobile phone service desk. As for how the cat is, we are here. Handled for you

No way

Mobile user: My cat is called M-Zone

Service lady: Yes, that, that won’t work either

Mobile users: Why doesn’t that work? I already named M-Zone

Service lady: Even if his name is Jay Chou, there is no way to help you. You can only come and take a look at it yourself. If there is a problem with your card, our mobile business office and 1860 can help you solve it. If the cat is specific, we will definitely have no way to help you solve it

Mobile user: The problem is that it is a mobile card

Service lady: (Take a deep breath) Hello sir, do you think this makes sense?

Mobile user: No, I’m just curious about what you mean

Service lady: Nothing, hello, I don’t mean anything. What do you think it means? Then you specifically mentioned this cat...

Mobile users: Don't worry, please speak slowly

Service lady: You mentioned this cat... < br>

Mobile users: Take a drink of water when you are tired

Service lady: Hello, first of all, how is your cat, we will definitely not be able to handle this for you< br>

Mobile user: I know you can’t handle it. I’m asking you to give me some advice on how I should handle this.

Service lady: Hello. Now it is recommended that you just take your ID card to the mobile business hall to apply for a replacement card

Mobile users: Then you also have to consider the cat

Service lady: There is nothing the cat can do. I am here...

Mobile user: Why there is no way, life is a life