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What is the state of super embarrassing confession?

Confession is a major event in life. When we fantasize in our minds, everything is so beautiful. And when we are really in that state, we must have made jokes to varying degrees out of nervousness. Then let's take a look at the embarrassing situation that the confession of the twelve constellations will encounter.

Aries constellation

Aries is often regarded as a decathlon, which can do anything. It seems that it is not difficult to express anything. So you will only choose swimming pools with hot weather and high level. In front of the person you like, you will definitely show your proud sports strengths, and then you can teach your sister to swim. Unfortunately, you are going to dive, only to find Emma! My leg is cramping.

Taurus constellation

Taurus, who is ready to express her love, will pull her favorite sister, sing K with a group of people, and then present a love song to accept her properly. It's a pity that as soon as you started singing, people around you quickly grabbed the microphone and sang with you. Finally, you can only look at your friends bitterly and feel lost silently.

Gemini

Gemini likes romantic means to conquer the person they like, so they carefully prepare and find some romantic means, such as some love letters. They wrote love letters full of thousands of words, confident that the other party would be moved by themselves. It's a pity that words like chicken feet make people dare not read the contents at all, and they are scared to call the police for protection, Emma! This is simply speechless.

Cancer constellation

Cancer is a person who dare not confess. When you get along with someone for a long time, you will find that you will unconsciously like each other. Well, you have to confess, so you start telling each other, for example, I am good at cooking, I can take care of children, and I like doing housework best. A series of lists come down, and the other party will look at you speechless and ask, "Do you want to be my housekeeper? I can't afford you. "

Le Signe du Lion

Leo, you have a plan, and you are scratching with the person you like. Blabla said a lot of confessions, and then he added, think about it, I'm in no hurry! No hurry! No ... then, you are not in a hurry, others are in a hurry, and your confession is too perfunctory.

virgo

Virgo likes romantic places, but likes to talk about him around. For example, I finally wanted to confess, but I changed the subject directly before I opened my mouth. For example: actually, I ... Emma. How can there be mosquitoes in winter ... and then you didn't succeed.

libra

You have a candlelight dinner with your sweetheart, but you don't want to be too direct, so you think of an implicit way to express your love. When he goes to the bathroom, put a note that says "I love you" in his wallet and let him discover your love by himself. But just as you were trying to rummage through your wallet, there was a shout behind you: "What are you doing? Are you sick? What about my bag! "

Scorpius

You want to confess your secret love to the person you secretly love, but you haven't got to the point for a long time. At this time, the other party suddenly asked, "Is my hairstyle good today?" You were thinking about how to say love when you were suddenly asked. Without thinking, you said, "It's fine. It must have taken a whole bottle of Mu Si to make this appearance? " It's over. Can you turn it off and start again?

Sagittarius

You made an appointment with your sweetheart to take a pirate boat in the amusement park on Sunday, and Ben decided to shout out your heart through the thrilling atmosphere at that time. Unexpectedly, when I secretly cleared my throat, I found that the friend who came with him turned out to be an ex-lover who had just been eliminated by you! Hey, you deserve it! Let you chop and change!

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

I decided to express my love to my lover today. I will pass by the flower shop at work and pass by his door after work. You rushed to the flower shop at the right time to pick a bunch of flowers and let the boss wrap them up, but just after the afternoon, the flowers began to feel a little depressed; It doesn't matter, it's a flower if it's not fresh. But … why doesn't my sweetheart's face look good, because this bunch of carnations is not good enough?

Aquarius constellation

You refuse the vulgar confession in reality, and you decide to send him an email of love online every day. The content is very sensational, and the title should naturally have the miraculous effect of making the finishing point. Just use those three words, but Chinese is too vulgar, so use English. I sent it. Nothing happened. Send it again, send it again, send it again, and finally, the reply comes. "What are you doing you! Send me the I love you virus every day! ? "

fishes

You heard that girls are particularly prone to reveal their true feelings when they are sad, so you decided to take your sweetheart to see a tearful movie. Love ethics is a bitter drama, preferably tragic. You even recited your lines in advance and said, "Don't cry, be good, the movie is fake, and I love you for real." Unexpectedly, after a movie, it was you who cried in a big mess! Dizzy Dizzy

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