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Subtitle composition "Sun Sun, Teacher Niu of our class"
This "cow man" is said to be a veritable gangster and a poor primary school student. But since he came to middle school, he seems to be a different person. He began to work hard. At first, he was not a poor student. Gradually, he began to be respected by his classmates and favored by his teachers. I don't think this can be done by an ordinary person.
He likes singing. Although he can't sing well, he never gets discouraged. Whenever he sings into * * *, that kind of intoxication is incomparable to his singing. He just looked up, sat in his seat, closed his eyes, put his facial muscles together, opened his mouth and sang his Cantonese songs.
He is very attractive and attractive. What I remember most is his rich speech. If there are some passionate keynote speeches, he will definitely be indispensable. I still remember a political lesson in which students were asked to talk about their views on empty nesters. Many students express their opinions, but they usually end in embarrassment and have no theme. Only he is passionate and ambitious, and his description is vivid. At that time, his voice was powerful, his hands were waving in the air, and he criticized some behaviors now, with a little anger. Finally, Lacrimosa.
He loves learning. Although he seldom previews books, if you watch carefully, you will find that he will definitely study a hundred times harder at night, which is why he studies so well.
Since he became a sports commission, he has done a great thing, that is, he has carried out a reform of his class. He abolished the previous class cadre management system and adopted a brand-new system. He is conscientious in his class, and he is the last one to clean every time. He takes the lead in every organization, and the monitor convinces his classmates. Because of this, the class teacher changed the monitor and changed him this semester, but he still served as the assistant to the class teacher.
It is these "awesome people" who make our class full of vitality. We should learn from each "cow" its "good cow" in order to learn from each other's strengths. Since junior high school, I have found that the changes around me are really great, including study, life or interpersonal communication, which are different from those in primary school, and there are many wizards. It's like someone sings well, studies well, has a strong appeal and so on. Among them, the person I admire most is the Sports Committee of our class.
This "cow man" is said to be a veritable gangster and a poor primary school student. But since he came to middle school, he seems to be a different person. He began to work hard. At first, he was not a poor student. Gradually, he began to be respected by his classmates and favored by his teachers. I don't think this can be done by an ordinary person.
He likes singing. Although he can't sing well, he never gets discouraged. Whenever he sings into * * *, that kind of intoxication is incomparable to his singing. He just looked up, sat in his seat, closed his eyes, put his facial muscles together, opened his mouth and sang his Cantonese songs.
He is very attractive and attractive. What I remember most is his rich speech. If there are some passionate keynote speeches, he will definitely be indispensable. I still remember a political lesson in which students were asked to talk about their views on empty nesters. Many students express their opinions, but they usually end in embarrassment and have no theme. Only he is passionate and ambitious, and his description is vivid. At that time, his voice was powerful, his hands were waving in the air, and he criticized some behaviors now, with a little anger. Finally, Lacrimosa.
He loves learning. Although he seldom previews books, if you watch carefully, you will find that he will definitely study a hundred times harder at night, which is why he studies so well.
Since he became a sports commission, he has done a great thing, that is, he has carried out a reform of his class. He abolished the previous class cadre management system and adopted a brand-new system. He is conscientious in his class, and he is the last one to clean every time. He takes the lead in every organization, and the monitor convinces his classmates. Because of this, the class teacher changed the monitor and changed him this semester, but he still served as the assistant to the class teacher.
It is these "awesome people" who make our class full of vitality. We should learn from each "cow" its "good cow" in order to learn from each other's strengths.
When I came into contact with the composition of our class, the monitor of my primary school went to Shanghai for the sixth grade because of my parents.
However, whenever someone mentions the word "monitor", I always think of Lucy, the monitor who loves learning, labor and hygiene most in primary school.
Although she is gentle, she doesn't like talking to people.
But her bones are strong and unyielding.
The appearance of the monitor can be described as "handsome". He has a white face, big eyes, black and smooth hair, a big mouth when he smiles, two rows of white teeth and two small dimples.
This is my monitor.
The monitor is the favorite student in our class. She never rests. She only sees him doing his homework every day.
One day, the teacher said that our class should have free activities. Because of a day's study, all the students are sleeping, and only the monitor is still doing her homework. She doesn't look sleepy at all.
The monitor is also very hygienic and loves his work.
Every time she sees scraps of paper on the ground, she will pick them up and throw them into the trash can. Whether it is the clean area of her class or not, whether inside or outside the school, he is always so particular about hygiene.
