Jokes about elephants and mice

The mouse said to the elephant, "honey, I'm pregnant!" " I have your child. "

"Really?" The elephant's eyes widened in surprise.

However, then the elephant gently attached to the mouse's ear and said a word, and the mouse fainted after listening.

The elephant said in the mouse's ear, "honey, let's do it again." The ant and the elephant got married, and the couple fell in love very much.

Elephants eat a lot. In order to fill the elephant's stomach, ants go out early and come back late every day to find food, which is very hard.

After returning home, the ant couldn't help but sigh: "I'm so tired, my back hurts!" " "

Elephant, I'm very sorry. He raised his leg and gently said to the ant, "Wife, let me help you step on your back!" " "

Zhang San is stingy. If there are mice at home, he is reluctant to catch them with food.

So he took a picture of the food and put it on the mousetrap.

The next morning, he got up and saw a picture on the clip. .........

Pictures of rats!

Four mice are chatting together.

A mouse said, "Recently, I often play with rat poison."

The second one is not to be outdone: "I often exercise with a mousetrap recently."

The third proudly pointed to a pregnant cat and said, "I did it!" " "

The fourth mouse scoffed and pointed to a coquettish fox and said, "How can you show your identity without a mistress these days?" The ant emperor found his illegitimate daughter, an elephant, and gave her a birthright.

This is the legendary elephant returning pearls.

And this ant emperor is the famous grandmother emperor in history! !