Li Bai, a talented poet, is a braggart.

Bragging, also known as bragging and giving birth, refers to lying or saying things without factual basis, exaggerating or exaggerating the content of words. The following is the talented poet Li Bai, which I arranged for you. He is bragging, for reference only. Welcome to reading.

Everyone in China should know that people love to brag. For example, in the dinner, XXX's boss is my buddy's best friend, XXX's stock has experienced several daily limit, or it has been invited to a capitalist country to go to several toilets. Such things seem to be platitudes on the table. However, this boasting atmosphere was not formed in modern times. Dating back to ancient times, there are probably many.

Since we are talking about ancient personnel, let's talk about something interesting. Like Jiang Gan. Jiang Gan this elder brother, probably because of the romance of the Three Kingdoms, became a clown. It is a clown because the cowhide is blown up. It was supposed to be the eve of Chibi War. Cao Cao has no good way to get Zhou Yu. On the contrary, Jiang Gan presented a self-recommendation document, boasting: "There is a classmate who has made an appointment with Zhou Lang since childhood and is willing to tell Jiangdong that this person will come down with a mouthful of gold." Hearing this, Cao Cao said, Oh, yes! Quickly asked, "What do you want?" Jiang Gan's answer is also like an expert in the world: "As long as one child goes with him, two servants drive the boat, and the rest are not needed." As for the subsequent development, I'm afraid everyone is familiar with it and made a joke.

In fact, there are quite a few interesting stories like this in the Three Kingdoms. For example, there was an old urchin named Wang Lang in the state of Wei. Zhuge Liang volunteered during the Northern Expedition, holding his face and blowing a piece of cowhide: "When the old man comes out, all he needs is a word to discipline Zhuge Liang to surrender, and the Shu soldiers will retreat without fighting." And the result? He was scolded by Zhuge Liang and died under his horse. Of course, this is all in the novel, and it is inevitable to add bait and feed. The story of the next appearance seems to be recorded in historical materials. This man's name is Dong Fangshuo. In many modern communities, Dong Fangshuo is a very wise man. In fact, in the Han Dynasty, he was probably a comedian. As for the main function, it is responsible for a gag at the emperor's banquet. When you have a good drink at the banquet, you often sing: live in seclusion and avoid the world in Kinmen. Since I am a comedian, I will definitely be proficient in bragging. For example, once an animal that looked like an elk appeared in the palace, but no one knew about it.

The emperor at that time, that is, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, asked Dong Fangshuo to identify him. Dong Fangshuo actually doesn't know what it is, but he can't say, it's embarrassing. So he boasted, "I know this thing. Of course, I have to eat first. " Emperor Wu agreed. After dinner, he added: "There are several hectares of fish ponds and reed ponds somewhere, and the feng shui is very good. Your majesty rewards us. "

This is clearly a typical comedian's demeanor, a little disrespectful. However, Emperor Wu seems to like this shameless "coquetry" and agreed. Now Dong Fangshuo has to say. What did you say?/Sorry? This is a lie. This thing, the teeth are the same before and after, and the size is the same, so it is called fangs. When this statement came out, the officials present were dumbfounded. Seeing that no one cared, Dong Fangshuo seemed even more excited, and continued to blow. I heard that there were other things coming from afar to defect.

This time, the cow seems to be blowing up, but the future is really uncertain. A year later, the Huns mixed evil king led 100,000 people to the Han Dynasty. This kind of cowhide, Dong Fangshuo's career, can't blow less, but interestingly, the cowhide he blows is rarely broken, and many of them are realized. So he was forced to become a very successful prophet.

But if you choose an ancient person who can brag the most, it must be Li Bai. As we all know, Li Bai is the most romantic poet. What is romanticism? This is sheer nonsense. For example, when modern young people fall in love, they always want to take off the Milky Way, the moon and even the Big Dipper in the sky, or swear to love you only for life. This party listens, that's called romance, others listen, I'm afraid hehe twice, brag and make it up!

Of course, others should forget to brag, and Comrade Li Bai should also write it in a poem to commemorate it. For example, once Li Bai traveled to a certain place, he probably boarded a very high temple, which was full of poetry. "Dangerous buildings are hundreds of feet high, and hands can pick stars. I dare not speak loudly, I am afraid I will be scared. " You see, this cow blew up and dared to fight against the gods? There are many such models. Another example is "Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet" and "It is suspected that the Milky Way has set for nine days".

Interestingly, Li Bai not only bragged when traveling, such as getting up for a nap, getting upset and exploding cynicism, so he also boasted. As a result, there is a special sentence, "Ten steps and one kill, a thousand miles away." However, what Li Bai boasted most in his life should be this sentence: "The son of heaven called instead of getting on the boat and called himself Brewmaster." In fact, this is not all what Li Bai said, probably from Du Fu's mouth. Who is Du Fu? Li Bai's best friends usually drink and eat peanuts together. Everyone knows that Li Bai is not doing well in officialdom, but he is too proud. He probably drank too much wine, so he praised Li Longji for being an official. That's what I said. Of course not. I patted my ass, got on the boat and left.