The monitor is the pistachio of our class.
When everyone is tired of studying, she will always tell you a few jokes or do a series of "rice spraying" actions to make everyone laugh; Physical education class, although she is not very good, she always works hard whether she is running, standing long jump or doing exercises. In Chinese class, she always actively raises her hand to speak, regardless of right or wrong, she bravely speaks her thoughts; At the same time, the monitor also brought many honors to our class, such as her figure in art festivals and recitation competitions. What I can't forget so far is that the monitor won a double shake in the skipping competition last semester, and last year she won the first place in this project, so the whole class is very optimistic about her. This is our monitor, she is an example in our hearts! ! ! ...
Today, I will introduce the comedian Panda Kai to you.
What, you haven't heard of it? This can only blame you for being ill-informed and unlucky! Although our giant panda comedian is very young, he is already a "novice".
In elementary school, the teacher asked him to recite "Thinking of Quiet Night".
Call once and don't move; Call twice and don't move; When he shouted a word for the third time, he suddenly "bounced" from his seat, then looked up at the ceiling and said nothing.
That look made us laugh.
The teacher was unhappy and said, "I told you to recite Silent Night Thinking! What are you pretending to be stupid? " "I'll be back.
"He answered the teacher, still looking at the ceiling.
We suddenly became interested and everyone was all ears.
I didn't expect this.
His back turned into "there is so bright light at the foot of my bed, will it have frosted?" .
The boy and the girl are knitting baskets.
"The teacher was very angry and sent him to the back of the classroom.
Of course we laughed our heads off.
Giant pandas don't pay attention to hygiene. She is often disheveled and her hair is messy.
Usually, his posture is always abnormal and his dancing is abnormal. His classmates laugh at him and call him "Ban Hua".
Unexpectedly, he was not only not angry, but also agreed with a smile.
Hey, I'm impressed! One day, some of our classmates inexplicably talked about who was the most handsome. He said, "It's far away, just in front of us!" "We were surprised and said with one voice," You? " He said solemnly, "why, didn't you see that fat cow flying in the sky?" "Laugh we are out of breath.
Giant pandas have the most jokes.
Huahua and Jia Jia won awards for their performances. He leaned in and said, "Good performance, poor performance, just going home to sell river sand.
"The monkey ran the first place, and he sang after others:" The east wind blew, the drums beat, and several guys chased after him desperately, panting and sweating. Hehe, we monkeys still won the first place! "This was heard by the class teacher who was on the side and said," Hey, there is a little poet in our class! " "Guess, what did the giant panda say? His answer is: "Wow, teacher, you are so beautiful today!" " "The giant panda is so happy. Of course, he is a comedian.
Do you want to see him? Ok, come to our class! Typing is not easy. If you are satisfied, please adopt it.
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At the end of the second grade composition, a classmate in our class is 1.43 meters tall, thin and with a pair of small squints.
Despite his young age, he is a first-class naughty troublemaker.
Do you know who he is? He is Zhou Saibo.
One morning, the * * * rang in class, and only the rumbling footsteps were heard. It turned out to be Zhou Saibo.
Then the teacher came in.
Just listen, Zhou Saibo stood up and turned on the voice.
Shout: "Watch the video, watch the video.
"Then, the students shouted with Zhou Saibo, almost shaking the classroom.
The teacher clapped his hands and said, "Whoever speaks will go out."
"The classroom became quiet again.
The teacher cleared his throat and said; "Let's review the songs of last class.
"The teacher's words didn't say that finish, but zhou began to be naughty again.
I saw his eyes wide open, his face pulled up again, and his ears stretched like pigs.
Everyone stared at him closely, some smiled, some covered their stomachs, and some even smiled. When Zhou Saibo saw it, his expression changed. He frowned and hunched his back, dressed up as an old man.
The students laughed more happily.
The teacher glanced at Zhou Saibo, looked very angry and shouted, "Zhou Saibo, go to the penalty station."
"Zhou Cybertron twisted his body and stood up, slowly onto the stage.
I thought Zhou Saibo wouldn't play pranks now, but I didn't expect him to put the music under his chin, twist his head left and right, and start the Indian "twist dance".
The students were attracted by him again, and the teacher frowned and said, "Why are you so thick-skinned? I don't know how embarrassed you are.
"This cyber may suffer next week.
