A choking reply from God.

1. You know, one day you will eventually become someone you hate. God replied: Thank you for your kind words. I hate rich people.

2. Look at other people's boyfriends! Everyone eats the leftovers from their girlfriends. God replied: Then you'd better leave me some!

3. Why do people get down on one knee when proposing marriage? God replied: kneeling on your knees is a grave.

4. I can never get a girlfriend. Am I asking too much? God replied: don't be silly, it's that others' demands are too high.

5. If I were in ancient times, I could support the whole brothel! God replied: Do you mean you look like a pillar?

6. Why do you think beauty has been so unlucky since ancient times? God replied: because no one paid attention to how long the ugly man lived.

7. I'll come to you when I lose weight. God replied: If you don't want to see me, just say so.

8. Why do some people feel handsome/beautiful after taking a shower and washing their hair? God replied: I am out of my mind.

9. We used to be so close, but in the end, others told me about his death. God replied: Do you want him to tell you himself?

1. What kind of man do you like? I like men who glow when they smile. -You mean the Tathagata?

11. Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: She is relieved to know that you are not doing well.

12. why are people closer to the north more direct and tough? God replied: it's freezing, so I don't have time to travel with you.

13. why are you shopping alone? God replied: I am afraid of scaring you when I go shopping alone.

14. Don't just find someone just because you are single! God replied: It sounds as if you can find it casually.

15. Life is not just a short-term struggle-it's also a long-term struggle.

16. how can I take a particularly nice selfie? God replied: beautiful.

17. Why does the boat of friendship turn over when it says so? God replied: How can you fall in love without turning over?

18. Why did God make women beautiful and stupid? God replied: The reason is very simple. Make us beautiful and you will love us; Make us stupid and we will love you.

19. What should I pay attention to when selling Meng? God replied: Pay attention to your appearance.

2. Does a girl's appearance matter? God replied: important, the average girl can solve the problem with a little charm, but some people can only rely on force.

21. Do you know why only the belly of penguins is white? God replied: because his hands are short, he can only wash his stomach when taking a shower.

22. If you can't take a selfie better than yourself. What's the point of taking selfies?

23. When you see your name on the incoming call, your head will be empty, your heart will beat fast and your smile will be silly. God replied: Are you sure it's not the leakage of the mobile phone?

24. What kind of TV do we watch? At last, when the hero and heroine get married, the TV will end. What does this mean? God replied: as long as you get married, there will be no future.