A joke caused by dialect.

A fart coax grasshopper blue, a croak-tolerant vegetable race on the sunny slope, and then come and be a big cow. A fart coaxes grasshoppers into tolerance.

Melon seeds quickly went up (xing) and made a pit for Qiang. It was Guazi who made a fart and coaxed his mother to say, Guasun, one leg contains an external guess and an external test!

Fart coax ants to say aloud, quietly spread, one person and half children!

noon

Milk melon seeds looked at a lot of fart and coaxed ants to line up, but they were anxious to dig the ground and walk ahead.

Q: Do birds come in groups?

Answer: I was promoted this morning. Strict enough to make a fuss? All through blood transfusion!

At night:

Resistant to talking loudly, I took a big fart to coax ants to line up, and Dick came back to make trouble.

Q: Why do birds cause trouble?

A: Even all the old cows got the same blood type, so they had to stay and wait for blood, and then they went to the group and begged them to come back and make trouble! Let me translate this funny Dingxi dialect for you. Let me translate this funny Dingxi dialect for you:

Morning: An ant and a frog are sunbathing, and a big cow comes over, so they find a small hole to hide. The frog looked at the ant nearby and said, Idiot, one leg is still outside. The ant made a hissing gesture to toad and said, quietly, I want to mix the old cow with my legs.

At noon, Toad saw many ants waiting in line and asked, What are you going to do? The ant replied: one of our partners heard that he was trampled to death by an old cow, and we are going to have a blood transfusion.

Evening: Toad saw the ants coming in line again, so Toad asked: You came back so early. The ant said, ah, only one has the same blood type as the old cow, and everything else is fine, so he came back. That's funny … a little toad wants to test with old Niu Jiao …

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