This is a cow in our Class Five (5), which will disturb the class order every time. I hope he can correct this shortcoming as soon as possible.
The composition "Sunbathing the Cowboys in Our Class" basks in the cowboys in our class (the first draft) in 600 words, and I find that there are really great changes around me, including study, life or interpersonal communication, and there are many wizards, just like those who sing well, study well and have strong appeal, and so on. Among them, what I admire most. He is the third monitor of our class and is now the assistant to the head teacher. It is said that this "cow man" was a veritable gangster and poor student in elementary school. But since he came to middle school, he seems to be a different person. He began to work hard. He was not a poor student at first, and gradually began to be respected by his classmates and favored by his teachers. I don't think this can be done by an ordinary person. He likes singing. Although he can't sing well, he never gets discouraged. When he devoted himself to * * *, his intoxication could not be compared with his singing. I saw him looking up, sitting in his seat, with his eyes closed, rubbing his facial muscles, his mouth wide open and singing his Cantonese songs. He is full of aura and appeal. What I remember vividly is his rich * * * speeches. If there are some passionate speeches, he is indispensable. I still remember a passage in the current situation. Many students express their opinions, but they usually end in embarrassment and have no theme. Only he is passionate, ambitious and vividly described. At that time, his voice was powerful, his hands were waving in the air, and he criticized some current behaviors with a little anger. Finally, many students burst into tears. He loves learning. Although he rarely previews books, if he is serious, he must be a hundred times more serious, which is why he studies so well. Since he became a monitor, he has done a great thing, that is, he has carried out a reform of his class. He abolished the management system of former class cadres and adopted a brand-new system. He is conscientious in his class, and every time he cleans it, he makes a final decision. He takes the lead in every organization. Because of this, his monitor persuaded the students. This semester, the head teacher changed the monitor and changed him, but he still served as the assistant to the head teacher. It is these "awesome people" who make our class full of vitality. We should learn from every "cow" to learn from each other.
The composition "Sunbathing the Cowboys in Our Class" 600 words Sunbathing the cowboys in our class (the first draft) found that the surrounding changes have been really great since junior high school, including study, life or interpersonal communication, which are different from primary schools, and there are many wizards.
It's like someone sings well, studies well, has a strong appeal and so on.
Among them, the person I admire most is the third monitor of our class and the assistant to the head teacher.
This "cow man" is said to be a veritable gangster and a poor primary school student.
But since he came to middle school, he seems to be a different person. He began to work hard. At first, he was not a poor student. Gradually, he began to be respected by his classmates and favored by his teachers. I don't think this can be done by an ordinary person.
He likes singing. Although he can't sing well, he never gets discouraged.
Whenever he sings into * * *, that kind of intoxication is incomparable to his singing. He just looked up, sat in his seat, closed his eyes, put his facial muscles together, opened his mouth and sang his Cantonese songs.
He is very attractive and attractive. What I remember most is his rich speech. If there are some passionate keynote speeches, he will definitely be indispensable.
I still remember a political lesson in which students were asked to talk about their views on empty nesters. Many students express their opinions, but they usually end in embarrassment and have no theme. Only he is passionate and ambitious, and his description is vivid. At that time, his voice was powerful, his hands were waving in the air, and he criticized some behaviors now, with a little anger. Finally, Lacrimosa.
He loves learning. Although he seldom previews books, if you watch carefully, you will find that he will definitely study a hundred times harder at night, which is why he studies so well.
Since he became a monitor, he has done a great thing, that is, he has carried out a reform of his class. He abolished the previous class cadre management system and adopted a brand-new system. He is conscientious in his class, and he takes the lead in every cleaning and organization. His monitor persuaded the students. Because of this, the class teacher changed the monitor and changed him this semester, but he still served as the assistant to the class teacher.
It is these "awesome people" who make our class full of vitality.
We should learn from each "cow" its "good cow" in order to learn from each other's strengths.
...
Help me think of a composition or the topic at the beginning is drying up the awesome comedian in our class, the giant panda Kai, and Xu Lixia from Le Tong Middle School. Today, I will introduce the comedian Panda Kai to you.
What, you haven't heard of it? This can only blame you for being ill-informed and unlucky! Although our giant panda comedian is very young, he is already a "novice".
In elementary school, the teacher asked him to recite "Thinking of Quiet Night".
Call once and don't move; Call twice and don't move; When he shouted a word for the third time, he suddenly "bounced" from his seat, then looked up at the ceiling and said nothing.
