Humorous sneer, brain teaser with answer

Brainstorming games can break through the fixed mode of thinking, make children change their way of thinking, develop their extraordinary thinking ability and exercise their quick-witted brains. The following is a humorous sneer and brain teaser with answers I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Humorous sneers and brain teasers bring answers (1)

1. Why is the iceberg only the tip? The other foot was broken by Titanic

2. Why didn't the man go out? Because when you go out, you become a layman

3. What chair do you enjoy most? Enjoy

4. Why am I born to be cold? Because I think, therefore I am (I am ~ ~ therefore I am)

5. What is God's means of transportation? Magic (riding) baby

6. What animal can be attached to the wall? Seals (newspapers) are stuck on the wall

7. What color can best imitate? Red (Mill) Imitation

8. Where is the most fragrant spice girl? Chimonanthus praecox is fragrant everywhere

9. Which ancient man ran fastest? Speak of the devil and you will arrive

1. What animal has no sense of direction? Elk get lost \

11. What line do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines, because there is no intersection (banana)

12. Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin or lion skin? Elephant skin, because the eraser (elephant skin is poor)

13. What will wooden fish become when it falls into the sea? Milkfish (wet wooden fish)

14. Which artist tells the coldest jokes? Cai Yilin, because Jolin (just cold)

15. Who will be eliminated from the game, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? Wolves, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolves)

16. At what age will you go crazy between the ages of ~? Years old, because of filial piety (Xiao)

17. Confucius has three disciples, Zi Gong, Zi Lu and Zi You. Which one is not human? Zilu, because a deer is a horse (Zilu is a horse)

18. What are you afraid of with paper? Not afraid of 1 thousand, just in case (cloth is afraid of 1 thousand paper is afraid of one thousand)

19. There is a mosquito that only bites < Rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens and pigs > What's the name of this mosquito? Pudding dogs (don't bite dogs)

2. What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (ice unicorn)

21. Why are silkworm babies rich? Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugality)

22. What are the surnames of Zhou Yu's and Zhuge Liang's mothers? "Since" gives birth to Yu, "Why" gives birth to brightness

Humorous sneers and brain teasers bring answers (2)

1. What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: yellow! Because Qin Shihuang (Qin Shi Huang)

2. Four people were reported playing mahjong, and the police came to arrest them. Why did they take five people (those who didn't take the report)? Answer: Because four people are playing a man named Mahjong

3. What line does the monkey dislike? Answer: parallel lines! Because there is no intersection (banana)

4. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, then whose car is it? Answer: yes, because if there is a car

5. A man and a woman go to the seaside to tell jokes and both die. Why? Answer: because of the tsunami (the sea laughed), they drowned

6. Playing an idiom with a blue gun and a blue knife. Answer: invulnerability (the sword and gun are BLUE)

7. Playing an idiom in the eleventh BOOK, answer: unbelievable (Book 11)

8. Who will be eliminated most when the wolf, tiger and lion play games? Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro

9. The sun/moon and stars, who is dumb? Answer: stars! Because <; Lu Binghua > The movie sings like this: "The stars in the sky don't talk!"

1. How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: press it! Because ducks and finches are silent

11. Coffee cups and glasses cross the road together, and someone says, Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed, but the coffee cup didn't? Answer: because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup has!

12. Who gave you the water of forgetfulness? Answer: "Aha", because Andy Lau sang: Aha! Give me a glass of forgetful water! "

13. Who will be eliminated most when the wolf \ tiger and lion play games? Answer: Wolf! Momotaro

14. Coffee cups and glasses crossed the road together, and someone said: Here comes the car! "Why was the glass killed, but the coffee cup didn't? Answer: because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup has!

15. Michelin Company went to a school to recruit new people. The interview was entitled: A bird stood on a high telephone pole, why didn't it die of electricity? The whole school was only accepted for life, and his answer was that the bird was wearing Michelin rubber shoes!

16. Who is the hardest person to associate with? Lily, because every grain (Lily) works hard

17. Butterfly, ant, spider and centipede, which one didn't get paid? Centipede, because: reactive power (centipede) is not rewarded

18. Which historical figure is the most unfair? Su Wu, because: Su Wu herded sheep by the North Sea (was beaten by the sea)

19. Who does Stefanie want to marry most? Cucumber, because Stefanie has a song: Happiness <; Hu I want happiness <; Last name is Hu

2. Which digit is the most diligent and which digit is the laziest? The reason for being the most industrious and lazy is: never stop doing something

21. What chair do you enjoy the most? A: "sound on the chair" because: enjoy

22. Which one has the narrowest road? A: Enemy Because: The road to the enemy is narrow