China jokes in elementary school, junior high school and senior high school.

I have a little nephew named Jing Hang, who is six years old this year. As far as appearance is concerned, he is "ahead". He is older than other children of the same age, and he is a chubby boy that everyone loves! -Round face, stocky figure, wobbly walking, everyone misses Doby. He has no other hobbies and has loved eating since he was born. Anyway, he can eat delicious food. He looks particularly cute when eating. Whenever he eats, no matter what you ask him, he responds to you with two actions at most: nodding or shaking his head, that is, not talking. Why? Because I can't talk! -His job at this time is to "bury your head" in eating and ignore other things! I saw his chubby hand holding long chopsticks, and his mouth seemed to bite the edge of the bowl and kept pulling food into his mouth. After a while, his stomach swelled like a drum. Speaking of his appetite, one person is worth two adults. Even if you refuse to accept it!

But he has the same advantage as Zhu Bajie when he was in Gaolaozhuang: he can eat and cook! Whenever he sees you working, he will take the initiative to help you, sweep the yard, weed and move things ... anyway, he will do what he can and can't do. In winter, he was really bored, so he found a small shovel to sweep the piles of snow that adults had already swept all over the floor. Or pull a small ice cart, put things on it and run around the yard; Or when people are not looking, break the tops or branches of young trees and pick flowers from flowerpots. ...

Usually others are willing to tease him: "race, are you willing to go to school or work?" Without thinking, he replied, "Work." Others praised: "This child is willing to work, and he can't be wrong when he grows up!" In fact, he has gone to kindergarten, but he never does his homework and is unwilling to study.

It is said that his sister asked him again a few days ago, "Sailing, what are you going to take when you grow up?" He replied without thinking: "Mutton kebabs!"

Hearing this, some people present laughed and some laughed. However, after listening to the child's answer, I was speechless. ...

China joke 2:

Why is the child: "Dad, what kind of cigarette is this?" Dad: "Remember, smoke is a chimney." Child: "Oh, I see! Why is dad's nose not called' chimney'? "

A pedestrian asking for directions asked a child, "Brother, please ask me: Where do these two roads lead?" The child said, "The one on the east side can lead to my house. The one in the west, but not to my house. ...

Filial son: "What will you do if I am the first in my class?" Father: "Then I am really happy!" " "Son:" Dad, don't worry, I won't let you die! " "

The youngest son has no food to eat and always refuses to sit down. Mother asked strangely; "What's wrong with you today? Why eat standing up? " Son: "Today, in Chinese class, the teacher said,' Sit on your laurels ...'"

Football fever dad: "Hey, I told you to buy a hot water bottle. Why did you buy a football? " Son: "Football is better than hot water bottle, which saves the trouble of irrigation." Father: "But football can't keep you warm." Son: "Why not? Didn't you see in the newspaper that there will be a' football fever' around the world this year? "