That look made us laugh.
The teacher was unhappy and said, "I told you to recite Silent Night Thinking! What are you pretending to be stupid? " "I'll be back.
"He answered the teacher, still looking at the ceiling.
We suddenly became interested and everyone was all ears.
I didn't expect this.
His back turned into "there is so bright light at the foot of my bed, will it have frosted?" .
The boy and the girl are knitting baskets.
"The teacher was very angry and sent him to the back of the classroom.
Of course we laughed our heads off.
Giant pandas don't pay attention to hygiene. She is often disheveled and her hair is messy.
Usually, his posture is always abnormal and his dancing is abnormal. His classmates laugh at him and call him "Ban Hua".
Unexpectedly, he was not only not angry, but also agreed with a smile.
Hey, I'm impressed! One day, some of our classmates inexplicably talked about who was the most handsome. He said, "It's far away, just in front of us!" "We were surprised and said with one voice," You? " He said solemnly, "why, didn't you see that fat cow flying in the sky?" "Laugh we are out of breath.
Giant pandas have the most jokes.
Huahua and Jia Jia won awards for their performances. He leaned in and said, "Good performance, poor performance, just going home to sell river sand.
"The monkey ran the first place, and he sang after others:" The east wind blew, the drums beat, and several guys chased after him desperately, panting and sweating. Hehe, we monkeys still won the first place! "This was heard by the class teacher who was on the side and said," Hey, there is a little poet in our class! " "Guess, what did the giant panda say? His answer is: "Wow, teacher, you are so beautiful today!" " "The giant panda is so happy. Of course, he is a comedian.
Do you want to see him? Ok, come to our class!
Writing composition: bask in the 500-word composition of our class! Hurry up! The awesome people in our class 20 12-0 1-07 said "awesome people"! Yang Xu in our class must be on the list. Why? Because he is good at using Sun Tzu's art of war! (Yang Xu learned it by dealing with teachers) He used Sun Tzu's art of war in our class, and no one dared to say that he was the first! I'll tell you how he used the art of war! Cheating tricks are designed for teachers.
Example: Yang Xu is too lazy to finish his homework every time, so he only handed in a little. Finally, the teacher didn't look closely. On the whole, he is the same as others, so he didn't notice. However, if you look closely, he is much worse than others, but not as good as others' 1/3. But as long as the teacher is a little careless, Yang Xu will take advantage of it, so Yang Xu likes to use this trick.
The trick of hiding a knife in a smile is specially used to deal with people who don't let him copy his homework.
Example: Yang Xu doesn't understand many questions because he doesn't like studying. Some people don't even understand the most basic knowledge, so he has to ask his classmates for help (although it is help, it is more like plagiarism). But many students don't want him to copy, so he has to give you what you like first, and then copy the homework. At that time, because you took something from someone else, it was hard to refuse, so you had to let him copy it.
The trick of the golden cicada is to deal with the teacher leaving him to make up his homework.
Example: Yang Xu didn't do his homework, so many teachers asked him to stay and make up his homework, but the teacher couldn't keep an eye on him, so as soon as the teacher left, he packed his things, put on his schoolbag and left! This is the great man in our class, but as long as he spends half his lazy heart on his studies, I believe he will definitely become the darling of the whole school.
The 600-word composition "Cowboy in Our Class" was spread out in our class. There is a famous "coward". Her name is Zheng. She has a pair of special eyes, big watery eyes, a pair of pale eyebrows and long eyelashes, which are always blinking and charming. She wears a long braid behind her and often swings around. Why do we call her "coward"? Don't worry, don't worry, and listen to me tell you slowly: one day, we were reading quietly, and Zheng was immersed in the sea of books. Suddenly, Zheng let out a scream, like an ambulance siren, which alarmed everyone. It turned out that a cockroach climbed onto her book. She turned pale with fear, and then pulled a series of sirens. The noise was deafening and made everyone feel uneasy. Almost the whole school can hear her voice. So everyone called her "the soprano girl". We have no one to help her, just ha ha laugh. After a scream, there was a cry. Her charming eyes sparkled, and crystal tears fell drop by drop. The classroom suddenly turned into an ocean of joy, and everyone laughed at her cowardice. At this time, male students went to crush cockroaches, while female students gave her paper towels and comforted her. Wasn't the cockroach scared to death by your crying? Zheng suddenly became beaming and the classroom was calm again. This is a veritable "coward" in our class. What do you think of her? ...
