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Mummies were not so precious at first. They buy and sell at will in the street. What is their purpose?
Mummies were originally an Egyptian tradition, and the dead were bandaged and sent to the pyramids. But perhaps some capitalists saw the business opportunities, so they began to spread rumors that mummies were very useful, could cure diseases, and were collected and fertilized. People are willing to believe this rumor. At that time, people's thoughts were so simple that they were easily led by capitalists. So a large number of mummies were transported to the streets for sale, and mummy fever has become a trend.
First, mummies can be ground into powder for medicine. Superstitious people are sick in their hearts, that is, heart disease, which is hopeless. They think that eating the powder made of mummies can cure all diseases, which is all wet. It's just that the brain subconsciously tells him that it can cure you. This is a joke.
Second, mummies can be used for fertilization in some ways. Bodies are similar to feces. When they rot, they can be used to fertilize. They are also good nutrients. Landlords have a lot of land at home, which is good for their crops.
Third, mummies can be used for collection. Later, the mummy gradually decreased, making it a scarce material, so collectors began to collect it. However, in this period, in order to make more money, a large number of sellers began to make fresh mummies and kill the living to make mummies, which was very cruel. After tasting the sweetness of money, the seller's eyes are red and there is no humanity at all.
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