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Criticize congress

Today! I tell everyone a joke. This story happened during the Cultural Revolution, saying that a unit held a criticism meeting. This venue is lively, crowded and full of people. The rebel leader stood on the stage with his mouth wide open and no one in his eyes. I saw him walking on the platform with measured steps, shaking step by step, and looking down with his eyes. It felt so comfortable! There are many people, so it's my turn to show my face.

He cleared his throat and said loudly, "Silence, the critical meeting begins now." Applause rang out from the audience.

"Silence, can you applaud the critical meeting?" This boy is shameless.

"Next, everyone recites Chairman Mao's poems." With that, he took out a book from his pocket and opened it to read.

"The spring breeze is three or four willows, and 600 million Shenzhou shakes it."

"Chairman Mao taught us that it is more leisurely to see South Australia in wartime. "

The audience burst into laughter before he finished reading. This boy kicked his eyes and was anxious. He blushed and shouted, "serious, serious, criticize the conference and don't make any noise."

Then he pulled out a roster from his pocket. He looked around the meeting place and began to read.

"Take out the capitalist roader No.2."

This capitalist roader No.2 is the deputy director of this unit. His surname is Rui and his name is Rui. The rebel leader mispronounced it and said it was delivered.

The little rebel at the bottom was confused and muttered in his heart, usually it is a "jet". Why was it carried up today? Oh! There is a new trend in class struggle.

The following two little rebels are discussing. I said, man, how do you serve? That's silly. That's it. You forgot the game we played when we were children. We let him ride with all four hands, and then we went to "Wuer soup, Wuer soup, and married a daughter-in-law to pee his crotch." Didn't you just pick him up?

The deputy director weighs 206. After being knocked down, the police officer was underweight, weighing 2 16. Two small rebels struggled to help the deputy director up.

The rebel leader met, how to serve? I must have broken my leg when I criticized it last night.

The rebel leader ignored it and continued to make a hullabaloo about; "Let's put capitalist roader No.1, pro, pro, pro-dad." Reading this, he froze, and he began to think about how to call such a name. Giving this name to any father and the broad masses of the people is also the greatest counter-revolution. He gritted his teeth, stamped his foot and shouted, "Bring my father up!" " "

In fact, the number one capitalist roader is the director of the unit, surnamed Xin, named Xin axe, hard Xin, and axe axe. This boy mispronounced again, called married dad.

Seeing that capitalist roader No.1 was arrested, I was so angry that I asked loudly. "I said, are you my father? Whose father do you want to be? As the father of the broad masses of the people, I think you are really an unrepentant capitalist roader. "

The director saw the misunderstanding and quickly explained, "I'm not my father."

The rebel leader stared: "What's not? Father is father, and you dare to quibble. Come on! Let's shout a slogan together, down with your father! ! ! "