Write a composition on the topic of "basking in the cowboys in our class", and spread out all the martial arts experts. "Cowboys" are in our class.
Speaking of the awesome people in our class, it can be said that everyone knows it, everyone knows it, and everyone gives a thumbs up.
Ha! You may not believe what they say, but let me introduce them to you! Liu Yu, a character like the wind, is serious. She is the monitor of our class.
The monitor is very busy, climbing up and down every day, either having a meeting or something, and I don't know how many times I have to go up and down every day! "Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
I saw her fly back to her seat from my side, and then a cool breeze brushed my ear. It's really pleasant to enjoy this breeze every day! But it's really bitter, Liu Yu.
So she is a character like the wind, but she is absolutely right.
Ding, the pistachio, has a humorous personality in every class. Who brings joy to our class? Look, here she comes.
Several classmates laughed around him and their mouths were full of complaints.
"What are you talking about?" I got together, too
"Riddle, you are here! Hmm! When is 0 greater than 2, 2 greater than 5, and 5 greater than 0? " 0 is greater than 2, 2 is greater than 5 and 5 is greater than 0? "At the wrong time, of course! Haha, I must be right.
"Without thinking, I am straightforward.
"No, no, no, no ... no, think about it.
"5 is greater than 0. Yes, 0 is greater than 2, and 2 is greater than 5? How is that possible? After some hard thinking, Ding finally announced the answer: "The answer is that a few words are omitted here.
""ah! Don't keep me in suspense, it's not half finished, but it's urgent! "After some hard work, I finally know the answer. It turned out that I was cutting paper with stones. " Why didn't I think of it earlier? ""you are really, ah! What can I say about you? Forget it! My lady doesn't remember little people. For our classmates, just ... "Before Ding finished, a chase began. After running for a lap, I finally couldn't run. A few people looked at me and I looked at you and laughed.
It is precisely because of such a "pistachio" that our school life will be more colorful.
The artist Wang Xiaohui Wang Xiaohui is very famous in the art world.
I remember that time, Wang Xiaohui came to me after painting and grabbed the brush in my hand: "Let you see, what is the reincarnation of Xu Beihong, Ma Liang is possessed!" After that, she splashed ink on the paper and wrote a big word "dragon".
After I read it, I praised her. She was not modest. She waved at me and said, "Little Ks!" "Of course, Wang Xiaohui's paintings are also good, and her glorious deeds are numerous. What makes her most proud is that his popular science newspaper won the first prize in the city competition! It's really admirable.
What about all the students with stunts in our class? ...
Since junior high school, I have found that the changes around me are really great, including study, life or interpersonal communication, which are different from those in primary school, and there are many wizards.
It's like someone sings well, studies well, has a strong appeal and so on.
Among them, the person I admire most is the Sports Committee of our class.
This "cow man" is said to be a veritable gangster and a poor primary school student.
But since he came to middle school, he seems to be a different person. He began to work hard. At first, he was not a poor student. Gradually, he began to be respected by his classmates and favored by his teachers. I don't think this can be done by an ordinary person.
He likes singing. Although he can't sing well, he never gets discouraged.
Whenever he sings into * * *, that kind of intoxication is incomparable to his singing. He just looked up, sat in his seat, closed his eyes, put his facial muscles together, opened his mouth and sang his Cantonese songs.
He is very attractive and attractive. What I remember most is his rich speech. If there are some passionate keynote speeches, he will definitely be indispensable.
I still remember a political lesson in which students were asked to talk about their views on empty nesters. Many students express their opinions, but they usually end in embarrassment and have no theme. Only he is passionate and ambitious, and his description is vivid. At that time, his voice was powerful, his hands were waving in the air, and he criticized some behaviors now, with a little anger. Finally, Lacrimosa.
He loves learning. Although he seldom previews books, if you watch carefully, you will find that he will definitely study a hundred times harder at night, which is why he studies so well.
Since he became a sports commission, he has done a great thing, that is, he has carried out a reform of his class. He abolished the previous class cadre management system and adopted a brand-new system. He is conscientious in his class, and every cleaning is the final end. He took the lead in every organization, and his monitor persuaded the students. Because of this, the class teacher changed the monitor and changed him this semester, but he still served as the assistant to the class teacher.
It is these "awesome people" who make our class full of vitality.
We should learn from each "cow" its "good cow" in order to learn from each other's strengths.
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