Who can tell me a joke?

One day, an old man led a donkey into the city and met a rogue.

The rogue said, "Have you eaten?

The old man replied, "No.

Rogue: "I didn't ask you, I asked the donkey."

Later, when the hooligan left, the old man patted the donkey twice and said, "Some relatives in the city didn't tell me.

There are many online!