What's your most impressive comedy line?

Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk (student)!

–"shaolin soccer"

I go up and down hundreds of thousands of times a second. I will play football with you?

–"shaolin soccer"

Hurry back to Mars, the earth is dangerous!

–"shaolin soccer"

If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish?

–"shaolin soccer"

Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.

-shaolin soccer

Ha ha ha ha, shaolin soccer really loves it! The lines in it are funny quotations, nonsense performances and nonsense lines every minute, which makes Zhou's comedy perfect. The reason why classics are classics is probably ingenuity.

Same classic kung fu.

Originally, I was going to use this 10 yuan to study, to be a doctor and a lawyer, but for the sake of world peace ... alas.

? skill

Look at your wonderful bones, Kyung-tsai. You are one in a million martial arts wizards. It's up to you to maintain world peace. I have a secret book, Tathagata Palm, and I will buy it for you for ten dollars!

? skill

Look at your wonderful bones, Kyung-tsai. You are one in a million martial arts wizards. It's up to you to maintain world peace. I have a secret book, Tathagata Palm, and I will buy it for you for ten dollars!

? skill

It was a pleasant chat. Let's pay the medical bills.

-"Kung Fu"

Mobile phone code map? Can't sort, wait for the next revision? Plus Stephen Chow's sausage mouth map ~ a little distressed and funny hahaha!

Three outstanding people and two Li in one township dare to teach seven or eight or nine children without knowing the four books, five classics and six arts. Nine poor people in ten rooms make up 827.65 yuan, and they are still half-hearted and dirty.

? -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people.

? -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

Wang Cai ... Wang Cai ... Wang Cai ... Wang Cai, you cannot die. Wang Cai, you have been following me for so long, and you are affectionate and sincere to me, but now I haven't even let you eat enough. I feel sorry for you, Wang Cai!

? -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

Two girls, have pity on me. My family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.

? -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

Xiao Qiang, you died a terrible death. We used it to tease you. Ha ha ha, even flowers and plants have life!

You are a lemon head, mouse eyes, crooked nose, figure-of-eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly, useless waist. If I were you, I would have killed myself.

? -"do sesame official"

You are a lemon head, mouse eyes, crooked nose, figure-of-eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly, useless waist. If I were you, I would have killed myself.

? -"do sesame official"

Do you dare talk back to me? Be careful not to die of old age. ?

I will pick up your bones two years before I die.

? -"do sesame official"